We were out for a gap
Had the Marauder's Map
Little did we know that Filch had set a trap
We saw those big cat eyes
And heard that kitty cry
Oh, Mrs. Norris, she had found her prize
The whole hall she scanned
As we took off and ran
My brother and I, a disgrace to our clan

But the stairs start shakin'
Hogwarts was quakin'
My mind was achin'
And we were takin' it as Filch

Chased us all night long
Yeah, Filch
Chased us all night long

Working double time
With Mrs. Norris behind
That cat was one of a kind, I swear Filch reads her mind
No mercy for our cause
No pity for our flaws
Just Filch and his cat with her shiny sharp claws
We had no time to cool down
Before another round
For wizarding wheezes we deserved the crown

But the stairs start shakin'
Hogwarts was quakin'
My mind was achin'
And we were takin' it as Filch

Chased us all night long
Yeah, Filch
Chased us all night long
Yeah, they didn't catch us but Filch
Chased us all night long
Yeah, they didn't catch us but Filch
Chased us all night long

Yeah, he chased us
And he raced us

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