A bit random, but still ingenious!
An Ode to Edward Cullen
To the tune of "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"
Edward, Eddy-wardy Cullen
Eddy-wardy Cullen, we love you
In fact, Eddy-wardy Cullen's family is pretty awesome too
So as long as they don't bite us
What a happy time we'll spend
Edward, Eddy-wardy Cullen
Our gorgeous vampire friend
Edward, Eddy-wardy Cullen
Our gorgeous vampire friend
He's as fast as a lightning bolt
His eyes are a liquid gold
His hair is a sexy tussled bronze!
He sparkles out in the sun
He's dazzling to everyone
He's handsome, he's charming, he's strong!
Edward, Eddy-wardy Cullen
Eddy-wardy Cullen, we love you
With a little bit of luck then marry Eddy Cullen's what we'll do
Pity Bella got there first
Or what a happy time we'd spend
Edward, Eddy-wardy Cullen
Our gorgeous vampire friend
Edward, Eddy-wardy Cullen
Our gorgeous vampire friend
Edward, Eddy-wardy Cullen
Eddy-wardy Cullen, we love you
If you have a fight with Jacob, there's no competition, we'd back you
Shame that Bella doesn't see that
Why don't you pick us instead?
Edward, Eddy-wardy Cullen
We're so glad you're undead
Edward, Eddy-wardy Cullen
Our gorgeous vampire friend…
Our gorgeous Eddy-wardy friend!