Notes: I really like the genderbent versions of Sanji and Zoro but I think I might like genderbent Luffy more. She's cute and crazy strong, like a pink tank.
"Zoro, wake up!"
Zoro opened one eye thinly to glare up at her wildly grinning captain. She had just a moment to notice the pink sheen on Luffy's lips before she was kissed broadly on the mouth.
"Luffy!" Zoro sputtered, rubbing her lips angrily.
"Don't try to wipe it off! It tastes like cotton candy!" Luffy looked disappointed for all of a moment before she noticed Nami walking out to his trees. She ran after him. "Nami! Nami, taste!"
Zoro could hear Nami''s surprised screech as she got up and headed towards the kitchen. The cook was already at the sink, rubbing at her lips with a rag. She'd already rubbed off the red shade of lipstick she normally wore but the pink from Luffy's impromptu kiss was still clearly visible. One narrowed blue eye shot over to look at Zoro and then Sanji sighed.
"She got you too, huh?"
"Yeah." Zoro sat down heavily at the table. "What is this shit? It only comes off when you kiss somebody? That's dumb."
"It's one of Usopp's little experiments. The coward's hiding up in the bathroom, I think. She better hope I don't catch her. Pearl pink is not my color."
"I don't think it looks bad," Zoro said without thinking. Hurriedly, "Better than that clown red you usually wear."
Zoro prepared to duck a kick to her face and was therefore unprepared for the hands on either side of her head. Then Sanji was kissing her, close-mouthed but still hot, her long legs anchoring Zoro's hips.
"There," Sanji murmured as she pulled away. "Now you don't look like you put it on in the dark, shitty swordsman."
Then she was sauntering away in that graceful, rolling way she had that swayed her hips just so under her tight skirt.
Zoro licked her lips in approval and then blinked. It did taste like cotton candy.