Disclaimer: I don't own. You don't sue.
Dedicated to my good friend Bunny, and part of my (still unfinished) Christmas smut series.
Warnings: Implied Sex between two males, snarky dialogue.
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Request: Drunken, human Inuyasha/Miroku.
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"Inuyasha!!" Miroku protested as the hanyou turned human jumped him, pinning him to the floor. "You're drunk." He scowled as the black-haired male licked his neck.
"Not a problem...Ah can shtill get it up." Inuyasha slurred, nuzzling at Miroku's neck, pushing the fabric of his robes down to nip at his collarbone. Miroku flushed.
"That isn't the problem here..." Miroku tried to push Inuyasha off, but even in his human form, Inuyasha was fairly strong. The man was like a leech.
"Then what'sh the problem?" Inuyasha asked, mumbling into the skin of his neck as he wrapped his arms around Miroku and tried to pull him closer. Miroku flushed even redder as he felt proof that Inuyasha could indeed 'still get it up'.
"I'm a monk." Miroku protested half-heartedly, his own arms wrapping tight around Inuyasha. The hanyou was probably going to kill him in the morning so he might as well make the most of it. His hands drifted down to Inuyasha's rear and squeezed.
"Nevah stopped you before..." Inuyasha moaned, quick fingers fumbling at the clasps and ties of Miroku's robe. The monk started to help the dark-haired one out of his clothes as well, taking great pleasure in removing each piece from Inuyasha's body.
"You're not a woman." Miroku muttered as he pressed a kiss to Inuyasha's forehead. He took great joy in tossing their pants in some random direction then flipped them over so he was on top of the naked hanyou.
"Doeshn't bothah me if you pretend ah am." Inuyasha growled out as Miroku's graceful fingers traced down his sides. Miroku smirked; capturing Inuyasha's lips as his hands wandered further south and groped the hanyou's ass again. Inuyasha made a sound that might've been a squeak had it not been muffled by Miroku's questing mouth.
"Just remember, you're the one who asked for it..." Miroku purred as he proceeded to make the hanyou scream.
It was probably a good thing (for Miroku) that Inuyasha remembered nothing of that night. Though he found it terribly amusing that the hanyou couldn't walk properly come morning and didn't even know why. Sango and Kagome on the other hand, didn't find it all that amusing and Inuyasha's day was brightened a bit when Miroku found himself in similar circumstances due to a rather large bump on his head.
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