A Perfect Wife
DISCLAIMER: Still don't own Mary Poppins or Harry Potter. This is a songfic to the Mary Poppins song "Perfect Nanny".
Albus Dumbledore:
Wanted: a wife for one adorable Headmaster.
If you want this choice position
Have a cheery disposition
Rosy cheeks, no warts!
Play games, all sorts.
You must be kind, you must be witty
Very sweet and fairly pretty
Talk to me kindly, give Fawkes treats
Sing songs, like sweets
Never be cross or cruel
Never give me castor oil or gruel
Love Fawkes as a son, and you ought to
Like to wear stockings with garters!
If you won't scold and dominate me,
I will never give you cause to hex me.
I won't hide your spectacles
So you can't see,
Put toads in our bed,
Or pepper in your tea.
Hurry, Darling!
Many thanks
Sincerely,
Albus Dumbledore