Psycho Days Episode 1
The squeal! It's finally come to life! Mhahaha!
Luna: OMJ Chibi Days has a squeal! This is soo cool we only made Chibi Days like a year ago!
'WE' I'm the only who wrote it, planned and posted it!
Luna: … well I was in it!
Bleh… whatever… okay Luna you know the disclaimers!
Luna: I do! 1Zara-Uchiha1 doesn't own Naruto or Naruto Shippuden or any of the Akatsuki members. OR any of the names of movies or anything… But she only owns Carmen Smith and Luna Robinson. And Ivy Moonlit Rose Owns Ame Koizume and Ken Koizume.
Okay~! On with the new super story!
2 years… 2 fucking years SINCE the Akatsuki jumped back into their black hole and into the world and guess what… THEY SUCK! They haven't even mailed us! NOPE NOTHING!
Then again… they are in a different universe… but still that is no excuse for rudeness! Oh and now Luna and I are 18! It rocks being 18 NO MORE SCHOOL! Also I am now 5, 5 foot now and Luna is 5, 7 foot now… she just keeps on growing!
Oh I forgot to mention something… I took Kisame's advice and started anger management again… when I see him next… I am making roast fish out of him! The son of a bitch! I hate that place! They are mentally ill themselves! They… made me talk to sock puppets… it's… was creepy and scary at the same time.
Let's just say… they NEVER showed me those two puppets EVER again after that.
Well it's Halloween again and I'm half expecting my midgets to turn up on my doorstep again. Luna finds it quite funny whenever a cardboard box deliver comes that I HAVE to shake it before opening it.
Well you can never be sure or too prepared for a bunch of Akatsuki midgets. Well it's about 10 pm right about now and it's getting really dark now.
"Woof!" a high pitch bark blocks my thought out as I look down to my little Pomeranian puppy, Sora, who is pawing my legs while looking up to me. He's only about 5 months old now. My mum and dad got me him about 1 month ago so I would bond and hopefully release some of my energy with him. It has somehow worked seeing as I have to walk him, feed him and worst of all… pick up after him.
I never want to have a big dog like a German shepherd now. They will make a bigger mess then little Sora does right now.
"Come here baby," I say to Sora while picking him up. He is my baby I love him more then I love COOKIES! Yes you heard me and don't worry… I'm not drunk… just making sure you people know that.
Sora lets out a small high bark while nuzzling his face into my neck, being very cute as I grin and head to my bedroom to get some stuff for the camp out tonight. This Halloween Luna and I are camping outside with Sora who won't sleep outside my room; he always has to sleep in my room or in the room I am sleeping in. He is a clingy doggy.
I pack some clothes and blankets into a Pikachu backpack along with two bottles of water and a lot of cookies.
Sora barks again as I put him down to put my backpack on. Once I put my backpack, I pick Sora up again who barks with glee while moving round in my arm just to snuggle into my neck as always.
I scratch him behind his ear while walking down my stairs and into the hallway just as the door bell rings loudly. Sora barks loudly while looking over my shoulder to the door as I turn round to get the door.
"I'm coming," I call then flick Sora in his nose which stops him barking but makes him whine like a baby which I treat him like. He is my baby boy.
I open the door and see Luna then, long waist length blonde and blue hair. She grew her hair out but she only has blue highlights now. She couldn't get a college interview with her bright neon blue hair.
I have also grown my hair out a little, I have cut my fringe to just below my eyes and the front of my hair ends at my shoulders while the rest ends at the top of my neck like before.
"Yo Sunny and Sora," she says with a grin before stroking Sora who licks her hand before letting her stroke him. "Ready for the camp out?" she asks while taking her hand away from Sora as said puppy snuggles into my neck again with a small whine.
I hold onto my puppy while nodding to Luna and see Luna has a Miku backpack on her back, many Pein and Sasori keychains on the backpack. Over the last 2 years… Luna has gotten a thing for Sasori seeing as her obsession with Red Heads has come back.
"Yeah," I say to Luna as I put Sora on the floor as he runs in the direction of the kitchen, probably going to get some doggy treats from Lewis since my brother has come for Halloween, he is giving out the sweets this year while Luna and I… and Sora… camp out in the back garden.
"Let's go!" Luna yells while following Sora to the kitchen as I can hear Sora barking from here, I am guessing he is barking at Lewis since he gets all of his doggy treats from my brother. Yeah… my brother has a soft spot for small dogs though he adores German shepherds.
I shrug my shoulders before following the two to the kitchen where I see my brother, Lewis, giving my baby a bone shaped doggy treat as Sora is playing dead, the trick I hate the most out of the 5 tricks Sora knows. Sit, stand, lie down, shake and play dead. I hate those tricks a lot but mostly play dead.
"Sora~ you ready," I call as Sora starts to eat the doggy treat he was given, he rushes over for some water, drinks some then runs over to me, barking his little fluffy head off.
"Woof, woof, woof, woof, woooof!" he barks loudly as I pick him up and snuggle him while he snuggle me back. I love my baby a lot.
"Hurry up Sunny!" Luna calls from the back garden as Lewis shrugs his shoulders to Sora and I before grabbing the skull shaped sweet bowl and walking out of the kitchen. My brother is anti social but trust me, he's as mouthy as I am AND YET HE DOESN'T GO ANGER MANAGEMENT! I hate my brother a lot I hate him more then… then… Orochimaru! Yes I hate him more then the snake pedo himself!
"Hold your horses you red-head-lover!" I yell loudly as Sora barks to the back garden, supporting his mum like a good puppy. I ruffle his fur while walking to the door and see Luna setting up the tent, it can fit 4 people in it since it was meant for my whole family to use but yeah… my mum hates camping.
I walk out into the garden and towards the tent as its almost finished being set up. I suck at setting that thing up; I swear it looked like a flag when I was done with it last time.
I place Sora down, watch as he runs to the tent and jumps into it, finding a nice place in the corner to fall asleep in.
I grin a little to Luna as she jumps in and spreads out her sleeping back in the corner opposite Sora.
I jump in as well and unfold my sleeping bag and place it beside Sora. Sora lets out a lion yawn while curling into a ball as I lie down and dig myself into the sleeping bag.
"Night Luna,"
"Night Carmen,"
"Woof!"
""Night Sora,""
I yawn while just starting to fall asleep but jump slightly as Sora jumps into my sleeping bag just as a crash of thunder hits. Sora whines super loudly as it crashes again and yet… I don't hear any rain. Thank Jashin this tent is waterproof.
"Its okay baby," I say softly to Sora while petting his back. He digs himself into my sleeping bag and snuggles into me like a baby. He whines a little as I start falling asleep, holding onto my fluffy boy for the night.
The next morning
"Sunny… Sunny wake up!" I hear Luna yell as I wave her hand away. I want to sleep I am NOT a morning person damn it!
I grumble a little but sit up anyway. "What do you want Luna," I murmur loudly while rubbing the sleep out of my eyes, "your ruining my sleepy sleep time," I grumble while weakly opening my eyes, they hurt a lot as sun light streams through the plastic square on the tent. It is meant to wake up the campers in the morning which is one of the reasons why I hate this tent.
"Sunny we are not in your garden no more!" she yells loudly as I slowly open my eyes to her, she has changed out of her PJs and is now wearing a red tank top and baggy white jeans.
I grumble some swears under my breath as I see Sora snoozing in my other pillow, his ears flat against his head as he whines in his sleep.
I look out of the plastic window thingy and see forest and nothing but forest… shit… we are NOT in my back garden no more.
"Fuuuuuccck," I swear loudly while quickly changing out of my PJs into some shinny red jean and a baggy white shirt with a nyan cat on the front of it. I trip over my bag which earns a snicker from Luna who is watching with a small smile.
"Oi I know where you live; don't make me bite you!" I say with a glare as she covers her mouth, she's still grinning but at least I can't see it.
I shake my head to her while unzipping the tent and climbing out of it, my neck clicks from how weirdly I slept yesterday.
"Oww my back,"
"You sound like Kakuzu,"
"I'll bite you! You know I will!" I threaten as Luna jumps out of the tent and backs away from me, eyes wide as she knows I have a little bit of the hots for Kakuzu. Hey most of the Akatsuki members are smexy and hot so say nothing people of my mind.
Luna laughs a little bit before reaching into the tent, "Oi! Sora! Wake up puppy!" she yells into the tent which is soon followed by a lot of barking and Luna yelling. "AHH don't attack me puppy!" Luna yells while running behind me as Sora jumps out of the tent, awake while looking around.
"Yo Baby," I say with a smile while kneeling down as je runs over to me, almost tripping over his paws.
"Woof!" he barks as I pick him up and then stand up, I grin to Luna as she stares at Sora with a 'your dog is evil' look while Sora snuggles into my chest, his tongue sticking out a little.
"Luna, pack the tent away, we're see if there are any towns or cities near by," I say to her while petting Sora, I just don't trust myself with that tent, knowing I'll break it in some way or another.
Luna sighs softly while taking the pegs out of the ground and starts to pack the tent away before putting it away in her bag.
I yawn widely while stretching my arms out, man I hate getting up while the sun is over my head, and not falling to evening.
"Well, let's get moving," I say with a wave of my hand before looking to the sky, I spot some smoke in the long distance, it looks like an hour or half an hour walk. I sigh loudly while walking down the road in that direction, "Okay Sora down," I say while placing Sora down on the floor, he whines a little but I continue to walk towards the distance.
"Carmen wait up!" Luna calls from behind me as I glance back to her; she has her backpack on her back and is running after me while waving arms about.
"I am walking~ I am walking and humming~" I sing while not humming, humming is not my thing unless I am that bored. Luna runs up beside me with a pout before running ahead of me.
"Last one there is a rotten egg!" she yells as I give her back a blank look.
"Yeah… you do that you rainbow," I say while rolling my eyes as Sora starts barking at her, Sora really likes barking at Luna for some strange reason. I look ahead and see Luna collapsing forwards and I only shake my head at her, she has no stamina at all… its just… whoa.
"Told you baaakaaaa~!" I hum while walking pass her as she raises her hand to me with a pout.
"Caaarmeeen~ carry meeee!" she whines as I stare at her with a blank look.
"Hell no,"
"But I'm tired~!"
"Do I give a shit? No! If Kisame was here he would carry you but since he isn't… SUCK IT UP!" I yell while my eye twitches a little, I am not in the mood to play around when we don't even know where we are… I swear if my brother did this I am stopping him from having children. I don't care if I never become an aunt… Neji the bastard (look up what Neji means).
Sora barks loudly as if he was agreeing with me and I pat his head. Good doggy you know who controls you.
Luna pouts while jumping up to her feet and slowly following after me and Sora.
"How much longer~"
"Don't you dare start that again?!" Luna giggles at me as I send her a death glare. No way in hell are we starting this game again. Sora barks in happiness as I look ahead of the path, I can just see the outline of the village or town in front of us.
"I see a town!" Luna yells while looking ahead and skips up to the top of the hill before jumping in joy. "I can't wait!" she yells before running down the hill. I get to the top myself and watch Luna trip every few steps till she gets to the bottom.
"Hurry up Carmen! I wanna get there already!" she yells in joy as I shrug to her and walk down the hill with Sora who is just walking beside me with his tongue sticking out like a happy doggy.
I smile to her once I get to the bottom of the hill and walk towards Luna who is jumping on the spot, waiting for me to lead it seems.
"I'm coming Jashin damn it!" I say while rolling my eye at her as her eyes sparks for a second.
"Speaking of Jashin," Luna hums as I glare full force at her with a 'don't even say it' look which she only grins at. "How's the 'mark'?" she asks with a grin as I glare at her. The 'mark' is the damn symbol thing that Hidan 'left' behind. When he BIT me… let's just say when it healed… it left a fucking symbol of Jashin… a little button sized symbol which annoys the hell out of me seeing as no amount of make-up will cover it up so yeah… it damn annoys me. I am guessing the lord 'Jashin' knows of this as well… weird thing is I looked up the religion Jashin… IT'S A REAL RELIGION! And it says that worshipers cannot love which made me VERY confused… Hidan cannot love me… so what the hell is this meant to mean!?
"The 'mark' is just fine," I say with a small glare before looking forwards to the town, it has a lot of stream coming from a lot of the buildings.
"What is this place?" Luna asks as I look round the town or village before looking at a building which has a hot spring picture on it. I look round at the other buildings and see the same pictures on about another 6 shops.
"Well I think this village, I am calling it a village now, involves hot springs," I say while looking to the hot springs pictures all over the buildings. Luna nods her head as I pick up my Sora who is sniffing the air with his tongue… still sticking out.
I glance round the village and notice very little people walking around, most of them are children and their mothers but apart from that I haven't seen a single man yet.
"Well… this is stranger then Kakuzu getting lost on the way home," I say with a smirk and like that… Luna has burst out laughing from remembering the time when Kakuzu did get lost on the way home… which was over 2 years ago… oh how funny that memory is.
"Yeah.. that is pretty funny," Luna says with a grin while petting Sora who decides to be nice and not bark at her for the mean time.
I glance round the village and decide to wonder round for a while. I look round the shopping places, the many hot springs and the huge houses where I am betting people live in. The people who live here must be pretty rich. I even see a vet place where sick animals go, its called 'Koizume vets'.
"Cool name… Koi…u…may?" I try to pronounce the name of the vets.
"You can read that!?" Luna yells while pointing at the name which is in Japanese. I laugh slightly while trying to think of a reason why I know that… I just know the word Koi I just guessed the rest of it.
"No… I only know Koi I made up the rest," I say while chuckling a tiny bit, hey I am damn sure I did great at guessing that. I give an awkward smile as Luna rolls her eyes at me before looking round at the village.
"Is it me or is this town… Japanese like?" she asks while I look round the town with a straight look on my face… she is very right there. It looks like something you would see from Naruto. For the record I now read the manga and only the anime when the Akatsuki members are in it.
I nod my head a little as Sora jumps out of my arms and runs off in some direction. I yell his name and run after him, Sora has a habit of running off while I walk him which is why he is still on the letch.
"Sora get back here puppy!" I yell while running after him, for a small legged dog he can run VERY fast. Sora soon stops and I see he has run into a couple and one of them… looks A LOT like Hidan but without the gelled hair and purple/pink eyes.
He has blue eyes and messy sliver hair, kinder like Hidan's in the mornings. He is wearing a blue shirt, a black sleeveless jacket, blue trousers and he is wearing a cooking necklace which has a spatula and an apron on it and the apron reads 'best chef' okay coolio I want that necklace. He is quite handsome but I wouldn't go for him.
The woman with him has very long black hair which is tied in a low ponytail, she is wearing a simple light green kimono with light orange leafs all over it, she has a diamond owl necklace which lies on her chest. Her eyes are the same colour as Hidan which are a purple/pink and her face reminds me of a super model since she is SUPER pretty. She is quite tall but she only comes up to the man's eye level. She is also wearing the same kind of style shoes as Jiraiya.
I walk up to them just as Sora jumps over to the man who grins brightly before crouching down to stroke him, his grin widening while stroking my puppy.
"Hello buddy," he says with his grin as Sora barks happily while being stroked. Sora licks his hand which he chuckles at before picking him up and hugging him, he acts like a child while playing with Sora.
"Is this your puppy?" the woman asks with a smile while looking to me. I nod my head before looking to the man who is getting licked by Sora who seems to love this man.
"Yeah that's Sora," I say with a smile and glance back to see Luna running over to me, huffing a little. "Sora really seems to like him, unlike Luna," I say while looking to said Luna who huffs at that, Sora just likes barking at her.
"Hello~ aren't you a fucking adorable puppy~" he says which makes my eyes widen a little… he swears… like the midget. "Ame I fucking want a fucking puppy~" he says with a grin to the woman who I take as Ame.
'Ame' sighs a little while shaking her head to him. "Ken, no, your spoil the dog and he'll become fat and won't be able to walk," she says with a blank look and I take the man to be Ken.
'Ken' pouts like a kid before petting Sora some more which he seems to love.
"I am Ame Koizume," Ame says with a smile while presenting her hand to me, I smile back to her and shake her hand. "This is my husband, Ken Koizume," she says as Ken grins brightly while holding Sora who is barking loudly… with joy I think.
"Nice to meet you, I'm Carmen Smith and this is Luna Robinson," I say with a smile as Luna gives a shock look which makes me glare slightly at her.
"Oh… my… Jashin… YOUR BEING NICE!" Luna yells while pointing a finger to me as Sora starts barking loudly at her.
"Jashin?" Ken repeats while his eyes widen a bit. Ame glances to Ken before looking to me, her eyes have also widened a little. I nod my head softly at their reaction to Jashin, hey the guy is probably awesome. No need to insult the God. He'll smite you from below! "You mean the fucking 'badass' god of my fucking stupid son's?" he asks which makes me think.
"SON!?" I ask while raising my voice before covering my mouth, Luna's mouth is also open but soon turns into a random laughing fit.
"Do you happen to know our son, Hidan?" Ame asks with a small smile as my eye twitches a little… these are Hidan's parents… and he's stupid… HAHAHAHAHA oh my god my brain hurts now.
"Yep~ we know him~ he marked Carmen for life- OW!" Luna says but I soon cut her off with a hard jab in the stomach by my elbow. FOR LIFE HELL NO!
"If he really marks me he'll loose his jewels," I say with seriousness in my voice as Ame smiles at me.
"Ha my fucking son caught a fucking doll-OW!" Ken says but is soon cut off by a whack round the head by Ame. HA serves him right!
I grin happily as Ken cowers a little bit, holding his head in pain as Ame is holding her purse which is light green… man it must have bricks in it if it hurt that much! That or she's is super strong and awesome.
"Baka don't say things like that," Ame says with a small glare before looking to Luna and I, "so you know my son," she says with a small smile as Luna clings onto my arm for support, hard to believe she is older then me yet she is clinging to me so she doesn't fall to the ground.
"Yeah, he is annoying as hell and flirts a lot with me," I say with a shrug before looking to Luna, "he knows not to flirt with Luna or he gets hit in the head with a frying pan," I say with a small grin which makes Ame chuckle with a smile. It seems she doesn't mind that I whack her son with a frying pan.
"Fuuuuuccck Ame that fucking hurt and not in a good fucking way either!" Ken whines while holding his head with one hand before grinning to her at the 'good way' part. Ame blushes a little before elbowing him in the ribs which makes him hold his ribs in pain. I REALLY LIKE THIS WOMAN!
"May I ask, where are you two staying while your in the Hot-spring village?" Ame asks with a smile as I blink, trying to think of an answer which I cannot find… shit… we're in the Naruto world.
"Aha… no where at the moment," I say with an awkward chuckle which makes Ken's eyes sparkle as he wraps an arm round my shoulder and Luna's shoulder.
"Since you got no fucking place to stay you can fucking stay at our fucking house, right Ame-chan?" Ken sings with a giggle before looking to Ame with puppy eyes… okay I am damn sure that guys do not giggle unless they are gay… this guy can't be gay he has Ame… RIGHT?!
Ame gives an unsure look but Luna and Ken's grin together which makes her smile a tiny bit, "I see no reason why they can't," Umm… maybe the question of this guy's SANITY!?
I give him a 'what the fuck' look as he grins with a giggle before wrapping his arms round Ame, pulling her into a hug and a kiss. I mentally gag at the sight but Luna only goes 'AWW' which makes me give her another 'what the fuck' look.
Ame gives a quick kiss back before pulling away from Ken who is still grinning happily. Oh I can just see this turning to hell.
"Well let's fucking go!" Ken yells while charging ahead, leading the way while holding onto my puppy who REALLY seems to love Ken. I can hear him barking loudly from here.
Ame sighs gently before turning to Luna and I.
"Shall we go?" she asks with a smile as Luna grins while nodding and I give a simple nod with a small smile. Hidan's family seems… pretty nice, wonder why he left them here?