It had been awhile since Chris McClean hosted his favorite reality show. But with Twenty-Two new campers pulling in, Chris was excited to get started again. After Camp Wawanakwa had been disposed of by the government, Chris found some new campgrounds on land, and decided to host the newest show there. Instead of let the dock of shame explain the twenty-two new kids, he ran their information on air, for a look at the cast.
First up…
Name: Azalea
Age: 16
Stereotype: The Psychic
Height: 5 Foot even.
Weight: 95 lbs.
Appearance: Very thin, pale, long flowing black hair, very pretty. Her shirt is long sleeved and purple, and she wears long yellow sweatpants.
Personality: Azalea is very quiet, unless spoken to, she can see the future, and often creeps people out with her visions of it.
Audition Tape: Azalea is reading her own palm.
Azalea: I predict…, that in exactly one week, you will call me to tell me that I made it on to the show! Wait…, something else! You will sound nervous when you are telling me this…, weird, everyone sounds nervous when they talk to me… (She looks sad as the camera shuts down.)
Name: Bruno
Age: 19
Stereotype: The Super Soldier
Height: 6 Foot, 4.
Weight: 230 lbs.
Appearance: Bruno towers above most people, he has short brown hair, that is spiked up in the front, and huge muscles. He wears a simple gray shirt, and cargo shorts, and normal sneakers. She wears socks with sandals.
Personality: Bruno is very loud, and obnoxious, he is cocky, and gets angered easily. His army training makes him a jerk to scrawnier competitors.
Audition Tape: Bruno looks into the camera and explains what he'll be doing.
Bruno: For this, I will be showing off my AWESOME skills and what I learned when in the cadets training hall.
Bruno first jogs a complete mile in under five minutes, then does one hundred push-ups, and immediately transitions into two hundred sit-ups, he finally picks up a two hundred pound weight and starts lifting it up and down, and throws it half the length of the football field using one hand.
Bruno: Like that? Most of the ladies do! (winks at the camera as it shuts off.)
Name: Candy
Age: 17
Stereotype: The Funky Girl
Height: 5 foot 7
Weight: 121 lbs.
Appearance: Candy has blonde hair, pulled back in to a ponytail, but still lets some of it fall by the sides, she wears headphones around her neck, and a shiny pair of green tinted sunglasses on her forhead. She has long pants that reach above her ankles, a red sleeveless shirt, and green shoes, she has wrist covers on as well, and fingerless gloves.
Personality: Candy is the most likeable person ever. Pretty, funny, and awesome to chill with. She throws the best parties, and gets invited to every other party as well.
Audition Tape: Candy looks at the camera.
Candy: PICK ME! That's all I have to say right? Because picking me would make you lots of moooney! (camera shuts off.)
Name: Connor
Age: 15
Stereotype: The Shirker
Height: 5 Foot 1
Weight: 90 lbs.
Appearance: Connor has blue hair that reaches just to his neck, he wears huge glasses, and is very scrawny. Connor wears a white long sleeved shirt, that fits loosely, and has black designs all over it, he wears black jeans, and socks.
Personality: Connor is very sarcastic, and lazy. Connor uses his IQ of over three hundred to outsmart everyone who even looks at him funny. He's normally quiet and doesn't associate well with others. He loves to sleep.
Audition Tape: Connor stares at the camera.
Connor: If you want all of the idiots out early…, then let me on! (Connor falls asleep quickly, and the camera sits there until it dies.)
Name: Danni
Age: 16
Stereotype: The Cocky Fat Girl
Height: 5 foot 5
Weight: 210 lbs.
Appearance: Danny is super overweight, she has shorter reddish hair, left cut to about her shoulders. She wears clothers that fit tightly around her, a red hoodie that is a size to small, and black skinny jeans.
Personality: Danni is cocky, and rude. She's mean to everyone, and always looks out for herself. She knows she's overweight, but she purposely dresses in tight clothes to bring herself more attention.
Audition Tape: Danni is walking through the halls of her high school.
Danni: Yeah, everyone here loves me! (two kids walk by looking disgusted by her.) I get more attention than Becky, and she's the head cheerleader! (a geeky looking boy walks by.) Hey you! Give me your lunch money! (she tackles the kid, and the camera falls down and breaks.
Name: Donovan
Age: 16
Stereotype: The Stuffed Shirt
Height: 6 foot even.
Weight: 115 lbs.
Appearance: Donovan has neatly slicked back greasey black hair, he wears small eye-glasses, and has a white shirt on that is tucked into his high pulled up black trousers. He always wears a red tie, and wears dressy black shoes.
Personality: Donovan speaks properly, and acts with manners, and is very kind to nearly everyone. He is very annoying however, because he hates getting dirty, and hates being outdoors.
Audition Tape: Donovan is standing in front of a church looking into the camera.
Donovan: Salutations friends! My birth name is Donovan Vergolia! My parents thought it would be excellent for me to get out and get some fresh air! I hate the outdoors, but hey, nothing wrong with observing the beauty of nature! (The tape ends.)
Name: Elysa
Age: 17
Stereotype: The Crazy Weirdo
Height: 5 foot 6
Weight: 119 lbs.
Appearance: Elysa has long, pink hair, with red highlights on every other streak. She wears a big yellow flower in her hair, and has a pink flowered shirt on with a white skirt underneath. She wears brown shoes.
Personality: Elysa might look adorable, but she is nutty beyond belief. She says and does weird things that are abnormal to most people.
Audition Tape: Elysa looks into the camera, very closely.
Elysa: HI WORLD! I'm Elysa! I REALLY WANNA BE ON TOTAL DRAMA! I have pictures of Chris all over my wall! (she turns off the camera knowing that the kissing up will be enough to get her on.)
Name: Haley
Age: 15
Stereotype: The Quiet Girl
Height: 5 foot 2
Weight: 100 lbs
Appearance: Haley has brown hair, in a ponytail on the very back of her head. She wears rectangular framed glasses, and wears a black elbow length shirt, with a band on it, and wears blue jean shorts, and has on white shoes.
Personality: Haley always has her face pressed into a book, and has her iPod in, as such, she does not talk much, and is very hard to get to know. She is very intelligent and will normally only speak when the situation demands it.
Audition Tape: Haley sits and reads, as her brother runs off with the camera and shuts it off.
Name: Ivan
Age: 16
Stereotype: The Iron-Willed Warrior
Height: 5 foot 7
Weight: 145 lbs.
Appearance: Ivan has long black hair, that he sometimes wears in a ponytail. He wears a white robe on his upper body, and tan baggy pants, with wooden sandals. He carries a wooden sword on his back.
Personality: Ivan is very kind, and noble. He bows before taking on a challenge, and will never give up on anything.
Audition Tape: Ivan bows to the camera, but does not speak. He simply takes his wooden sword out, moves it quickly, and then resheaths it. Afterwards, all of the bamboo shoots behind him split in half and fall to the ground. He bows again and the camera shuts off.
Name: Kimmy
Age: 17
Stereotype: The Tomboy
Height: 5 foot 10
Weight: 140 lbs.
Appearance: Kim has shorter hair, that only slightly hangs past her ears. She wears a white tanktop and yellow gym shorts, and wears white workout sneakers.
Personality: Kimmy is very boyish. She loves to get ready to take on anything, and isn't afraid to take on anything. Kimmy loves to fight hard and live strong.
Audition Tape: Kimmy is lifting two dumbbells, and talking.
Kimmy: Can anyone take me on? (laughs) Probably not! That's a hopeless dream! I can easily take on any guy that you pick! Let's go! Let them show me what they're made of. (The tape ends.)
Name: Kirsten
Age: 16
Stereotype: The Estranged Goth
Height: 5 foot 6
Weight: 120 lbs.
Appearance: Kirsten has brownish red hair, and black clothers everywhere. A black corsette, black skinny jeans, and black shoes. She was thick black eyeliner, and wears a bat shaped hair clip in her hair.
Personality: Kirsten is defensive, and is easily angered by preppy people, she will not hesitate to get angry and start pile-driving their brains out. She tends to speak out about her opinions, and doesn't have much care for what other people think.
Audition Tape: Kirsten gives the camera the finger and it shuts off.
Name: Lola
Age: 18
Stereotype: The Diva
Height: 5 foot 8
Weight: 96 lbs.
Appearance: Lola has curly blonde hair, lots of make up on, and a low cut purple shirt, with very short black shorts on. She wears sparkly high heel purple shoes.
Personality: Lola believes that she is perfection. Every time someone takes a crack at her, she immediately snaps back. Lola is mean and will only be nice if someone thinks that she is prettier than them.
Audition Tape: Lola starts singing a song that she wrote about being perfect, her terrible voice causes the camera to crack, and then shut off.
Name: Max
Age: 19
Stereotype: The Enigma
Height: 5 foot 11
Weight: 135 lbs.
Appearance: Max is a semi-muscular guy, with darker brown hair, a black fedora, and a long black jacket, he has black leather pants on, and dancing shoes. He wears a red tie with a big yellow question mark on it.
Personality: Max is very goofy, and hyper, though he seems to harbor many secrets. He is sort of creepy and caniving, and nobody knows his true game.
Audition Tape: Max is showing the camera a magic trick.
Max: WATCH THIS WORLD! (Max fans the cards out, but they drop everywhere and rain down around him.) TADA! (The camera falls over.) Like my shoes! ME TOO! (the camera shuts off.)
Name: Mona
Age: 18
Stereotype: The Hot Nerd
Height: 5 foot 11
Weight: 126 lbs.
Appearance: Mona has long blonde hair, with fancy red rimmed glasses on. She wears a purple low-cut shirt, where sleeves don't reach her shoulders. She wears long white pants, and black shoes with Link on them.
Personality: Mona is a nerd, and acts as such, she geeks out about things that normal people wouldn't. Mona also knows that guys like her, but she never really has a boyfriend because of how insanely geeky she is.
Audition Tape: Mona is playing Zelda.
Mona: I wish I was Zelda, than I could be with Link! I LOVE LINK! (Mona pulls out a Link plushie and kisses it up and down, and then sees the camera is still on.) OH CRAP! (she shuts it off.)
Name: Norm
Age: 15
Stereotype: The Exercise Freak
Height: 5 foot 8
Weight: 150 lbs.
Appearance: Norm has shorter brown hair, with a sweatband around it. He wears a sports jacket, and sweatpants, but underneath wears a white beater and black basketball shorts. He wears cleats.
Personality: Norm has a never give up attitude, and loves to break a sweat. He preaches perfection, and always pushes himself to the limit.
Audition Tape: Norm is running on a treadmill.
Norm: Getting in shape for Total Drama here! Let's go! I've just gotta put this up a few notches, like maybe to fifteen! (Norm cranks it up, and starts running with it.) See…no problem! (Norm is interrupted when the machine throws him off, and into the back wall, ouch is all that is heard as the camera shuts off.)
Name: Omar
Age: 17
Stereotype: The Eccentric Otaku
Height: 6 foot even
Weight: 99 lbs.
Appearance: Omar has long green hair, with the top having a ponytail, that is barely noticeable because it runs into the rest of his hair. He has a long sleeved green shirt, and long blue pants on. He wears brown shoes.
Personality: Omar is very energetic and happy. He seems fine with being a nerd, and loves to quote anime and speak in random Japanese phrases.
Audition Tape: Omar is cosplaying as Ash from Pokemon.
Omar: I'm going to catch them all! And win a million dollars! Hi, I'm Omar! Nice to meet you all! I plan on winning the money so I can be the master of all anime! Now, GO PIKACHU! (Omar throws a poke ball which bounces off of the back wall and smacks him in the face, the camera falls down and shuts off.)
Name: Phillipi
Age: 18
Stereotype: The Bi-Polar Artist
Height: 5 foot 5.
Weight: 125 lbs.
Appearance: Phillipi is of Spanish-African descent, and has a long black coat, with a red scarf, a red burret, purple pants, and elf shoes. He wears Ozzy Osbourne glasses, and has his hair tightly pulled into a ponytail.
Personality: Phillipi is very calm and collective, kind-hearted and likeable, and loves to draw in his sketchbook. However, Phillipi gets excited about art, and acts very flamboyant and happy in this state. If someone insults him, he gets miserable and almost homicidal, to the point of muttering death threats beneath his breath.
Audition Tape: Phillipi is drawing.
Phillipi: I want to be a famous artist someday! (Phillipi gets excited.) AND THEN THE WORRRRLD WILL NO ABOUT MY ARRRRTS DARRRRLINGS! HOHO! (Someone walks by and tips the camera over and Phillipi gets angry.) You idiot…, you will pay, you will lose your bones one by one! (the camera dies.)
Name: Quill
Age: 16
Stereotype: The Chill Skater
Height: 5 foot 9
Weight: 145 lbs.
Appearance: Quill has messy brown hair, under a pale green tattered beanie, a faded green hoodie, with the sleeves ripped off. One of his arms has a sleeve tattoo of a skatepark, and he has ripped up blue jeans, with black and white skater shoes on. He has earrings as well. He is also fairly muscular.
Personality: Quill is very laid back, and chill. He is to mellow to ever actually be mean, and always has a fun time, despite his scary looks.
Audition Tape: Quill is at a skate park talking.
Quill: Yo dudes, Quill here, why am I named Quill? Cause it's cool bro! Now, time for me to go show this course what the Quill can do yo! (Quill slides off of the ramp and goes off into the distance on his board, as the camera shuts off.)
Name: Ronny
Age: 19
Stereotype: The Stand-Up Comic
Height: 5 foot 10
Weight: 155 lbs.
Appearance: Ronny is an African-American with a partially styled afro, a tight fitting yellow shirt, and black pants with chains on them, he wears big black shoes.
Personality: Ronny is always happy, and always likes to make others feel good, Ronny loves comedy, and pursues a career in it.
Audition Tape: Ronny is on a stage with a microphone.
Ronny: Hey Chris, what's brown and sticky all over? (Ronny smiles) A STICK! Ya get it…, a STICK! (Ronny is laughing) Pick me now? (The camera shuts off.)
Name: Taylor
Age: 16
Stereotype: The Fashionista
Height: 5 foot 6
Weight: 126 lbs.
Appearance: Taylor has long brown hair, and a purple crossed shirt, that shows her bellybutton, and she wears tight fitting shorts that go half way down her thighs.
Personality: Taylor hates people who don't follow the trends, she is obsessed with what's in, and what's new, in her opinion of course, and cannot stand people who go against that.
Audition Tape: Taylor shows off her outfits.
Taylor: You want a good wardrobe for the show? Check out mine! Of course, everyone will be matching moi Chris, no one can deny my fashion sense! (Taylor winks at the camera and blows it a kiss, then it turns off.)
Name: Todd
Age: 17
Stereotype: The Sweetheart
Height: 5 foot 11
Weight: 175 lbs.
Appearance: Todd has dirty blonde, shoulder length hair, crystal blue eyes, a green shirt that covers a gray thermal shirt, dark blue jeans, and brown shoes.
Personality: Todd is very nice to everyone, he attempts to be friends with every person that he meets and is fair to them all.
Audition Tape: Todd is smiling at the camera
Todd: Hey guys, Todd here, Oh man, Total Drama…, one of my biggest dreams! I hope that I get picked! It would be so much fun to be on this show! (Todd points at the camera and it shuts off.)
Name: Wanda
Age: 17
Stereotype: The Future Politician
Height: 5 foot 8
Weight: 140 lbs.
Appearance: Wanda has shorter brown hair, she's sort of tan, and has a sweater on to look dignified, her pants are long and gray, and she wears lifts to make herself seem taller than she already is.
Personality: Wanda is very proper and believes that she can be president. She thinks that she is above everyone else, and that she is the best thing that could ever happen to America or Canada, though she lives in America.
Audition Tape: Wanda is running for class office and is simply giving her speech, as the camera dies because it takes to long.
And that's it guys.
The difference with this story? YOU GUYS PICK WHO GOES HOME! That's right, the elimination order is decided by YOU! Twenty-Two new campers will go home in the order that you see fit for them to.
Also, Total Drama Island Two still needs two more guys and one more girl, so…get on that people.
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Who would you like to see win simply based on their audition tapes.
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