A/N: Depending on how much Crack/AU writing I can endure, this story may or may not continue for a few more chapters/until finished. It also may or may not have a plot. Enjoy!
Teddy and Victoire were in the Gryffindor common room, snogging away as usual. They didn't even notice the presences of Draco and Harry until one of them cleared his throat rather loudly.
"OI. YOU TWO. KEEP YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY DOWN TO A MINIMUM, WILL YOU?" Draco bellowed, finally capturing their full attention. "Good."
"W-we have to show you something." Harry continued, glancing to the common room door. "You can come in now!" He yelled. Two men strolled into the room, both bearing smiles on their faces. "Teddy, I'd like you to meet your fathers, who just so happen to be still alive." One man, whom looked remarkably like Teddy stepped forward, smile widening.
"Remus Lupin," He introduced himself, holing out his hand. "nice to meet you. Son." Teddy shook the man's hand, quite confused.
"I-I thought you were dead...a-and, um, straight." He cocked his head to one side, his eyes narrowing, while his hair turned dark blue. Remus chuckled.
"Teddy, have you ever heard of something called a drunken one night stand?"
"Alright, I think that's enough." The other man said, steeping forward and chuckling. "Sirius Black. I see you were, err, in the middle of something," he glanced to Victoire. "We can have the whole reunion thing later. We'll just let you get back to whatever you were doing." Sirius smiled at the couple before leading everyone else out of the common room. "They seemed nice." He commented, taking a good look at the hallowed halls which he had not seen for quite a while.
"Yeah, when they're not being all couple-y." Draco grumbled to himself. "Bloody heteros..." Harry rolled his eyes.
"Calm down, love." He said, nudging the blond slightly, eliciting the smallest of smiles from his boyfriend.
The four continued down the moving staircases until they finally got to the ground floor of the large castle. Out of nowhere, four water balloons filled with a suspicious liquid dropped on each of their heads. When the men looked up, they saw two different sets of twins, one pair of Asian descent, and the remaining boys none other than the Weasley twins. The two pairs of siblings laughed.
"That was fun!" Fred managed to say amidst his seemingly endless laughter.
"I know something else that's fun!" George ran down the hallway, the rest of the twin clan following him. The four at the bottom of the staircase were still trying to find out what had been dumped onto them. Finally, Remus spoke up.
"...it's apple juice." He said grimly. "How're we going to remove the impending stains?" Just then, a pack of five boys in a uniform not belonging to Hogwarts appeared.
"Hello," A tall, blond one greeted them. He flashed them all a charming smile. "Have you seen two identical looking boys, both with red hair and about this tall?" The student raised his light blue, blazer clad arm up so that his palm was facing the floor and level with his shoulder.
"They went that way." Harry told him, pointing in the direction the twins had run off in.
"Alright. Thank you!" The pack started moving away from the four and towards the sibling's general location.
"That was weird...Hogwarts has really gone to the dogs lately." Draco muttered, tugging at his robes. "Let's find some Tide or something...I hate apples."