A/N: This is my first fanfic, so I apologize in advance for its lack of expertise. This is based on the 101 ways to annoy Snape list (although I know my weird and twisted mind has also used other people's stories as influence). I'd love to hear from any of you who have ideas to annoy Snape and will definitely give you credit if I use them. : D Please Review and I appreciate constructive criticism, however, mindless flames will only be used to roast marshmallows and make smores. You have now been warned :D
Prologue
It all started as a game. Nothing more, just a way to vent their frustration with the odious bat of a professor who was determined to make their and all other Gryffindor's lives miserable. It's not like they would ever act on it. But after an especially vile insult, or perhaps a 4-hour detention, it was nice to write down ways that they could inflict torture and imagine it in their minds, even if it wasn't possible in reality. I mean, come on, it's not as if they were going to turn Snape into a white fluffy bunny and give him to Hagrid. They weren't really going to charm his hair into a giant poof ball of fuzz. No way that emptying all the ingredients out of his office cabinet would ever actually be done. But it was still nice to picture it. It was only a game.
Prologue
It all started as a game. Nothing more, just a way to vent their frustration with the odious bat of a professor who was determined to make their and all other Gryffindor's lives miserable. It's not like they would ever act on it. But after an especially vile insult, or perhaps a 4-hour detention, it was nice to write down ways that they could inflict torture and imagine it in their minds, even if it wasn't possible in reality. I mean, come on, it's not as if they were going to turn Snape into a white fluffy bunny and give him to Hagrid. They weren't really going to charm his hair into a giant poof ball of fuzz. No way that emptying all the ingredients out of his office cabinet would ever actually be done. But it was still nice to picture it. It was only a game.