Cartmans POV
1:12 am
I was lying in my bed.
Well at least on a mattress, it was not even mine actually, I was just lying on the best place I could imagine right now - next to this lazy fucker.
"Hey, Ken."
"Ngh? What is it, fatass? " he answerd a few minutes later, but it was worth the wait.
"You're awake?"
"No, probably not… what do you think idiot?"
I turned around to face him, but he turned around as well so I couldn't see his gorgeous face, just his blond, beautiful messy hair…
"Don't call me an idiot…you poor asshole"
Oh shit! Why couldn't I just shut up.. he wont do anything for me if i keep pissing on him
There was silence for a few minutes.
"Ken... Ken please, I was just joking."
He said nothing…
"Ken, are you a sleep again?"
"KEN!"
"What's the matter?! What happened?! " he sat up quickly and looked at me.
"The batmobile is outside! Seriously! The batmobile!"
"What!? Where!? " he stood up just like I expected. He rubbed one of his eyes and walked to the window… well... you can't really call it awindow... its more of a square hole in the wall it isn't really a window if it has no glass… I guess...
I hate Kennys house. Why can't we just fuck at my place…
"Ken?"
"Fuck you, fatass, there is no batmobile outside!" he sat down on the mattress again.
"Seriously, babe, how old are you? 11?" I asked him with a little amusement in my voice.
A 17 year old boy, who shared his whole childohood with me, should already know this trick.
"Why did you do this? I had such a nice dream!" he said staring at his hands, maybe he dreamed about having some money, or at least a better job… hopfully not, I don't want him to dream anout things who could take him away from me.
He laid down and closed his eyes.
"Don't you dare to fall asleep again!"
I kicked him not too hard in the knee, he sat up and looked at me with anger.
"Okay, seriously, fatass, whats wrong? Did you have a nightmare or something?"
I looked into his now opened eyes.
"No…I … In fact had a… a wet dream."
He closed his eyes...
"Did you hear me?"
He grinned, but said nothing.
"And you think, if you insult me lie to me and kick me, I will help you with your boner problem?"
Oh shit, why can't he just shut up and be a little slut like always?
I hate him so much, but I guess I'm the last person who will ever find someone who is so good in bed and doesn't even need a real relationship to fuck… all he needs is some drugs now and then…
I don't feel guilty for this… I mean I'm not the only one.
"Yeah, I think so… It's not like you're my boyfriend, I can do whatever I want to you, so shut the fuck up and suck!"
Oh shit oh shit oh shit… That was it! No sex for me the next... days...
"You stupid fatass! Do you even know…"
No sex for the next weeks...
"…How much of an idiot you are? It's not like I need you…"
No sex for the next months...
"…I have got like seven other people who give me drugs for this…"
No sex for the next year... that's it! I'm doomed! I have nothing more to lose...
"Oh, okay... so if you've got so many other fuck buddies... Why the hell do you even sleep with me? It's not like I've got something special about me..."
He looked down…"Yes, you have, but when you're acting like this, I can totally forget about it !"
"What?" Did he really say I have something special?
"I said... I can forget about your special thing, if you act like a fucked up, dog banging, idiot!"
Ouch…this were hard words…
"No..I'm …." Argh! I wish I could travel back in time..he kinda starts acting like a girl who's reminded about her horrible childhood…
He laid down an turend awai rom me …
"I'm tired… let me get some sleep... we can talk about this at work" I feel like a piece of shit right now... what the fuck is wrong with me?
It's not like Kenny is someone who's hard to get a blowjob from.
Well time for an excuse…
"You're not a dog… but I'm an idiot… I'm sorry…"
after a short while I heard a little laugh coming from him…
I think he got the joke…
"Sleep well, Eric."
"You too" Well… maybe no sex for just this night…
Kennys POV
Why does this selfish asshole always need to say things like this?
I'm not this much of a slut…
At least not as much as...
This twerking Miley slut...
Ahhhh! Let's hope I don't get nightmares of her and can dream of him again…