Merry Christmas! Hey I'm not dead! I know I haven't updated anything in two months but that's about to change. I'm almost done with my last chapter of Nightmares, I've been working on Titans Meet the Gaang, and I've started the next chapter of Framed. I've just been really busy in the last couple of weeks, school really piles on the stress (especially since Math and Science are my hardest subject and I have those back to back). I only have four classes for the first six months but those subjects are brutal. Well I'll have to deal, alright I've started Shipping Wars because of the positive comments I've gotten for the idea.

Humor is alright with me so if it's not as funny as you thought it would be sorry in advance. I'll ask my friends (who are hilarious) for help if worse comes to worse. The first chapter is basically how the Titans are lured into the Comic Con like celebration. As I update each chapter will do with a different pairing or the fans (or haters) of each Titan. Like Robin's fans or Terra haters (to name a few). Alright so enough of this drabble on with the show!

Summary: The Titans are tricked to go to a... 'celebration' all about them after defeating the Brotherhood of Evil. While there they learn it was a trick and find themselves at a convention for Teen Titan fans. Now they have to endure the love and hate from Titan fanatics and soon they find out about...shippings...what could happen? I take normal shippings and crack shippings to for laughs.

Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans

The T-car rolled into its designated spot, the R-cycle parked next to it, many feet touched down to the ground after the vehicles rolled in. A boy and a girl met up with them as Robin took off his helmet and placed it on his R-cycle; he shot Kid Flash a look, "You didn't have to run ahead of everyone you know."

The girl next to Kid Flash smacked his arm, "And take me with you either!" the pink haired girl reminded him.

He shrugged, "You guys were taking too long." He told his leader.

Robin shook his head, "Oh come now Robin perhaps he was excited?" an angelic voice asked as a soft hand touched his shoulder.

"Excited?" Robin asked as he turned to face Starfire, "I don't know about that Star I can honestly tell you half the Titans are anything but excited." He admitted as he looked around at some frowning faces.

"Oh Robin perhaps when we venture into this celebration there moods shall take flight so to speak." Starfire assured him.

"Huh?" the speedster asked.

"She means their moods will lift." Robin told him and then shrugged at the Tamaranean, "If you say so."

The Titans had all returned from their battle with the Brotherhood of Evil, all the honorary Titans had come home with them so when the invitation had gone out they were dragged into this. Some of the honorary Titans tried to get out of it, some were flattered by the invitations, and the rest didn't care so with some persuasion on Robin's part here they all were.

Starfire smiled brightly, "Let us get the party started correct? A little celebration will not harm any of us correct?"

"Yea I guess your right Star let's head inside."

"Awesome let's go!" Kid Flash shouted and ran inside, Jinx sighed and shook her head.

"Sometimes I wonder." She muttered and walked with Starfire and Robin into the large what seemed to be convention center…weird place for a party.

Beast Boy, Cyborg, and Sam caught up with them, "Wait for us man!" Cyborg called out as he ran over with Beast Boy next to him, Sam touched down to the ground next to the pink haired witch.

"Wonder how big this party is?" Sam asked as she looked up at the huge building.

"Probably just one of the rooms in this place no way the city rented out this whole thing for us and some citizens rich enough to get in." Robin answered.

"You never know dude! All I know is we're gonna party all night long!" the green changeling shouted and traded high fives with his cybernetic best friend, Robin glanced at them suspiciously.

"No pranking guys, no spiking drinks like last time either." He warned narrowing his eyes at the two.

"Spiking drinks?" Jinx inquired an amused smile quirking up on her lips.

Sam and Starfire giggled, "You're only saying that because we've got some awesome blackmail that day!" Sam teased, Robin glared at her.

"Maybe this won't be so bad." The pink haired sorceress conceded. She then lowered her voice and whispered to the psychic next to her, "I think there's a liquor store across the street." Sam smirked.

The six walked into the huge doors, and through another large set of doors, there smiles were wiped clean off their faces as they looked up at the setting before them.

Kid Flash had stopped obviously and was staring at the place to, he seemed to be in shock, Robin's jaw dropped a little, "What the-."

Around them it was like Comic-con, there were people dressed as many different Titans, posters of different superheroes, toys, action figures, DVD's of their show (when did they start airing shows about them?), and so much more. Banners hung from the high ceilings of different Titans and their enemies too, many people were spread about the place some cosplayers other normal citizens. Tables were spread out everywhere it almost looked like a maze; it was like a geek convention.

"I think we've been played." Sam began slowly as she took it all in.

"What did you two do?" Robin accused whirling around to face the two boys behind him.

"Nothing we swear it wasn't our fault this time!" Cyborg assured his leader; it only got worse as the rest of the Titans came in as well.

"You've gotta be kidding me!" one called out, it sounded like Hot Spot.

"This is definitely not what we signed up for." Argent added crossing her arms in front of her chest not looking happy.

"Maybe it's a mistake." Kole called out reassuringly.

"Let's hope so." Bee muttered.

"Ahh there you are." A voice called out the Titans turned their attention to the Mayor's secretary, she was a woman in her late forties, with black hair (some gray hairs starting to dominate), she had a clipboard in hand, and she was wearing a black buttoned up shirt and gray pencil skirt. "We've been waiting for you."

"Uh I think there's been some kind of mistake." Robin told her stepping forward. "We were told there would be a celebration not a…convention."

"Oh then I'm afraid you were mislead this is just a convention to honor you, many people have come for this event." The woman explained with a kind smile.

"But-,"

"I'm sorry but now that you're here it's best to go around and greet people right?" the secretary told him cutting the Boy Wonder off completely.

The Boy Wonder sighed, "I don't think so we didn't-."

The women's hard chocolate eyes flashed a bit in anger, a tighter smile plastered on her face, "You agreed to this and we're not turning away everyone who showed up and refunding anyone's money. You want to waste the time of the people who planned and put this together and disappoint the citizens who took time out of their busy day to come see you?" she asked tightly, Robin was taken back at this.

"Glad you agree, you will stay for as long as the citizens do."

"But-." Robin tried to reason; he received one of the fiercest glares he's ever seen. A shiver ran down his spine, he could fight Ternion with no problem, go toe to toe with Slade, and stare eye to eye with Trigon without flinching but somehow this secretary managed to get under his skin with a glare.

"Now if you would stop wasting time and get out there that'd be appreciated." The woman said as her glare lingered on the Boy Wonder before she turned away from him. As she walked away she was muttering to herself about selfish teenagers.

Robin stared at the retreating woman blankly, "I think we should just leave." Speedy finally announced, none of the Titans heard Robin and the secretary's exchange.

Many murmurs of agreements came around, "Come on guys let's just try to endure an hour here there are a lot of people here to see us."

"I'm in no mood to talk to creepy stalker fans because you know that's who actually goes to these things." The Herald spoke up crossing his arms in front of his chest.

Robin sighed, "Humor me, promise when this is over…we'll have our own party back at the Tower." He said regrettably, he even winced at the thought knowing how crazy some of the guys (and even some of the girls) could get.

Everyone looked at their leader in shock, he never offers to throw a party but some weren't sold on it, "I'll even…have…Beast Boy…and Cyborg…even Speedy…plan…it." He grit out. It looked like it visibly hurt to say those few words but every single Titan was shocked beyond belief especially Beast Boy, Cyborg, and Speedy.

"…well let's get to it!" Beast Boy shouted and ran with Cyborg into the midst of the crowd. Some Titans shrugged and paired off not wanting to go through the torture alone, others begrudgingly also went into the fray, muttering promises of revenge for their leader.

"You just made a dangerous deal I hope you realize that." Raven told her leader as she stepped up beside him and casted him a withering look.

"I know…it was the only way to get them to cooperate." He admitted with a shrug, "But I know I'm gonna regret it." He added with a sigh as he rubbed the back of his neck.

"Big time," Raven agreed with a nod.

"Well maybe it won't be so bad…I'm talking about the party and this convention thing." He added the last part when Raven raised an eyebrow at him, she then shook her head.

"Optimism doesn't suit you." She commented dryly.

Robin rolled his eyes, "Yea, yea let's just get this over with." He grumbled. Raven shrugged and trailed after her leader into the sea of fans, she sighed she had a feeling by the end of this day she could kiss her sanity goodbye.

Oh Raven you don't know how right you are… Anywho what'd you think? It's just the beginning so I have more things planned for our poor unsuspecting vict-err I mean Titans.

Ok with every chapter I'll ask you for suggestions for the next chapter, as in what would you like to see. What pairing should I write about next? Or would you rather see hater and/or fans atta-errr…talk to the Titan they hate or love the most? I'll leave that up to you but right now it's looking like fans for Rob/Rae in the next chapter… 'Shudders' oh well I'll have to write about that at one time but it's your decision. So until next time see ya!