A Mr. Bean Poem

He is crazy

He is zany

A man who loves his Teddy

And would till the end of his life

Always seen driving around in his little yellow mini

How does anyone put up with him

He is a childish buffoon

Who brings various unusual schemes

And contrivances to everyday tasks

He lives alone at Flat 2 on 12 Arbour Road in Highbury

And he is almost always seen in his trademark tweed jacket and a skinny red tie