A/N: Yep, another fanfic written on the way to Drumheller. Yay for road trips... Anyway, this idea's been floating around in my mind for a while. Light wouldn't be this stupid, but really, it was too funny to pass up. So, enjoy!
Light Yagami bent over and picked up the notebook. "Deathnote," he murmered. "A notebook of death? DUDE, THAT'S AWESOME!. Hey, I should write my name in it so that everybody knows it belongs to me!" Taking a pen out of his bag, he wrote in neat, flowing script, "This book belongs to Light Yagami" He pictured himself in his mind, showing off this kewl notebook to all his friends...
Fourty seconds later, Light Yagami died of a heart attack. Nobody ever found out why, except for a rather irritated god of death, who was frequently heard to mutter things like "Frick, I'm bored again", and "Why did the Deathnote have to be picked up by a total dumbass?"