DAN/PINKIE: SHORT BUT SWEET
he walked fast. what followed him was a pink haired girl. dan didn't know why but he somehow came back to his own world. and pinkie pie followed him. and he was irritated as fuck.
"go away." pinkie just smiled and followed closely. "but danny~" he turn with a raised finger. "i TOLD you. don't call me danny! its dan. okay? DAN!" He stared at her plastered smiling face. "...i love it when you act all grumpy. you should dress up as a gnome." dan deadpan expression was enough to show how displeased he was with the idea. "go away." she giggled and hugged him, he hissed and tried to pull away but she had a strong grip. "nopey dopey!" dan snarled. "GET OFF!" pinkie shook her head back and forth. "nope! never! you'll never get away from my hugs and kisses." she started to smother his face with kisses as a result he growled and turn his head to avoid the onslaught of smooches. "ARGH! DAMNIT PINKIE!"
this only caused her to laugh in amusement as she nuzzled her smooth cheek against his rough prickly one. "...your starting to piss me off!" *he yelled, pinkie cocked her head looking at him. "awh but dan, i like you alot alot!" dan growled. "WHY?! everybody HATES me!why would you even give a rat's ass about me?!" she just stared into his green eyes. she frown slightly and stroked his cheek. "cause i just do..." dan stared into her blue eyes. thinking back when he was stuck with her in ponyville. now he was back in California, with her.
god had a funny way of putting him in these situations. "..yea well.." *he started to glare, the word hate and annoying was just on the tip of his tongue and as he open his mouth to protest and insult the annoying girl pinkie kissed and dived her tongue into his mouth, dan's eyes widen a sudden spark was felt as she deeply kissed him lovingly.
this felt like an eternity. his eyes soften. his anger subsided. everything slowed down as he went limp in her arms as she rub his back and the back of his hair. his spine shuddered at the gentleness of her hands. he was puddy in her hands now. she with drew slowly, smiling brightly as she stroked his cheek. "i'll always love you. you know." dan slowly regain his posture. and he stared at her. he made a grump face. "yea. yea. i know. you still are an annoying lil shit." he sighed and looked away. "...but your alright..sometimes..." he looked back at her, as she lean and brushed her nose against his. "your such a silly danny" - dan growled. "pinkie.." she laughed and hugged him tighter. he grunted and she brush her lips against his ear, causing him to blush.
"don't be so angry. relax" dan sighed. "i did once. it made me uncomfortable." pinkie reached and held both his hands in hers. "then try relaxing with me." she peck his lips with soft kisses. dan was scared. he was starting to like this. maybe it was because she wasn't a fucking pony. "..y..yea...okay..." he turn and tugged her as they walk down the side walk. they both walk away to his apartment a few blocks from where they were.
dan groped her ass. she giggled and batted his shoulder. "stop!" dan, smirked. "hey, you should know by now that i love your ass. get use to it, babe." pinkie rolled her eyes and rested her head on his shoulder. "my silly grumpy gnome." dan sighed. "...for fuck's sakes pinkie..."
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