Yo' Mother
Fred and George come back from a trip to America where they discovered the best kind of Jokes
Disclaimer: We do not own any of JK Rowlings characters or the jokes in this story.
"Yo mother is so fat that her clothes come in three different sizes, Large, Extra Large, and Oh My God it's coming."
"Yo mother is so fat that when she fell in love she broke it."
"Yo mother is so ugly when I took her to the zoo they said thanks for bringing her back"
"What guys talking about?" said Ron, "If Mum heard you talking like this she'd flip"
"These are some of our favorite jokes" said George
"From America" Fred finished. The twins had just gotten back from their trip to The States. "We heard them from a couple of boys we were talking to. They are all the rage there." he explained.
"That is the dumbest things I have ever heard of." Harry said, sitting on their bed beside Ron.
"Wait, we have a ton of them, just listen." George exclaimed.
"Yo Mother is so ugly American Express left home without her"
"Yo Mother is so ugly she entered a Ugly Contest and they said no professionals"
"Yo Mother is so ugly your dad takes her to work cause he doesn't want to kiss her goodbye."
"Yo Mother is so poor when I asked why she was kicking a tin can across the street she said she was moving"
"Yo Mother is so old, I told her to act her age she died."
"Yo Mother is so stupid she put a ruler next to her bed so see how long she slept."
"Yo Mother is so stupid she tried to steal a free sample."
"Yo Mother is so poor she but a free sample on layaway."
"Yo Mother is so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed."
"You two do realize you two both at the same mother right?" asked Harry from his spot on the bed. He and Ron had been sitting on their bed watching them make back and forth jokes at each other. Yes, it was pretty amusing but they didn't see the point of it.
"You guys don't get it because you are no fun." Fred said sighing.
Ron and Harry just looked at each other and exited the room, muttering about how the twins were crazy. Fred and George looked at each other and nodded.
These were definitely going on the spring line.
The End.
That was fun to make, Squee and I were on the phone telling these to each other and decided to make a one-shot out of it. Yes we know it is short, It was meant to be. We discovered that Your Mama jokes are only funny for so long.
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Love,
Squee and Meggers