Kasaimai Sumiko:Hi! This is your co-host Kasaimai Sumiko. You can just call me Mai.
Jushiro Ukitake: Hello. I am the other host Jushiro Ukitake.
Mai: Shiro-kun, you know why I decided to do a Q&A about you?
Jushiro:Not really, but I would like to know.
Mai:Because you are so darn sweet!
Jushiro:Thank you.... Mai-chan, I hope I am not being impolite by asking, but are you under the influence?
Mai:Hey I'll be the one asking the questions! And yes that is impolite.
Jushiro:I'll take that as a yes.
Mai:Thats not very nice. I'm going to cry.
Jushiro:No, don't cry! I'm sorry. *hugs Mai*
Mai:All better!
Jushiro:Don't you have to say something?
Mai:Yes. You like little kids, don't you?
Jushiro:No! I was talking about the rules and restrictions of the already odd story.
Mai:Oh. Well, this is an awkward moment.... Sorry about blowing your secret.
Jushiro:It wasn't a secret!
Mai:Good for you! You shouldn't let people's comments discourage you.
Jushiro:I do NOT like little children. Don't be scared young readers.
Mai:Yeah.. That didn't help Shiro-kun. Well there aren't really any rules. You, the reviewer of course, can send any dares, questions, or cough gifts cough you want. You can ask as many questions and dares you like. For every four reviews I'll make a new chapter.
Jushiro:Mai-chan! We can't take gifts from our lovely reviewers. It is very rude.
Mai:Shiro-kun, it is rude to refuse gifts! I'm sure they don't mind anyway.
Jushiro:You don't have to send gifts.
Mai:Not to him anyway. What about you? You give out stuff all the time. *shows flashbacks of him givng out candy, toys, and badges* Hey I didn't know you were a gym leader. What's your badge? I bet my pokemon can beat yours up!
Jushiro: Mai-chan, I'm not a gym leader. That was Ichigo's substitute Shinigami badge.
Mai:Go Infernape! Use flame wheel.
Jushiro:Ahhh!
Mai:Are you okay?
ushiro:*on the floor, smoking*No!
Mai:J.J., turn on the healing barrier.
J.J.:On it, sis.
Mai:Don't remind me we are related.
Jushiro:I'm okay now. That's weird.
Mai:Good because I'm going to ask and dare you!
Jushiro:Oh no. The evil look has returned! Save me.
Mai:No, I payed for you. You even signed a contract.
Jushiro:Who would want to sell me?
Mai:Your best friend. Is Toushiro your son?
Jushiro:No.
Mai:Are you sure?
Jushiro:Yes!
Mai:The only way you could now is that if you were a virgin. We'll save that question for later though.
Jushiro:Phew.
Mai:Strip for the women Shinigami association and Byakuya. Make sure he is in the front row.
Jushiro:But-but I can't do that! It will ruin my rep-
Mai:Contract.
Jushiro:Fine.*goes to do dare*
J.J.:Would you like me to record it?
Mai:I don't know. You are kind of too young to see that. Yeah go record it.
J.J.:I was hoping you would for once be a good big sister, but you failed. *goes to record*
Mai:Now this is uncomfortable. *stares at the audience*
Jushiro:*walks through door*
J.J.:*walks in*
Audience:Jushiro! Ahhh! We love you! *clap their hands off*
Mai:Then you are going to just die for this. *puts video on the big screen. It shows Jushiro stripping and Byakuya joining him*
J.J.:I made him strip too.
Mai:You are the best kid brother/demon ever! I love you!
J.J.:Does that mean I can stay?
Mai:Hell yeah!
Jushiro:Can I put my clothes back on?
Mai:It's 'may I'. No.
Shiro:May we end the Q&A now then?
Mai:Yes. Bye, thank you for reading. Don't forget to review and send in your questions and dares!
Jushiro:Good bye. Please be gentle.
Mai:You sound like they are going to rape you, which is totally acceptable.
Jushiro:Why?!
Mai:Why not? You're handsome! Take rape as a compliment if it's by the awesome reviewers out there. We really have to go, I have to rape Byakuya. Bye!
J.J.:Bye.
Jushiro:Please don't rape me.
Mai:Go for it. I know I will be.