Kelly, you're drooling.
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Polly, I'm sleeping. Do you mind waking me up in the middle of a decent dream?
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When you're drooling over Andrea's shoulder, yes.
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Go annoy Celia and let me sleep!
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Maybe you should sleep at night instead of...
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Fucking? Shagging? Sexual intercourse? Take your pick and don't be such a prude Polly.
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You do realise that the first years thought there was a monster on moaning on the roof.
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Andrea is a monster.
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You know what I mean, they were ready to come and 'rescue' you when they thought said monster had eaten you when they heard Andrea moan 'Kelly'.
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Me and Andrea find that very amusing.
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Yes, I can hear you laughing.
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Did you really have to throw that in my eye?
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Yes.
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Oh, monotone! You'll start using sarcasium soon!
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It's spelt sarcasm Kelly.
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I knew that...
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I'm sure. Kindly keep the noise down or control your damn hormones.
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Is that a hint of jealously my dear geek?
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Why would I be jealous my dear emo?
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Because you're not getting any action with Celia, would you like to share Andrea?
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No wait, Andrea says she doesn't want to be shared. Pity, you would have rather enjoyed it. I'll have words with Celia for you.
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My love life has nothing to do with you Jones. Kindly keep your nose out of my business.
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Just trying to be helpful, that's what friends do you see. Anyway, kindly not wake me up in the middle of a perfectly good dream.
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Maybe you shouldn't drool and we wouldn't be having this conversation. You really should pay attention in class, you do want to be head girl don't you?
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My grades are just fine thank you very much besides English is boring. Smithy doesn't shut up, what is it with English teachers these days? I might have a word with JJ about Smithy, she'll sort him.
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Your grades are fine because I changed them and English is for emos.
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That's poetry.
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You're bad at poetry and maths while I think about it. How can you be failing that?
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We don't all have calculators built into our brains Polly, unlike you I am not a human super computer. Maths is a crap subject anyway, who needs it?
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There was no need to turn around and smack me over the head with a book! Who knew geeks could be so violent when it came to insulting maths? You need to go to anger management Pol, you've got a temper worse than Taylor's!
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That was mature, sticking up the fingers at me.
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Polly? Pol? Polly parrot? Polly pocket?
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Not home and will you stop with the ridiculous nicknames?
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Will you let me sleep? I'm shattered.
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That's your own fault. I have no sympathy for you. How come Andrea isn't tired?
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She says that you shouldn't ask questions and then something that I'm not about to repeat. I'll let you use your very powerful imagination on that one Polly, we all know you have a filthy mind.
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Kindly stop smirking and start listening. If you're not careful you may find your grades becoming very low and that may spoil your chances of ever coming head girl.
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Let me sleep in peace.
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I would if you didn't drool.
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Andrea isn't complaining, she thought it was cute. Why don't you go drool on Celia?
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Go back to sleep Kelly.
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Ran out of witty comebacks? Finally, try to restrain yourself from waking me up. I quite like dreaming about things that you wish you was doing with Celia.
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Enough with the book! Good night Polly.
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It's morning Kelly.
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Shut up Polly.
Let's not ask where this came from and let's just review...