Chapter 1: Chapter 1: wolves from hell!

Family guy: Wolves from hell!

It was a normal day in the Griffin household, well as normal as it could be. Stewie and Brian were playing in the yard. Lois was making Peter a snack in the kitchen, Peter was sitting at the kitchen table banging his knife and fork on the table in a childish manner and Meg and Chris were watching TV. Chris was flicking his boogers at Meg to annoy her and was doing very well in that department.

"Chris will you stop being so immature!"

"But it's so much fun, you wouldn't want to deprive me of fun would you Meg?"

Just then the telephone rang and Meg rushed to answer it and escape the boogers, it was for Peter so she put the phone down and called her father. Peter came to answer it still annoyed that he hadn't had his snack and was surprised to hear the voice of his long lost cousin. Peter didn't realise it was his relation at first he thought it was someone trying to sell him something. Peter agreed to his cousins request and shot straight back to the kitchen table to wait for his snack.

He informed Lois his relatives were coming to stay for awhile but couldn't remember his cousins name and couldn't say for sure how many relatives would be coming to stay. Then two days later A blonde haired women, a brown haired man and a white haired baby came to the house, they were the relatives that were coming. They knocked on the front door and Lois answered.

"Well hello there my good woman, could you announce us, I am your masters cousin, I believe he is expecting me..." The man looked at Lois impatiently

"I think you have the wrong house, there are no slaves in this house!" Lois exclaimed

Peter came to the door to see what the fuss was. He invited the family inside and tried to introduce them to his family. They walked in behind Peter, they found his discomfort amusing and refused to help Peter out when he said...

"Kids this is my cousin... uh umm" He stumbled at his family

the family was in the living room eyeing the new arrivals suspiciously. Lois spoke to both babies in a baby voice and said they should play in the back yard, both babies said something along the lines of "Don't talk to me like that!"

But they both went outside to the backyard. So... the man and woman and the rest of the Griffin family talked, everyone, but Peter noticed that these long lost relatives were very weird, extremely weird (weird was the only way to describe them – just plain weird!).

For one they had the strangest coloured eyes unlike everyone else in the Griffin family. They also looked like they all had not brushed their long raggedy hair for at least a decade. But the weirdest thing was the sharp teeth, like they didn't eat anything but meat.

Anyway the new family and the Griffins got on very well once they had freshened up after their journey. They had arrived just in time for full moon, this was an experience they wanted to share with their Quahog cousins, it was to be a surprise...possibly a surprise they wouldn't forget in a hurry.

As the regular Griffin family sat down for dinner that Lois had taken hours preparing the weirdo cousins announced they were going to take a little siesta as they wanted to be fresh for the evenings entertainment. Lois was most annoyed, having her hospitality thrown back in her face would do that to Lois for some strange reason. Lois just couldn't swallow being disrespected in her own kitchen it was just outrageous especially after she had gone to all that trouble. Lois didn't say a word to complain, she didn't have to, her face said it all! Everyone around the table ate in silence as quickly as possible. You could cut the atmosphere with a knife and Lois was in a mood to cut something! After wolfing down dinner in record time all the Griffin children sidled out of the kitchen and tried to find somewhere less likely to be a war zone or the scene of multiple homicides. Lois was trying to calm herself down when she heard someone shout her name. She rushed in to the Living-room, then she screamed. Standing in the Living-room, were three human like creature with fur all over their bodes. The one on the left looked like the man of the group. He was taller then Peter, and had claws. His fur was brown, and his eyes shined gold, he had two dog like eyes. The one who looked like the female of the group was just a little taller then Lois, this one's fur was blonde, other then that it was the same as the other one. And then the one who was most likely the baby of the group was white, this one was the same hight as Stewie. This one's eyes were a stunning purple. The baby of the group Spoke

"Hey"

then the Griffin's looked at the baby and then screamed in unison "What The Hell's Going On!" the man of the group took a big breath and then spoke...

"Well we, the three of us, are werewolves, and if you haven't got it yet, I'm Peter's cousin."

yet again they shouted in unison

"What!"

"Yeah" said the baby "Now I have a feeling, if we want to find the plot, we should go out side" everyone else calmed down and they all went outside and saw nothing, the baby werewolf looked at the sky, looking back at his short life. Then they heard a shot from a old styled pistol, they looked at the owner of the gun and saw a mid-aged man with greying hair who looked to be in good shape, wearing a hunter like outfit, and a cowboy hat, and a silver sword that glowed. Standing next to him was a baby, who looked the same as the man standing behind him, but his hair was black.

"Oh crap" Said all of the werewolf family with their eyes half open.

"What's going on?" Said Lois

"Say hello to Mr Hunts, and his son, Jamie" said the baby werewolf

"Ha!" laugh Peter "Jamie's a girls name!"

"Wait don't" shouted the man of the pack quickly

But to late, Jamie jump Peter with a hunting knives in hand then Jamie cut Peter's shirt and then Cut his chest , leaving a X shaped wound. Then Peter fell back and cried over his wounds. The women of the group walked to Peter and told him to eat this wolf shaped Cookie's after he didn't feel the pain, but the wound was still there.

"Why are you guys here?" Asked Lois in a calm voice even if she should be trying to kill then herself.

"We came to kill these Werewolves, Their evil! And from hell!"

Meg then looked at the pack of werewolves

"you guy's are from hell?"

the baby Wolf sighed

"Hey can you guy's give me a minute to tell them the story?"

"Sure" The old one said evilly for some reason.

"OK, this story starts in hell."

Flashback

Satan had just be imprisoned in hell and he was steaming mad, now he still had some power, he could make creatures well some things, like he could make cats and dogs for sure, maybe wolves well they would be red and evil and if they were lucky enough, they would talk with a evil voice and in do things in a evil way. He tried to make a wolf, which worked well. It was a white wolf, which was red not white, so a wolf that was red and grey. He sent it into the upper world , were it made chaos, it bit one hundred people, which turned them into a weird high-breed of man and wolf, which the people called werewolves, and all the werewolves were throw out of of the long dead town of West Quahog. It took many years to kill the wolf, and got hundreds of people first. Then the wolf came back to hell and Satan took him in as the dog of the house.

End Flashback

The baby werewolf then went back to looking at the baby hunter. Then he smirked.

"So, Jamie, hows things been? Still working on your blacksmithing skills?"

"Why yes I am, Shine."

Stewie then spoke as he looked at the baby werewolf, now known as Shine

"Your name's Shine?"

"Yeah, didn't you know?"

Stewie shook his head, then Stewie and Shine talked about random stuff that had nothing to do with anything.

Then Jamie got so bored he ran at Shine with his hunting knife. Jamie took a swing at Shine's neck but Shine limboed out of harm's way he then kicked at the hunting knife, making it go flying and landing in front of Stewie, who grabbed it well no one was looking. Then Shine grabbed Jamie and threw him into a Street lamp. Then Shine jump into the same street lamp, the they had a little fist fight, then Jamie jumped Shine and they fell down a sewer.

Then Mr Hunts said "Who do you thinks going to win the fight?"

"Well Let's find out?" The male werewolf threw a smoke bomb at the top of the house, which exploded and then the smoke cleared they was a magic flat screen in front of the house, which everyone in the street could see. It showed Shine and Jamie fight to the death, Jamie was on a long skateboard, were both babies were standing. As they, Peter, Lois, Chris, Meg, Stewie, The Father Werewolf, The Mother Werewolf, Mr Hunts watched the screen, around half the town came to watch the fight even Adam West!

Peter got an idea,

"Place your bets, place your bets! Who do you thinks going to win? The baby werewolf from down under, or The baby Monster Hunter? This could be your chance to Win it big!" the Griffins looked horrified at Peter, but still Mr. Hunts put one hundred on Jamie, the Father Werewolf put a hundred on Shine. Who ever won would get two hundred. Back down their they were trying to beat each other off the skate-bored. Even duh their were fighting, Jamie said...

"you know you may come out of this alive, but your parents won't"

Then, just for a split second, fear flashed in Shine's eyes, then something flirty.

"Hey, could you tell me why?" he said licking his lips

"Now why would I do that?" they stopped fighting for a moment

"Because, your the big, Strong, hunter boy who going to slave me. Who would a dead wolf tell?" Jamie blushed as he scratched his head

"Well I guest your right-"

Back up at the griffin household, Mr. Hunts was screaming many thing along the lines of...

"Don't Say it you idiot!" and "what hell's wrong with your mind" back down in the wet hell.

"- Dad made an air born virus, that kills werewolf's in fifty hours after they were infected. The only problem being it doesn't work on babes." Some more fear flashed in Shine's eyes then it went to something friendly.

"So... how much longer do my parents have?"

"Five minutes... Oh crap"

"What?" asked Shine

"Look around" Jamie said pointing behind Shine. Shine turned around and saw they were nearing a drop. When they did Jamie thought he was going to die, but Shine dug his claws into the wall and grabbed Jamie's hand. As they hanged, Jamie was sacred. Shine could drop him at any moment, on the other hand it was just a mountain of crap. Jamie took a look at crap again and saw they was giant dong-beetles eating the dong. And what he meant was the dong beetles were as big as cars.

"Oh crap" Jamie said under his breath.

"OK, this is what's going to happen, you give me the cure and you can live, if not, you die a slow and painfully death."

"Dad didn't make a cure"

"Oh you are soooooo lying, what's that glowing purple stuff in the coke bottle?"

"How-"

"I'm a freaking werewolf!"

"OK! You can have the damn thing, but you don't have much time to get it to them."

Jamie took the coke bottle and gave it to Shine, who put the bottle in his mouth and started climbing up the wall. Then when they were safe Jamie took a breather, and Shine started running down the sewer. He got up to the griffin house and saw that his mother and father were all right, then they had a heart attack, at the same time. Shine looked, he could do nothing. He ran to them and his parents hearts stoped beating at the same time. Shine cried. Lois tried to calm him, Peter, and Brian and Chris were silent. When Lois walked away, Stewie sat with Shine trying to talk. Then Mr. Hunts did the stupidest thing ever, he started gloating.

Then Jamie ran to Mr. Hunts he made him stop and they ran away. Shine and Stewie went up stairs to bed and the rest of the family soon did the same. Tonight Shine cried himself to sleep. Brian called this shrink, who said that Shine would go through

denial then he will stay in his room for long hours with no food then he will except it.

End of chapter 1

next time, Lois and Peter take the rights to Shine then they put Shine into the same nursery as Stewie and Shine runs into an old friend.