Hey…. here's a percabeth STORY. Not exactly a one shot. It might take few more chapters. I was inspired by a buzzfeed video. I found it quite funny. So read on!

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DISCLAMIER: I took some dialogues from the buzzfeed video and I do not own them.

DISCLAIMER: Me no own PJO. Me no Rick Riordon.

Heather's POV

It was the day. Lily's funeral was today. Yes, our dear friend, Lily, was found dead. I don't know when or how she died, but I sure know what it was gross.

"Hero, huh." I said to Natasha. I was annoyed because she was getting all the attention. I mean why does a dead girl even need attention!?

"Today is her funeral… godddd, I don't know what I will wear?! I always make a fashion statement and stand out, but how the hell am I supposed to make a statement when everyone like literally wears black?! I don't even like black. You are so lucky you don't have to go."

"Why are you even going then?" I was honestly confused. Natasha does everything for a reason. I was so eager to find out.

"Well…." Natasha said, slightly blushing. I was shocked. I knew she liked some boy, but she never blushed for someone. He was certainly someone special.

"There's this boyy…" she said. I knew she was messing with me.

"Okay bitch. Stop messing. Speak straight!" I said straight up.

"Fine. There's this boy and he is constantly indirectly indicating that he has a crush on me. And I gotta say he is so freaking hot. Really, really hot. Like the sun. I am so sure he is going to ask me out. He is like the only person in the school who I didn't date."

"SHUT. UP. What were the indications?"

"Well, there are not really indications. I asked him out a couple of times, but he just refused saying that he has a girlfriend. I know he is playing hard to get. And I know you are going to say "what if he really has a girlfriend and all," but I am going to kiss him tonight."

"You go girl." I said heartily, even though I had a teeny tiny bit crush on Percy. I just didn't want him to go out with one of the nerds or the losers of the school.

"Okay. Tell me what are you gonna wear? You sure have to look hot."

"I am already hot." Natasha said. Even though she was my best friend, she sometimes kind of annoyed me.

"Wear the dress that you wore when you stole Alison's boyfriend."

"God, its brown. Lilly's favorite color. I will not be caught wearing her favorite color."

"You can change her later!"

"And remember, DO NOT SMILE" I said seriously because that was serious, more than the dress code at school. "And you have to say some heart felt words."

"Ugh. So many rules." Natasha said, annoyed.

"Lilly was my best friend. Something so many people would die for here and in a way she kinda did." Natasha said.

"Okkkk" I said.

"You have to cry the loudest. And avoid ugly fake cries."

"Okay. I am going to leave."

"Remember you have to tell me all the stories!" I said feeling glad and miserable at the same time.

NATASHA'S POV

I arrived at the church and I have to say it looked miserable. I mean their daughter died, couldn't they have hired someone to clean this shit up a bit.

I looked around and I noticed that everybody looked at me. I have to say that heather's advice paid off for the first time ever. I am not saying that she is dumb or something but….

I spotted Percy. Oh god, I could spend days talking about him. His raven black hair, sea green eyes, his smile… and today he were wearing a charcoal black suit with a light navy shirt. He looked so hot. Like literally. He looked hot in everything. But he wasn't alone; there was one girl, with short black hair and electric blue eyes and something weird on her head. I didn't know Percy befriended emo chicks.

Beside her, one girl was holding Percy's hand. Like how couples do. I was so angry, like if I were a volcano, I would erupt straightaway.

But I have to admit she was beautiful. She had honey blonde hair curly hair, which I was so jealous of. They looked do natural. Not like mine, which I had to redo every 5 weeks. She was so beautiful without makeup. She had these spellbinding grey eyes, which appeared like they were calculating your every move, deciding whether you were a friend or a foe, thinking about the way to kill you.

She glanced at me and I flinched. Then the emo chick glanced and I felt lightning jolt through me.

They were looked sad.

Then Emily came up to me and said, "Hey, I hope you have enough sense that you are supposed to wear black to funerals. I hope."

"Get lost, bi…"

Then I realized Percy was just standing there and I couldn't afford to look bad in front of him.

I marched straight towards Percy, ignoring everyone who tried to stop me.

"Hey Perce!" I tried to sound my best.

Percy kind of looked disappointed. At first I was perplexed, then I realized that we were at a funeral.

Funeral= sad. Funeral=miserable.

"Hey." Percy sounded sad. I didn't know why he was sad. I knew he didn't know Lilly. Well… I was angry that I didn't know my future boyfriend/husband well.

"Seaweed brain, who's this?"

Seaweed brain?! I knew Percy hated nicknames, but I didn't know he had one.

"Oh, this is Natasha. My acquaintance."

"That's a big word." The mystery girl said jokingly.

I didn't know what it meant but I knew it didn't involve any romantic relationships.

"Hey, I am not as stupid as you think!"

"I know."

They both smiled as much as they could while they were miserable and the mystery girl rested on his shoulder.

Her face looked like she lost all her worries, like she had no problems when she was with him. I was extremely jealous.

"So who's this?" I asked Percy hoping so bad he will not spill out the G word.

"I am Annabeth…"she said.

"My girlfriend." Percy completed.

"Nice to meet you." Annabeth extended her hand for a handshake. I shook it off.

"Percy, what the hell? You asked me out!" I said, feeling furious and annoyed.

"No, you asked me out and I said no because I already have a girlfriend." Percy corrected me. It was annoying, even though he was right.

But I wasn't ready to give up. I had to win Percy Jackson over because

I was the prettiest and the hottest girl in the school and I ensured everyone that I can get any boy.

I loved Percy and I was ready to marry him.

"That's the same thing!" I said furiously.

"No, its not dude. The emo chick said, she looked like she was laughing at me.

"Crazy emo punk." I said.

"Hey, watch it." Annabeth said, challenging me.

"Are you challenging me?" I said sarcastically, like I was not afraid. But in reality, I was shit scared. Annabeth was not the kind of girl you wanted to have a rivalry with.

"Trust me. You do not want to be challenged by her." Percy warned me.

"Seriously, you are taking her side?"

Then suddenly Lilly's mom started saying something and her grandmother started singing some thing and everyone sat down in the benches.

Percy and Annabeth and the punk girl sat together in the first bench and I wanted to sit near Percy but the row was already filled.

Annabeth then spoke something that really shook my life. She said, "Lilly was one of my first friends in the school, she was the nicest person I ever met…"

One of the first friends in the school… Lilly studied in my school.

It took me a minute to realize.

From the past few days, everyone was taking about a super hot girl in the school and I had Percy talk something like

"New school…girlfriend…transfer…happy."

My life was ruined. I knew I was no longer be the queen bee. But I could break them up…then…

Hey people…this is just an intro and the next chapter is full of percabeth. I wanted to give a glimpse of how self-absorbed the girls are. Please

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