Technical Difficulties
A Gundam Wing fan fiction
Disclaimer: Usual disclaimers apply. I don't own Gundam Wing or any of that junk...not that GW is junk, but...uh, never mind. I just don't own the show, so don't sue me, okay?! *sob* I'm just a poor fan fiction writer..... Um... Aaanyways...
Setting: Peacecraft Mansion, I guess...all the GW boys are together, Relena, Hilde, Catherine, Sally, and *grimace* even Dorothy are there as well.
Notes: This is my first try at a real humorous fic...it's written in script format.. If it isn't good, don't get mad at me. And please review!
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*A scream disrupts the usual quiet of the Peacecraft mansion...well, usual quiet unless Duo is around. Anyway, back to the scream...*
Dorothy: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Author: Yeah, we've covered that already.
*Everyone comes rushing into the room. It's an office, with 1 phone, 1 copy machine, 1 fax machine, 1 scanner, 3 lamps, 1 computer chair with 1 Dorothy sitting in it, and 1 computer.*
Relena: What happened?!
Dorothy: The computer crashed!
Relena: What?!
Duo: What?!
Hilde: What?!
Trowa: What?!
Catherine: What?!
Sally: What?!
Wufei: Huh?
Quatre: What?!
Heero: ...
Dorothy: All computers are EVIL I tell ya!
Author: I agree!
Everyone: ...?
*Author sweatdrops because the characters can hear her voice but can't see her*
Dorothy: *Ahem* Back to these computer problems...
Author: Whatever you say, eyebrow-girl.
Dorothy: HEY!!
Relena: Maybe we should trade this one in for a new one...
Dorothy: ME?!
Relena: *Sweatdrops* No, the computer!
Dorothy: Oh...
*Relena leaves to order the new computer*
Dorothy: *Sob* What am I going to do without my precious computer?
*Duo hands her a pencil and some paper*
*Dorothy's scream of horror can be heard on the next block*
People on the next block: Did you hear something...?
*One week later, the computer arrives*
Dorothy: *Tearing the computer box open* Hurry, hurry, HURRY! Set it up! NOW!!!
Heero: Seeing as how I have the best computer skills here, I'll set it up.
Relena: Aww, Heero! You're so sweet! *Hangs on Heero's shoulder like a moron*
Heero: Um...yeah.
*Heero leaves to set up the computer, then comes back*
Heero: Forgot something...
*He picks up the computer and again leaves the room. Everyone else sweatdrops*
Everyone: Duh...
*Duo watches Heero set up the new computer*
Duo: Boring...
Heero: Shut up, Duo.
Duo: Jeez, fine!
*Various sounds of destruction are heard from beneath the computer table*
CRASH!
Duo: ...
SIZZLE!
Duo: ...?
ka-BOOOOOOM!
Duo: ?!
*The author tries to think up another noise she could use...*
Duo: ?
Author: I got it!
SNAP! ....Crackle! POP!! Rice Krispies!!!
Duo: ??
*Duo sweatdrops*
Duo: Need some help, Heero?
Heero: Are you still here?
Duo: Do you need some help?
Heero: No. *Crash!* I'm perfectly *Sizzle!* fine *BOOM!* by myself. *Thump!*
*Duo sweatdrops again*
Heero: Would you quit with the sweatdropping?! There's been enough to fill a swimming pool!
Author: Or at least a hot tub...
Heero: Well, quit it.
Author: But-
Heero: STOP IT!
Author: No! *Sticks out her tongue*
*Heero gives the author 'The Look of Death'*
Author: Um...okay, bye!
Heero: Finally.
*Heero gets back to working on the computer*
*A fly starts buzzing around the office*
Heero: ... *CRASH!*
Fly: Buzzzzzzzzzzzz....
Heero: .... *Sizzle!*
Fly: Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....
Heero: ...! *BOOM!*
Fly: BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!
Heero: ... *SWAT!*
Fly: Eep...ouch... *Splat!* help meee....
Heero: ...
*Dorothy walks into the room*
Dorothy: Is it ready yet?
Heero: No.
Dorothy: Oh... *a few minutes pass* Is it ready yet?
Heero: No!
Dorothy: Oh... *A few more minutes pass* Is it ready YET???
Heero: NO!
Dorothy: Eep.
*Heero gives Dorothy 'The Look of Death'*
Dorothy: Eep! *Runs out of the office*
Heero: ...
*The computer has been set up, and after Heero is bandaged up, Dorothy stares at it*
Everyone: Don't break this one!
Dorothy: Of course not!
*The next night...*
CRASH!!!
Dorothy: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
The End
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