Linda Park Prince's Diary
Chapter 1
Dear Diary,
It has been a long time coming since I wrote anything in my diary. But now that my kids are asleep and Wally's out on patrol, I think tonight's a good occasion to write down some of my thoughts and feelings. I am currently 22 weeks pregnant with our third child, I have been experiencing cravings nonstop and fortunately no mood swings, thank Hera for that
Anyway, I'm not alone as you can tell. My little sister Dinah is on the floor across from my desk, playing with her Barbie dolls. She's such a cutie. So sweet, so innocent, so precious. I always called her little angel because she is one when she's awake and most of all, when she's sleeping. Oh and good news, my longtime best friend Veronica Vreeland just married her girlfriend Becky Madison, she's the twin sister of Jade's girlfriend Julie, who happens to be a member of the Justice League Lesbian Lovers League and I, of course am the honorary chair and board and little blondie Dinah is my secretary.
Our first discussion in our meeting this morning was the matter of one Caitlyn Jenner. I mean, come on! She does look like a woman, that's true, but she still has a man's voice. I mean, really, how do you change vocals? And on that note I must finish. It's past Dinah's bedtime and since the mister and missus aren't here, guess I'll go put her down for the night