Resident Evil

Note: This is fan made, I do not own any of the characters in Resident Evil, however I did cosplay as Jill Valentine.

Open your eyes; you will see the mass effect this brings.

The bodies fall, the scream arise,

The death toll climbs.

Then we fight; we won't die because…

We are awesome!

We are the main people, so we won't die in the massive,

Zombie attack.

So grab a gun, grab some rounds and shoot those motherfuckers down!

Look at me, I am sexy in my leather crap

I have blond hair, I am evil, I have no life!

Look at me, I'm a slut, with shirt and skirt.

I have black hair, I have a gun, and work with Wesker…

At some point!

Look at me, I'm a S.T.A.R.S. I will kick his ass!

I have brown hair, Look at my gun, I will shoot, that SOB in the ass~

Look at me, I fly a Hilo, and you know what~?

I have graying hair, and I don't remember…

A Jill Sandwich~!

So we take our guns, and we will fight, the zombies on the rise.

We will kill them all, and then the Wesker, because we are bad ass.

Will this series ever die?

Or are we that obsessed?

It helps if you listen to the Bryan Adams song Anything I do (I do it for you)

MECHA-CON

~Special Guest~

Chris Ayres

Greg Ayres

Carry Chalk

Samantha Inoue-Harte

David Kaye

Kevin McKeever

Vic Mignogna

Wendy Powell

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