The Furious Five and the Pool of Sacred Tears

by KidatHeart5

This may be my wackiest fanfic of Kung Fu Panda! The summary is that the Pool of Sacred Tears is shrinking and Po and the Furious Five have to find a way to restore it again. So thus, trouble ensues.

1. Chapter 1

(Po comes to the Pool of Sacred Tears, voiceover can be heard in Po's memory)

Shifu's voiceover: Panda, we do not wash our pits in the Pool of Sacred Tears.

Po:(eyes close as he washes pits with dirt, opens eyes to realize that his pits are dirty and overlooks the pool to find that it shrunk 3 inches) (gasping) (runs back to Jade Palace) Guys, guys, come here! Help! The Pool of Sacred Tears is shrinking!

(at the Jade Palace training grounds)

Furious Five: What? I do not understand this.

Crane: Well, we mustn't tell Master Shifu or he'll be upset.

Furious Five: Yeah. Hmm-mmm.

Monkey: Well, there must a source for the pool's evaporating.

Mantis: Hey, how about the sun? (points at sun)

Po: (looks up) Ow! Ow! That hurts!

Crane: Luckily, I have my hat to keep me cool.

Po: (gasps) Crane, your hat! That's it! (grabs Crane's hat)

Crane: Hey!

Po: C'mon, guys! To the Pool of Sacred Tears!

Furious Five: (but Crane) Yeah! (all run to the pool)

Crane: Hey! What about my hat? (groans, flies to pool)