Disclaimer: I do not own anything. Quoted from: The Powerpuff Girls Comic Book and Comic Capers The Bash Street Kids.
The result of my laziness to do my homework. This is pure crack. Rated for mild language and mature themes.
"… No crime fighting? But what if we gotta save Townsville? Slam! … This stinks! Tick, tick, tick! … We're superheroes – we can do this! Come on guys! … Go girls go! … Zap! Sparkle! Shove! Thwop, thwop, thwop! - "
"What the hell? I don't even understand what you're talking about, you dumbass!" Jazz bitched.
"Okay, okay. I'll read you another one!" Bumblebee huffed and took another comic book from the closet.
"… Aahaa! That tickles! Hoo! Get out! … Whoomph! … We're just the right mixture! … Aha! What is thees I spy? Burp! … Uhu? Wot is this? Prod! Ooyah! … Amazing! Eet is the talking cake, yes? - "
"Yes my ass!" Jazz whacked the Camaro on the head. "Who in the Pit starts reading a comic from the middle of nowhere? And you skipped some parts, didn't you? Didn't you?!"
"Geez, you should be thankful I added some awesome sound effects for you, you know, or else you wouldn't understand a single thing."
"Seriously, you suck at this! I still don't understand what you were talking about even with the damn sound effects! Hell, give it to me – I'll read it myself!"
"No! You're injured! Ratchet told you not to move!"
(Jazz stupidly tripped over his own foot and tumbled down the stairs the day before.)
"You're dang right! Now stop moving your ass before I kick it!" the medic shouted from somewhere in the base.
"I'll get you something else you really like, then…" Bumblebee got up and opened the closet. "Let's see… aha!"
Seconds later, Bumblebee began, "… Oh, John! What do you think you are doing? I'm not dressed yet! … Maria… I want you so much right now! … John charged at Maria passionately and threw the covers off of her naked body… John, no! Please stop… He inserted into her and rode on her… It feels so good, John! - "
"AHHH! Bumblebee, enough! Stop! It's too early for you!"