Ronin Warriors vs. Saban part 1
"Hey Ryo! Isn't this great?" Kento asked his companions.
"Yes. It's good to get away, with Draka and all." Ryo replied.
"But what about that guy Saban? He's Draka and Talpa put together." Sai
said.
"I beg to differ with you Ronin Warriors." a voice said.
The Ronins whirled around to find Talpa's head in the sky.
"Ronin Warriors, I have learned that Saban has dispatched a group of
warriors to capture you and make you politically correct in every aspect."
Talpa explained.
"No way! We can't be corrupted!" Rowen protested.
"Tell that to Saban. I will contact you when I have further information."
Talpa said.
No sooner had Talpa left then a group of spandex suited warriors appeared in beams of light.
"There they are guys!" The Red Ranger said, moving his arms wildly as he
did so.
"Yeah! Let's get them!" Blue said, doing the same.
"We'll teach anime characters not to mess with us!" Green added, also moving
his arms like crazy.
"Like those Sailor Girls!" Pink added, also moving her arms
crazily.
"Sailor Girls? They got the Sailor Senshi?" Kento inquired to his
group.
"That's right fat boy!" Red shouted.
"Hey, I'm big boned, and no one messes with the Sailor Senshi! Hard Rock!
Tao Gi!" Kento shouted, shedding his civilian wardrobe and into his orange
sub-armor.
"Hey Rowen! I'm smarter than you are!" Blue taunted.
"What? Strata! Tao Inochi!" Rowen shouted, putting on his sub
armor.
"You're no match for me, Ryo of the Wildfire!" Red shouted.
"We'll just see about that!" Ryo revealed an orb, activating his sub
armor.
"I'm with you Ryo! Torrent! Tao Shin!" Sai said, adding his armor to the
fight.
"Don't forget me! Halo! Tao Chin!" Sage shouted, putting his on.
"Let's get them guys! Auto Blasters!" Red commanded.
The Rangers pulled out their car-shaped guns and opened fire on the Ronins.
"Oh great! They broke out the heavy artillery!" Kento griped.
"Then let's do the same, only heavier! Ronin Warriors to Arms!" Ryo commanded.
The sky went black. Ryo began to move his arms in kata as he said, "Armor
of Wildfire! Tao...Jin!"
"Armor of Hard Rock! Tao...Gi!" Kento added, doing the same.
"Armor of Strata! Tao...Inochi!" Rowen added.
"Armor of Halo! Tao...Chin!" Sage shouted.
"Armor of Torrent! Tao...Shin!" Sai added.
The warriors were surrounded by colored wallpaper, which circled above them and added their gauntlets, shin guards, breastplates, and helmets.
"Let's get them!" Red shouted, eager to get rid of them.
The Rangers called for their Power Weapons. Red grabbed his sword, Pink her
bow, Blue his Hand Blasters, Green his Thunder Cannon, and Yellow her Star
Charges.
The Ronins then pulled out THEIR weapons. Ryo stood ready with his Wildfire Swords, Rowen grabbed his Bow, Sage was ready with his Sword of Halo, Kento had his staff, and Sai was ready with his man-catcher.
"Alright! Cassie! you take Strata!" Red motioned, commanding the Pink Ranger. "Carlos! Take on Halo!" Green charged Sage. "Justin! Take Torrent!" "Ashley, get Hard Rock! Wildfire is mine!"
The Red Ranger charged Ryo, who blocked with his swords. Red swung, and Ryo parried. Red grabbed his blaster, and blasted Ryo.
"Well, if you want to play like that..." Ryo said.
Ryo went airborne, locking his swords hilt to hilt.
"Flare Up...Now!" Ryo exclaimed, burning Red's suit.
"AAAH!" Red screamed.
"You'll pay for that! Lightning Cruiser!" Red exclaimed.
His car came to him and he leaped in, taking to the sky. He blasted Ryo,
who easily dodged it.
Meanwhile, Pink and Rowen were duking it out in a arrow to arrow fight.
"Try this! Arrow Shock...wave!" Rowen screamed, blowing away Pink's bow with
a single shot.
"Okay Pointy head! Try this!" she shouted.
She grabbed her blaster and opened fire on him.
Blue was chasing Sai down the street. Sai leaped into a swimming pool, and
Blue followed him in.
Little did Blue know that Sai's armor is the Torrent, and you know what that
means.
"Super...Wave...Smasher!" Sai shouted, sending a blast of water flying at
the Ranger, sending him flying.
The Rangers all regrouped, seeing that three attacks had failed. They brought
out the Turbine Laser.
"Okay! Let's blast them!" The Rangers shouted.
"Let's see what you think of this! Justice!" Kento said.
"Life!" Rowen added.
"Wisdom!" Sage said.
"Trust!" Sai added.
Japanese characters appeared on their foreheads, and they concentrated. The sky went dark once again, and Ryo was in a black and gray sub-armor. One by one, the pieces of a White Armor locked on. First the gauntlets. Then he was engulfed by flame, placing his helmet and breastplate on. Next, his shin guards attached, and he was ready. Black Blaze leaped over his shoulder, and Ryo grabbed the Soul Swords and locked them together just as the Rangers fired.
"Rage...of the Inferno!" Ryo shouted.
A white beam of energy flashed out, melting the Turbine Laser like
butter.
"Okay! You've had it! We need Rescue Megazord Power Now!" Red shouted.
They brought out their Zords and merged them into a big robot.
"Guys, we may have trouble." Kento said.
The Rangers tried to step on them, but they leaped out of the way.
Up in space, a group of evil beings were watching.
"Yes! They are beating the Rangers!" Rita Repulsa shouted in her obnoxious
voice.
"Let us help them then!" Her husband Zedd added.
"Magic Wand...Make Ryo of the Inferno Grow!" Rita shouted, sending her staff
flying at him.
"Grow Kento grow!" Zedd shouted, throwing a bomb at him.
"Almighty Scepters! Make Rowen Grow!" they both said, combining their energies.
In her Space Base, Divatox was watching as well.
"Those guys can get rid of the Rangers once and for all! Fire the Torpedoes!"
she shouted.
All this ordinance struck the Ronin Warriors and soon they were as big as
the Megazord!
"Whoa! We're totally juiced!" Kento shouted.
"Let's get them!" Ryo commanded.
"Thunder...Bolt...Cut!" Sage shouted, blasting off an arm.
"Iron Rock Crusher!" Kento shouted, knocking off the other arm with what
was left of his strength.
Sai prepared to do his attack, but suddenly, all but Ryo fell and began to
shrink to normal size.
"Ryo...we're out of power....Give 'em one for me!" Rowen said.
Ryo was seriously ticked off.
"Rage...of the Inferno!" Ryo shouted, melting the Rescue Megazord with the intense heat.
The Rangers switched to the Turbo Megazord. They knocked down Ryo, and held it's sword at his throat.
"Say your prayers, Ronin..." Red said.
Suddenly they were knocked back by an energy bolt! Ryo looked around, and saw none other than Anubis, as big as he was, with Dais, Kale, and Sekhmet, all in full armor. Anubis was in the form of the Ancient.
"No one messes with my friends!" Anubis shouted.
He revealed a helmet.
"To Arms!" he shouted, going into his Armor of Cruelty, his helmet disappeared,
and he was ready for action.
"Feel the sting of my venom, Tokusatu turkeys!" Sekhmet said. "Snake...Fang...Strike!" he shouted.
The venom from his swords burned through the Megazord.
"Quake...With...Fear!" Anubis cried, plunging his chain into the ground. It shot up, tangling up the Megazord.
"Black...Lighting...Slash!" Kale shouted, pummeling the Rangers with his powers.
"We're loosing power!" Blue shouted.
"You'll loose more than that. Haiya!" Dais shouted, whacking him with his nunchku.
Suddenly Talpa appeared. He was in his full armor.
"My Nether Spirits recreated my powers!" He explained. He turned to the Rangers.
"You will now feel my powers!" Talpa shouted. Anubis and the others took
cover.
Unsdaluna!" Talpa shouted. The Megazord was blown to itty bitty microscopic
pieces.
The Warlords and Ryo shrunk down to finish off the Rangers. Both sides, however, were too weak, and Talpa had left due to a vast drain of his own powers.
Suddenly, a robotic cop came in on a motorcycle!
"Blue Senturion!" Red shouted.
"Do not worry Rangers! I will destroy the perpetrators!" he shouted.
The Rangers stood up with what little energy they had.
"We'll be back, with new powers!" they shouted before teleporting away.
Blue Senturion blasted the Warlords with his weapon.
"Maybe I can buy us some time." Dais said.
Suddenly, the Nine Most Wanted Criminals in the World appeared, all at
once!
"The Nine Most Wanted Criminals in the World! I must arrest them!" Blue Senturion
shouted.
The illusion faded, revealing the Ronins and Warlords.
"We object!" Ryo shouted. He was back in his Wildfire Armor.
Ryo went airborne and placed his swords hilt to hilt.
"Flare Up...Now!" Ryo screamed, releasing his fire.
"Iron Rock Crusher!" Kento added, sending rocks flying at
him.
"Arrow...Shockwave!" Rowen shouted, launching his death
arrow..
"Thunder...Bolt...Cut!" Sage screamed, sending his light blast flying
out.
"Super...Wave...Smasher!" Sai cried, launching a wave at
him.
"Quake...With...Fear!" Anubis added, throwing his chain.
"Black! Lightning! Slash!" Kale shouted, launching his black energy
bolts.
"Snake! Fang! Strike!" Sekhmet screamed, whipping him.
"Web...of Deception!" Dais shouted, sending out his blades. "Unsdaluna!"
Talpa shouted.
The sure-kills found their mark and the Blue Senturion blew apart with an atomic explosion.
The Rangers returned.
"Those bastards killed the Blue Senturion! That's it!" Red screamed.
They charged.
"I've had enough of this!" Ryo shouted, seriously steamed.
"Virtue!"
"Justice!"
"Life!"
"Wisdom!"
"Trust!"
"Loyalty!" Anubis said.
"Obedience!" Kale added.
"Serenity!" Dais screamed.
"Piety!" Sekhmet finished.
"I call upon the Nether Spirit's power to enhance Ryo's Powers a thousand
fold!" Talpa shouted.
The Armor of Inferno surged onto Ryo, and he grabbed his swords.
"RAGE!" Ryo said as flames roared around him. He could feel the Nether Spirits supercharging him with their chanting. "OF" Ryo' powers built up with greater intensity. "THE INFERNO!" Ryo screamed at the top of his lungs, sending a magnanimous white fire beam slamming into the Rangers, blowing them to bits, blood and guts flying everywhere, which showered down where they had stood only seconds ago.
A voice said. "Ryo Wins. Fatality."
Up in space, the villains were throwing a big party, now that their mortal enemies were gone. Well, actually their minions. The villains were screaming obscenities at the Ronins and Warlords for not letting THEM kill the Rangers.
Shifting back to Earth, a being appeared in silhouette.
"So...You killed the Rangers." he said.
"Yeah!" Ryo shouted.
"But you simply destroyed the Power Rangers Turbo. I still have far more
warriors to crush you with."
With that he was gone.
Somehow, Mia and Yuli came running in.
"Ryo! What happened to you guys?" she screamed.
"Rangers...attack...must rest." Rowen answered for him.
Anubis stood up and donned his Ancient Wardrobe.
"The Power Rangers Turbo challenged us. We creamed them." Anubis explained.
"Ahh! It's Talpa!" Yuli screamed, running and hiding behind Anubis.
"Relax little one. I am helping the Ronins because someone eviler than I,
called Haim Saban is trying to export the Ronins and make them politically
correct for thousands of kids so parents won't complain." Talpa explained.
His soldiers came in, and dragged the weakened fighters off to a health spa in his palace.
In it was a large bonfire, a whirlpool, a rock quarry, a stairway to heaven, a huge spotlight, a whole ton a beautiful hot babes from all across anime to cater to our heroes every whim, and a partridge in a pear tree.
"What's that for?" Mia asked.
"I got carried away." Talpa explained.
Ryo went and sat in the fire, Sai leaped in the spa, and the others took positions and waited. The Warlords were really relaxing, without their armor on, with the Knight Sabers waiting on them hand and foot.
"This is the life." Kale said.
Somewhere, a figure stood alone, in silhouette.
"The Ronins killed my friends. In the name of Edenoi, I will avenge them!"
he vowed.
(Credits roll)
I truly hope you enjoyed my story. Send suggestions to me at Destonus@aol.com, don't send flames. They are childish, and heck, I destroy them! Tune in next time as our heroes battle:
The Masked Rider!