Sherlock and Watson after a hard year of fighting crime in Brit-town they decided a good long hard vacation in New York City, New York. So they spent the first part of their vacation eating churros and climbing skyscrapers and riding cabbies. After their fifth day there, after they went to see a Met's game, they were walking home eating ice cream. Watson looked over at Sherlock and smiled really really big and he said:
"Boy Sherlock, this trip to New York has been so much fun and I've really enjoyed myself. I hope this lasts forever!" Then Sherlock then proceeds to backhand Watson knocking his ice cream to the ground while still looking ever so stoic and godly.
"Forever is mere concept created by human beings for which I am not. I am more."
Watson nurses his black eye and chipped tooth. "Gee, Sherlock you've been sure working on your backhand! I'm impressed."
Sherlock stopped seductively licking his ice cream cone and was about to launch another backhanded backhand at Watson. But before he could make contact with Watson's puffy, baby face they heard a voice call from above.
The voice said:
"Yo, dude, how about I work my backhand on you! Cowabanga!"
Sherlock and Watson both looked up to see four mansized turtles descend from the heavens. Each one carried crazy awesome Chinese weapons of some sort. Sherlock without breaking his stone cold Steve Austin face said, "It's about time we met…"
Watson looks at Sherlock with crazy, curious eyes with a hint of lust. "You know these things?"
Donatello proceeded to smack Watson on the ass with his stick. Sherlock said:
"It's elementary, my dear butt buddy." Sherlock proceeded to remove his face. Underneath his face was Nicolas Cage's face but it turned very turtle like. It was like a turtle and Nicolas Cage got drunk at a Las Vegas hotel and woke up the next morning and regretted everything.
Anyways, it turned out that Sherlock Holmes as actually the fifth ninja turtle. Watson shit his pants and asked, "Sherlock?"
"No," said Sherlock. My real name is NicolasCagelo. And you are my mutant hedgehog sidekick. Watson was very very confused and he had to look at the ground because the confusion was causing his eye's to spin. But what he saw instead of his slightly pudgy brit-town body was a blue skinned hedgehog body.
"Oh no!" said Watson. "I have become sonic the hedgehog!"
"And now we will kill my brothers!" said Sherlock NicolasCagelo. And then sonic the hedgehog and NicolasCagelo proceeded to fight the Ninja Turtles for hours and hours before taking a pizza break. Where they became best friends forever.
The end.