I groaned as I rolled over in my bed, now laying on my bad and staring at the ceiling. I had been on my computer and I just had to look away… The people on there… It's honestly sad how dumb some of them are. I sighed and my eyes lowered to the poster that hung on my wall.

"How do you deal with all the idiots out there, Master Ulquiorra?" I questioned the poster of my most favorite Bleach character. And yes it is MASTER Ulquiorra.

Of course I wasn't expecting a response. I mean it's just a poster. A poster of an incredibly gorgeous…and powerful…and smart man…. B-But a man that doesn't exist of course! I whined loudly and draped my arm over my eyes.

"Why can't you be real, Master? Why why why?!" I threw a little fan girl temper tantrum before huffing and rolling back onto my stomach to resume being insulted in the worst English I had seen in days. I mean really! This guy must have never been to school. Or even opened a book. Or even seen a book. I'm pretty sure you get the picture here.

I watched on in boredom as he called me just about every name in the book plus some of his own unique words that only the illiterate could come up with. He bored me… I crossed my arms and rest my chin on them, waiting for him to shut up. I don't know if he ever did or not. I fell asleep as my Gazette music played.

When I awoke, I found myself on my back, music still playing and it beginning to get dark out. Oh yea! I forgot one more thing I found when I woke up. Standing above me looking down at me was Master Ulquiorra. No not the poster. THE Master Ulquiorra. In the flesh. Alive! REAL!

I'm pretty sure my mouth dropped open in shock as my eyes bore into his beautiful green ones. Man were those beautiful eyes… I'm pretty sure I got lost staring into them. I didn't jolt out of my daze until he spoke in that glorious voice of his… Emotionless yes but glorious nonetheless.

"Woman, what are you staring so intently at?" He questioned, keeping the same emotionless face.

"Oh! Uh….uh…. nothing!" I stammered, all the while thinking to myself "Holy Jashin I'm talking to Master Ulquiorra!"

"Hm… Well stop your useless staring and get up. You are to come with me." He replied.

Whoa! Hold the phone. What now? I'm to do what? Excuse me?! Now don't get me wrong I'd go with this sexy man in a heartbeat….. That is if he hadn't said it in a way that sent a chill down my spine. I know I know. It sounds weird right? A man speaking in a complete emotionless tone saying something in a way to scare me? It was weird to me too. But it scared me. And I didn't want to go.

I slowly sat up and scooted away from him, pressing my back against the wall. "What do you mean I am to go with you…? What if I don't want to go…?" I questioned, hoping he'd say something along the lines of ~Stupid fan girl you're still dreaming. Wake up and see that none of this is real. ~ Yea no such luck on my part…

"You have no choice." Yea that's what I heard. I have no choice. I have to go with him.

Well I was sure in a predicament here. I was kinda trapped too. I was stuck between Master Ulquiorra and a wall. I glanced away from him for a moment, estimating my chances of getting around him and away. Not good… But it was better than nothing.

I did my best to look submissive as I lowered my head and scooted closer to him. He took a step back to give me room. As soon as my feet touched the ground I was moving to bolt around him. Lady luck seriously hated me this day…

Master Ulquiorra's arm snaked around my waist before I could get too far. I was roughly jerked back against his body. I gasped as the air was knocked out of me a bit, his grip only tightening around my waist, keeping me pinned to that perfect form. I could just feel my cheeks heating up from the contact, even more so as he lean down slightly to speak directly in my ear.

"Foolish woman. Did you really think you could escape me?' He squeezed me slightly as if to emphasize I would not be getting away. "I was hoping you would be a good girl but I see I'll have to restrain you so you can't attempt another run."

I have no idea what he did to me but it bound my hands and feet together. Yup… I was so screwed. But hey! I couldn't walk right? It wasn't so bad because that meant Master Ulquiorra would carry me in his arms. I was a little busy in my dream world fantasizing about such a thing when something completely different happened. Geeze why can't I get lucky once…

Master Ulquiorra turned me around and hoisted me up on his shoulder. I squealed and squirmed around, highly uncomfortable with this. Especially because his hand was so close to my butt! Even with all my squirming he seemed to have no trouble holding me.

"H-Hey! This is no way to treat a lady!" I screamed at him.

"Quiet, woman, before I cut your tongue out." Yup that shut me up real quick.

I lifted my head and looked over my shoulder the best I could, seeing a huge garganta opening in my room. I probably lost all color in my face as I stared at that thing while Master Ulquiorra began walking into it.

I was really being taken away… There was no waking up from this… No one was coming to my rescue either. I had so many thoughts buzzing around in my head. Where is he taking me? Am I going to Lord Aizen? Why do the Arrancars want someone like me anyway? I'm just a human girl! I don't offer them any strength! What was going to happen to me when we reached our destination…? Oh Jashin was I going to be some kind of sacrifice to something?!

I think the main thought running through my head in that moment was…. Looks like all the people I thought were fake are real after all.