Chapter 1: The genin exam

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"Speaking"

"thinking"

Jutsu

"Demon/summon speaking"

"Demon/summon thinking"

(Fanfiction start)

The sun rose over the Village Hidden in the Leaves, signalling a new day in the lives of the citizens of Konoha, an ordinary day where they figured nothing unexpected would happen. Or so they thought….

In the biggest building in the village, adorned with the symbol for fire, an aged man was entering his office to start his work for the day. This man was Hiruzen Sarutobi, the Third Hokage, also known as the professor of shinobi. His feelings were mutual with that of those of the villagers that today would be an ordinary day with nothing unexpected happening. With a content sigh he looked around at the modest office that consisted of bookshelves filled with scrolls on either side of his rather bulky wooden desk on which sat his most hated enemy….paperwork and piles of it. The walls of this office were also a deep red with 3 portraits of his two predecessors and late successor, the First, Second and Fourth Hokages. With a reminiscing smile at these portraits Hiruzen then went to the wide window that made up the back wall of his office giving a panoramic view of the village…..and promptly fell on his ass laughing it off.

It seems during the night the Hokage monument, 4 stone faces of the Hokage carved into the rock face of a cliff that surrounded the back half of the village, had been defaced by person or persons unknown. Of course Hiruzen knew JUST who the culprits were and as if right on cue a ninja wearing the village green flak jacket that designated the rank of Chunin strolled into the office dragging three boys, all three covered with paint and grinning as if it was Christmas.

The Chunin was called Iruka, a tall man with brown hair tied up in a short ponytail ending with spikes and a scar across the bridge of his nose. He looked at the three boys with a stern look on his face, a vein popping in his head anime style as his anger was apparent. The three boys simply continued to grin at the aged Hokage who returned their grins with a simple smile. "Lord Hokage, these boys are the ones that defaced the monument during the night, they thought they could get away with it but nothing escapes me" Iruka stated as he continue to look at the vandals with his arms crossed.

The left of these boys stepped forward still grinning as he looked at Iruka then at the Hokage. This boy was named Naruto Uzumaki, a renowned prankster of the village and the unknowing container of the Kyuubi, the Nine Tailed Fox demon that ravaged the village only twelve years prior before being sealed within the boy on that day when he was just a baby. Naruto had wild, blonde, spiky hair the fringe of which was held back by the green goggles that he wore around his head. His eyes were cerulean blue and his cheeks were marked with whisker marks, three on each cheek, and his face seemed stuck in a permanent grin. He was wearing a rather bright orange jacket with equally bright orange trousers and traditional shinobi sandals. "Ah c'mon old man it was funny and too good to pass up, ya know?"

Hiruzen merely shook his head in amusement as the boy on the right stepped up softly rubbing the back of his head which was adorned with spiky red hair. His eyes were also a deep blue and on his face where his cheeks were, two black triangles pointing down were seen just above the smirk that the boy wore. This boy too was wearing goggles around his forehead that kept back his fringe. The clothes he wore were a dark blue shirt underneath a white jacket that had blue stripes going down the arms, dark trousers and shinobi sandals. This boy's name was Namito. "Yea, how could we resist a grand prank like that?" he asked with that smirk on his face never leaving its place.

Hiruzen then chuckled softly and looked at the boy in the middle to see what he had to say about all this. The boy in question had his arms crossed behind his head and had his eyes closed during his grin. The boy's hair was black as night except for his fringe and two small bangs that framed his face both of which were blood red in colour. This boy was also sporting the goggles that his friends were wearing except they were partly obscured due to the boy's fringe. Unlike his companions, this boy's face had no unique markings that made him stand out except for, however, the boy's teeth which were exposed with his grin, the teeth were sharp and pointed. The clothes this boy was wearing were a simple black shirt underneath a red jacket and dark trousers and simple sandals and on his right index finger was a ring as black as the night. There seemed to be nothing unusual about this boy that is until he opened his eyes revealing that the right eye was as blue as pure sapphire while the left eye was as green as pure emerald. This boy was named Ryouske Tenno and was renowned as the leader of this trio of pranksters that kept the village on their toes.

Hiruzen simply raised a grey eyebrow, wondering why Ryouske had not said anything until with his grin getting wider Ryouske locked eyes with the man. "Truth be told old geezer, you look good in make-up, you should really try the look out hahahaha" Ryouske joked while Naruto and namito laughed. That is until Iruka finally reached his point and yelled at the kids. "THIS ISN'T FUNNY YOU IDIOTS, WHAT YOU DID WAS VERY DISRESPECTFUL TO THE HOKAGE, THE HEROES OF THIS VILLAGE. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES." Iruka bellowed at the kids who merely maintained their grins which only seemed to piss him off even more.

With a laugh Hiruzen finally spoke staring at the boys each in turn. "Actually Iruka, I think they have taught us a valuable lesson that we cannot become complacent. If three small boys were able to deface the monument of this village in the dead of night without anyone noticing, think what an enemy ninja could do in that space of time. These boys taught us that we can't be lax even in a time of peace." The three boy's merely chuckled thinking they had gotten away with it until Hiruzens smirk soon turned into a mischievous one. "I don't know what you three are laughing about, you will all have to clean that up on your own, WITHOUT ANY CLONES!"

The boy's faces then changed to ones of dismay at the Hokages words and with a victorious smirk Iruka then guided the boys out to begin their lessons at the academy. At the academy the trio were met with looks of dislike and distrust which soon turned to angry looks as Iruka told them that because of the three stooges, the whole class would review the transformation jutsu, which was met with a groan from the class. Soon the whole class had lined up and were demonstrating transforming into Iruka. That is until Ryouske, Naruto and Namito were called all sporting mischievous grins as they formed handsigns and disappeared in puffs of smoke. When the smoke gathered however, in the place of Iruka clones were three voluptuous women, one with blonde hair tied into ponytails on either side of her head and whiskers on her cheeks, one with shoulder length red hair and black triangles on her cheeks and one with black hair down to her ass with a blood red fringe and bangs that framed her face and mismatched eyes. The thing that really stood them out, was the fact that they were naked except for smoke that covered their private parts and with each doing a wink at Iruka they bent forward slightly and grinned talking in unison. "Hey there Iruka-sensei, wanna play with us?" Irukas eyes then expanded beyond their normal size and he was then blown back by a killer nosebleed that sent that blood in an arc shape. With laughs the trio turned back to normal and just pointed at their pervy sensei. "Hahaha how do you like our threesome jutsu sensei?" Ryouske asked while Iruka, now with his nostrils blocked with tissue, soon shouted at the boys saying how it was enough with the stupid tricks and that they were on their last warning.

It was later that the boys found themselves on a platform in front of the monument suspended by ropes scrubbing furiously at the faces the clear them of any paint, grumbling amongst themselves about 'unfair Hokages' and "bullshit punishments". Iruka looked down at the boys his expression softening as he decided to lighten their spirits with a treat of ramen at Ichiraku, this offer gave him the desired effect as the boy's soon began scrubbing the paint off as if their lives depended on it.

Soon after Iruka and the trio were at Ichiraku Ramen with Iruka still on his second bowl wile all three of the boys had wolfed down 5 bowls between them, Iruka could have sworn he felt his wallet crying from his pouch. "Tell me boys, why would you do that to the hokage faces, I mean you know who the Hokage are right?" he asked the boys as they continued to slurp their ramen, with Namito piping up first. "Of course we know who they are, they were the strongest shinobi of their generation, living legends and heroes." The boy explained. This seemed to only confuse Iruka as he then asked why they had done it only for Naruto to speak this time. "Because we could and also to show that we will surpass them and become greater than they ever were. I aim to become the next living legend, I will become the greatest Hokage so that everyone will have to finally see me as someone important, someone to respect and cherish."

A scoff was heard next to Naruto as Namito had finished his bowl and grins at is hyperactive friend. "Yea we will see pal. If anyone is going to become Hokage one day, it is going to be me." Iruka just chuckled at the rivalry between the two friends as they locked fierce but friendly gazes and with a raised eyebrow Iruka then looked at Ryouske expecting the boys dream to be the same. "I don't want to be Hokage. I want to just bring peace to the village and the ninja world. I want to be the one who makes everyone stop the senseless fighting and cherish each other. I will be a ninja that rivals even the Sannin themselves." At this proclamation, Iruka, Naruto and Namito all stared wide eyed at the boy surprised at such an answer from someone they knew to be so laid back and relaxed. The boy in question just shrugged grinning and soon said goodbye to Iruka and headed down the familiar street that their houses were situated on and where all three orphans lived in the same apartment complex but different rooms.

The next day the trio were then lined up within the academy so that they could perform the clone jutsu so as to pass and obtain their headbands that designated them as genin ninja. Namito had already been called and next it was Naruto's turn, who then proceeded into the room where after trying so hard was unable to make even one perfect clones, instead creating a pitiful one, which meant that he had failed. Soon it was Ryouske's turn and as he stood in front of Iruka and Mizuki with a determined grin and soon formed the handsign. However, instead of simple clones being made, 3 clones made out of water soon appeared in front of Irukas shocked eyes who simply asked Ryouske how he knew how to make water clones, with a smirk the boy scratched at his nose sheepishly and then crossed his arms behind his head. "It is basically just the clone jutsu but with water mixed in so all I had to do was just imbue the clones with my water element to give them the desired form." With a proud smile Iruka tossed the headband to Ryouske who then proceeded to remove his goggles and wrap the headband around his head as he walked out of the room.

As he joined Namito outside the academy they both spotted Naruto on the swing looking downtrodden about not passing, not liking their friend to be so depressed they soon went over to comfort their friend. "Hey, don't worry Naruto. This may have been your third time trying but you will pass next time I know it" Namito stated encouragingly as he pat his friend on the back to which Ryouske also did as he grinned at Naruto. "Yea don't worry buddy, you must just be too badass to make a simple clone that's all." This made Naruto at least laugh a bit which gave his friends the desired effect of cheering him up. They then wished their friend goodbye and that they would meet him at Ichiraku to treat him to some ramen to cheer him up, not knowing Mizuki watching Naruto with sinister intent in his eyes.

End of chapter 1. Hope you guys like it and feel free to comment your opinions, any outright flamers and hatred will be ignored though so please keep it respectful. sorry the chapter is so short but i will endeavour to make the chapters longer.

This is HaremKing666 signing off, stay pervy everyone XD