Dr. Phil

By: Amako

(A.N : Yah. I don't know what I was on when I wrote this ... But whatever it was, I so need some more of it. LOL. I'm just kidden! I don't do drugs, or any of that crap :P The beginning is a little iffy, but if u keep reading ... It gets better lol. P.S : If there r things in " # " signs ... Those r actions lol )

Dr. Phil: "So Edward ... You're here because you say that Roy has a pedophile - ish gay crush on you?"

Edward: "Yes Dr. Phil ... It's scary."

Roy: "Hi Ed." # Waves all flirty - like #

Edward: "See!"

Dr. Phil: "Yes, well, I would suggest getting some real help ... Do you know who to call when a pedophile has a gay crush on you?"

Edward: "No sir ... Who?"

Dr. Phil: "GHOSTBUSTERS!"

# Ghostbusters come out onto the set #

Edward: "Yay! The Ghostbusters are here!"

Ghostbuster 1: "So, where's the ghost?"

Ghostbuster 2: "I sense an aura, an evil aura."

Ghostbuster 3: "Shut-up Frank."

Ghostbuster 2: "I prefer to be called Dorothy."

Edward: "And I thought I had problems." O.O

Dr. Phil: "I actuallly need you to take care of a pedophile who has a gay crush on our guest."

Ghostbuster 1: "What's her name little girl?"

Edward: "I'm a guy ... And I'm not short so don't call me 'Little'!"

Ghostbuster 2: "The evil aura is getting stronger!"

Ghostbuster 3: "Shut-up Frank."

Ghostbuster 2: "My new name is Dorothy!"

Ghostbuster 1: "Where's the ped?"

Roy: "Hi Edward." # Waves al flirty - like #

Edward: # Points at Roy #

# Ghostbuster vacoom Roy up into their ghost catching machine #

Ghostbusters: "And once again, the day, is saved. Thanks to ... The PowerPuff Girls!"

Al: # Stands up and claps #

Ghostbuster 2: "OMG! It's Mojo Jojo! ... Don't worry people of the audience! I'll save you!"

Ghostbuster 1: "Bubbles! Don't be a hero!"

Ghostbuster 2: "For the last time! My name is Dorothy!"

# Ghostbuster 2 vacooms Al into the ghost catching machine #

Roy: "Hi Al." # Waves all flirty - like #

Al: "OMG! Lemme Out!"

Dr. Phil: "I guess that's our show! Ed's pedophile-free and I'm really three ducks in a man costume. Good night everyone!"