So, every since I read Twilight, a LONG time ago, I've always wondered what Halloween was like at their house.

Sorry readers, but this is without Reneesme. I just couldn't find a way to include her into the story.

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Chapter 1

"So," I said. "What are we going to do tonight?"

It was Halloween and it was my first year being a vampire. I was especially excited to find out how you celebrate Halloween "Cullen Style."

"Well," Edward said. "Every year we do something different."

"Really? What have you done before?"

"We always dress up. No one usually comes to our house, but sometimes there is that one brave soul. The last time someone came trick or treating at our house, Emmett scared him away big time, and the person has never spoken to us again."

"No way! Who was the person?" I asked, while uncontrollably giggling.

"It was a year after we were married, and apparently Mike still held a grudge. We were up in Alaska, but apparently there was a lot of fun going on here."

I laughed even harder. Of course Mike would be the best person to prank. "What did Emmett do?"

"Maybe he should tell you."

Not five seconds later, Emmett was in the room with us, sharing his story.

"Well," he told me, "every year I get ready to pull a trick on someone just in case they come. We'd never had anyone over so my ideas just kept building up and becoming more elaborate. So, I was all set for someone to come over. That year, I had gotten Jasper to help me. He was laying on the porch, looking like he was dead. It was, actually, not too hard for him to do. We covered him in blood and made it look like he had just been run over.

"When Mike drove up to our house, instead of walked, Jasper used his vampire speed and laid in front of his car. Mike who, was of course mortified, jumped out and, seeing that he had hit Jasper, ran to the house for help, asking for Carlisle. I got to him before he made it to the house, though. I was dressed in all black and ran in vampire speed around and around him so that he couldn't see me.

"I started saying things like, "Oh Mike, how could you do this?" and "You will be damned for the rest of your life!"

"Of course he freaks out. But then, little did I know, Alice had seen what was going too happen and decided to join me along with Rose. We started talking to him and acting like ghosts. We actually said some pretty scary things to him.

"Anyway, the best part of the night was when he got so scared he peed in his pants and started crying. By the time he made it to the door and to Carlisle, his face was all wet, his pants were soaked, and he was hyperventilating.

"Carlisle ran at human speed with him down the driveway to his car. But, when they got there, we had already cleaned everything up and it looked like Mike was just making things up. The look on his face was priceless.

"He still doesn't know it was a prank. He thought it was himself seeing things, but since it happened in our driveway, he will not talk to us ever again, even though Esme gave him three bags of candy for attempting to be a trick or treater. She also felt sorry for him.

"And that was my first, and best, Halloween trick," Emmett finished, proudly.

"Wow. What a story!" I said.

"Tell me about it," Edward replied. "I was just told he did a trick on someone, I never got all the juicy details. That was amazing! I wish I could have been part of it!"

"I know! Me too!" I exclaimed. "A prank on Mike. How much better does a Halloween get?"

"I guess we'll find out today!" Edward told me.

I suddenly had an idea. A wonderful idea. It was perfect!

"Edward, Rose, Emmett, Bella!! Get down here, now!" Alice yelled.

We all made our way down to the family room of our house. An excited Alice was jumping up and down. Jasper was trying his best to hold her down. I, again, wondered how he dealt with her strong emotions. "Sit down sit down!!" she told us.

"Bella has an amazing idea that we are absolutely doing!"

Everyone looked at me. "I didn't know you had an idea, Bella," Edward said tightening his arms around me.

"Well, I had just thought of it but was immediately called down here by Alice."

"Sorry," Alice mouthed in my direction. She still didn't have control over her excitement.

"Well, tell us what it is!" Emmett said.

"I thought that, since it's been about twenty five years since we lived in Forks, I thought that we could go and prank Mike Jr. He won't know who we are, and we just have to stay out of the way of anyone we know."

"I've already seen it!" Alice said. "And we make it there and back perfectly."

"Oh it's on!" Emmett said.

We spent the rest of the morning planning what we were going to do. We had it all sorted out. I ran upstairs to get dressed. I put on a cute witch's costume. It was very short and all black. All along the bottom was purple fluff. I put on a hat to go with it that was, also, lined in purple.

I did my makeup really quickly, only putting heavy eyeliner on.

I had to admit that I would never in a million years wear this outfit, but since we were going to a whole different place where no one would see us, I decided it would be fine.

Edward came in, then, to get ready. He saw me and froze. "That bad, huh?" I asked.

He looked like a statue coming back to life. "No. Not at all." He put his arms around me and kissed me. He then whispered in my ear, "You know, I've always been a little fond of witches."

"Oh really?" I asked.

"Definitely. I don't think a witch has ever looked this cute, though." He kissed me again.

"Hey! Get ready in there! We're going to be late!!" I heard Emmett yell.

Edward got ready super quickly. He was, naturally, a vampire, or what people think vampires are. None of that fake blood, though. I laughed when he opened his mouth and I saw fake fangs attached to his teeth.

"That totally completes the look!" I said.

"I agree!"

We walked downstairs, hand in hand. I laughed when I saw what everyone else was dressed up as.

Emmett was, naturally, something scary. He had a lot of fake blood running from his shoulder and huge black and gray circles all around his eyes. His face was all white with a gray tone. He had heavy eyeliner on and torn clothes.

"What are you supposed to be?" I asked him.

"I'm a dead person. People can make up their own idea of how I died."

"Of course something scary."

"Duh. It's the only time of the year that we actually get to scare people."

Rosalie was dressed up as a prom queen, an honor she never got to experience. It definitely suited her, though.

"Don't worry," she told us. "I've got a change of all black clothes with me for when we go tricking people."

"That's my girl!" Emmett said.

Alice was dressed up as a fairy. It definitely suited her, too. She wore a cute green dress and cute little clip on wings. She also had sparkles all over her face.

"I brought black clothes, too!" she said.

Jasper was a prince. No doubt it was Alice's idea. This was confirmed when he noticed all of us raising our eyebrows and staring.

"What? Alice made me! You know she always gets everything she wants!"

We all, except Alice, burst out laughing. This was going to be fun!

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So this story is going to be really short. It's just something I decided to do because I was bored and was, at the same time, thinking about Halloween.

Please check out my other story Eloquently Enamored. That is the story I really love. This one is just for fun and sillyness!

Please review for me and let me know if I should keep going or not!

:) goalicego