I did it. [Poster: Saucy Dirty Old Commander] (08/16 Wed 7:14:22 AM)
Yesterday, me, the homeless drunk from yesterday, and the sexy dirty Harrier whose message I received a couple days ago had a fun time way down in the lower stratum of NLA. Since our schedules were free for the next two days, I bought some drinks and side snacks to go with them at a grocery store and went with my erstwhile companions to somewhere no one was going to find us.
We then got drunk. Really drunk. That was when our dirty, filthy playtime began.
Stripping to nothing but our socks, we three dirty daddies licked each other's cocks until I decided it was time we used *that* - Ichijiku, an ancient potion from before we left Earth. It is my greatest treasure. I personally inserted the concoction into myself first, then the drunk's, then the Harrier's. After a while our rectums began to twitch, the delicious shit packing up at the exit, and our stomachs rumbled with filthy pleasure.
I started cleaning the old man's ass, savoring the taste of shit wherever my tongue went, and before I knew it, a huge burst of diarrhea came spilling out of his ass and covered my face in it. I started sharting uncontrollably as well. My face was absolutely covered forehead to chin in his shit!
Us three then took what shit we had into our hands and started rubbing eachother in it. Our faces, our chests, and our backs were all covered in filth. We even covered our dicks with it, having a gay old time sucking our poo-covered dicks and even added some piss into the mixture. It was a blast, I can't wait to have more fun like this.
We started trying new things to do, so I got the good idea of pissing in the drunkard's ass as a substitute for our enema. It felt so good, it was like I was going to going mad. I rammed the drunkard's shithole for god knows how long, while in my own ass shit and pee gurgled around and felt amazing for me. The Harrier also went and thrusted his cock into the drunkard's mouth, using his shit-covered dick to give him more of that filthy sauce. I jerked the shit-covered drunk off and came like I never came before. Oh, yeah.
We kept on going after that. I won't tell the whole thing, but to give some examples: I had the wonderful opportunity of sucking both the drunk and the Harrier's poopsicles at the same time. We also kept on rubbing shit on each other, and I came twice after that. God help me, I want to do this all over again.
It's rare that I have such opportunities like this, getting shit-plastered with lots of sexy filthy men like this, considering the nature of my work. If anyone wants to play with a dirty daddy like me, come on and join in our filthy funtime. Let's get covered in shit.
I'm in the administrative district, usually hiding in the fences beside BLADE tower. The drunkard likes getting hammered in his piss-smelling hole besides the diner. I don't know where the Harrier is, but you'll know when you see him - buzz cut, very large. If anyone wants to get shit-covered like us, come on and give an message.
Let's dress up as construction workers and bathe in our shit.