"And why, pray tell, do I need this...?" Halt asked.
"Because you need it!" Came the answer.
Silence.
More silence.
Will was seriously getting worried.
"So, where exactly did you get it...?" Halt asked.
"From 'Paws and Claws.' " Will said. "They have a no return policy." He continued.
Will was met with more silence. Halt's glare literally made Will stagger back. He bumped into the wall, hitting his head partially hard.
"Oww...!" Will said, rubbing he back of his head.
"Serves you right. Im surprised you don't have an arrow through you." Halt said grimly.
'It' chose that moment to prance up Halt like he was a tree and it curled up on Halt's head purring.
"Gahh!" Halt shouted. "Get that cat off of me!" He bellowed.
The cat payed no attention to Halt, seeing as the cat was very much like him. It sensed no danger would come to it from Halt. If anything, Halt's bellowing made the cat get even more comfertable on Halt's head.
Will couldn't help but fall over laughing. Halt practiacally had smoke coming out of his ears and the kitten was curled up and purring on his head. Long story short, pure laughter acsended onto Will. Unfortunately enough, he hit his shoulder pretty hard when he fell, the result going something like this;
"Halt, you should... See your face, right now! Ohh, my shoulder! It hurts but is is too funny not to laugh to! It's torture!" Will managed to say, holding his shoulder and doing a mixture of laughing and crying.
Halt meanwhile, had other problems to worry about. Like, oh, I don't know... THE CAT ON HIS HEAD!
"Get off me you stupid dumb beast! Ow, ow, ow, retract your claws, that's my head you're clawing!" Halt bellowed.
*Imma line break*
So, what do you think of chapter one? My computer has been confiscated due to certain things involving viruses, so Im basically planning and typing millions of fan fictions, then I'll post 'em all at once! Wooooo! So, on Monday-ish expect a bunch of fanfictions all at once!
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