There is a lot of *this stuff* in this dialogue. I put it in so you can better understand what's going on.
Leo: Hey guys, I've got a joke!
Piper: Oh no. *pretends to die*
Leo: Which demigod carries a "masculine accessory bag"? *makes air quotes*
Frazel: *smiles, hides smiles, looks away quickly*
Leo: Purse-y! *laughs*
Percy: *takes out Riptide* You are so dead. *steps forward*
Leo: Aah! Wait! It was just a joke! Don't take it Percy-nally!
Percy: *looks confused for a second* What?
Jason: *whispers* Run, Leo! While he's distracted!
Percy: Yaaaah! *moves in for the kill*
Annabeth: *hurriedly pulls Percy back* Stop it, Seaweed Brain! We've got better things to do.
Percy: We do?
Annabeth: *gets planning look in her eyes* Oh, yes. *grabs Percy*
Percabeth: *kiss*
Leo: Oh please, no! *covers eyes*
Percabeth: *still kissing*
Leo: Stop it, I beg you! *runs away*
Piper: Okay, guys. You can stop now.
Percabeth: *shakes head, still kissing*
Piper: Seriously?
Jason: Well, we can't let a romantic moment like this go to waste. *kisses Piper*
Frank: *hesitates, then kisses Hazel*
Leo: *watches from a long way off*
Leo: *sighs and looks up at a shooting star*
Leo: Don't worry, Calypso. I'll find you.
Caleo shippers: *cry*
This is an example of how the other demigods are sometimes unfair to Leo and leave him out because they don't realize the pain and heartsickness he's hiding. It also shows that Leo almost has two personalities: The awesome, funny McSchizzle, and the sweet, loving friend, and both of these combined make the Leo we love.
Leave a review if you liked this, and please re-read it in a whole new light.
