It was another day in Heartland City. Yuma Tsukomo, the young duelist who aspires to be the bset but with no skill in dueling, was on his way home after defeating another person who possessed a numbers card. "Amazing Astral!" Yuma cried, showing enthusiasm about his newwest card, "Did you get any more of your memory back?" Yuma quizzed. "A bit, but I don't want to talk about it." They got home quickly, but it was late. Yuma sneaked upstairs as to not awaken his granny and sister. He switches on the TV. Astral is watching, gazing at the bright box that sits in front of him. "Astral I'm going to bed, good night." "Good night Yuma."
A few minutes later, the TV switched channels. It was now Sky Channel 907 on Red Hot TV's 10 minute preview. "What are these humans doing to each other?" Astral quizzed. For 10 minutes he gazed as these humans did some softcore stuff or something. Then popped up the really annoying thing where you have to pay to watch the good stuff, and even then it's already on the internet. Astral woke up Yuma. "Yuma, yuma!" Yuma woke up, all dazed. He was having an amazing dream about dueling and beating the infamous Seto Kaiba whilst eating his duel snack
"What is it Astral?" Yuma slurred, his eyes barely open. "Yuma, what are these humans doing to each other?" quizzed Astral. "Huh? They're having sex." "Sex, what is sex?" Astral now being extremely confused. "Look I'll sure you" Yuma said with an enthusiastic tone. He pulled out a box in his room, hidden beneath the depths of the clothes and dueling magazines. "This is my personal hentai collection! This is the Dark Magician girl."
"She isn't wearing many clothes" said Astral. His voice clearly showing a sign of confusion. "That's the whole point of hentai!" Yuma proudly shouted. Yuma went back to bed and Astral picked up one of these hentai's. "I wish that I could have a body so I could be with Yuma." SUDDENLY, OUT OF FUCKEN NOWHERE DARK MAGICIAN GIRL POPPED OUT AND GRANTED HIM HIS WISH. IT WAS LIKE PINNOCHIO ALL OVER AGAIN. SUDDENLY ASTRAL WAS A REAL BOY OR WHATEVER HE IS.
Astral then woke Yuma up. "What is it Astr- NANIIII?" Yuma exclaimed. Astral was now real, and naked. Astral then tied up Yuma with his hammock. "Tonight Yuma, I will observe how this body works." Astral then forcibly removed Yuma's boxer shorts, revealing a great beast lurking beneath. Astral then experienced a feeling he never did feel before, and then destroyed Yuma.
"KATTOBINGU NO ORRREEEEEEE" exclaimed Yuma. He came. Astral did too, but he shouted something like "YUMA IKOUSE" or something Japanese like that. It was the defining moment of the passionate night between Astral and Yuma.
"Observation #20: Sex with Yuma is great."