A/N: OK. So this came from two sources: One, a completely hilarious (sp?) thread on IMDB about what happened to the Seinfeld characters during the movie (Whoever started that thread, giving credit to you now). And two, because I've pretty much gotten back into watching it again. I'm even watching 'The Soup Nazi' while typing this :) As usual, I don't own any of the characters, they belong to whoever created them. I'm also unsure of whether to continue this or just leave it a one-shot.
'That was brutal!' George Costanza said to his friends, Jerry Seinfeld, Elaine Benes and Cosmo Kramer, as they entered Monk's Café for the first time in several months, they had been arrested and thrown in jail for just breaking 'The Good Samaritan Law'.
'I still can't believe we were in jail,' Elaine said, tapping her fingers on the counter.
'Well, I still don't believe why you all didn't that big splash last month, who knows when that could come into play?' Kramer said.
'Why are you making such a big deal over that?' George asked annoyed.
'Who knows, let's just get sit down,' Jerry insisted. The group sat down at their old, regular table and a cute, red-headed waitress walked to them.
'Hi! I'm Shelley and I'm so glad you're here tonight! Mainly because I'm missing my cousin Rob's going-away party to work here tonight…I need the extra money,' the perky waitress said, walking away. She eyed the group one more time before entering the kitchen.
'Did you see that?! She totally gave me the eye!' George exclaimed.
'She didn't give you 'the eye' George,' Elaine said.
'Well she could've given any of us the eye, there's a twenty-five percent it could've George, but there's a seventy-five percent chance it could've been the rest of us,' Jerry explained. Shelley returned and grabbed a pen and drew a line on her notepad.
'So what it'll be folks?' Shelley asked.
'We'll take our regulars,' Kramer said.
'I only started this job a week ago, I wouldn't know your regulars Mister,' Shelley said.
'Well, I'd be more then happy to let you know Shelley,' George said; winking at Shelley.
'Excuse me Mister, but why did you just wink at me?' Shelley asked aghast.
'Wink? What are you talking about?'
'You just winked at me a moment ago,'
'Oh that? Yeah…I just got a piece of fruit stuck in my eye before coming here,'
'Which fruit exactly?'
'…Lemon?'
'Very funny Mister, but I want to get your orders now,' Shelley said, obviously irritated. Suddenly, a loud rumbling came. The restaurant started to shake.
'What's going on?' Elaine asked. The rumbling got stronger and the power went off.
'We need to get out of here!' George shouted. The group quickly gathered their stuff and ran out.
'Wait! What about Shelley?' Kramer said as the rumblings continued to grow.
'We can't go back for some waitress!' Jerry shouted.
'I can't hear what you're talking about!' Elaine shouted.
'I'll help Kramer!' George said, he and Kramer charged back into Monk's to rescue the waitress from possible death.
'What are they going back in there for?' Elaine asked Jerry.
'They want to bring that Shelley girl with us when we get out of here,' Jerry explained, just as Kramer and George came out of the restaurant with the young woman in tow.
'Thank you so much for having your friends save me Jerry!' Shelley shouted.
'It's no problem, but we need to get out of here!' Jerry demanded.
'Wait…it stopped…the rumbling stopped,' Elaine said.
'What was that?' George asked.
'Maybe it was a tremor?' Kramer suggested.
'A tremor in Manhattan? Who's ever heard of that?' Jerry asked.
'Maybe an earthquake?' Elaine also suggested.
'Yeah, I did hear that New York was one of the most geographically altered states or something like that, maybe this was Mother Nature's way of telling us "Screw You!"?' Shelley said.
'Whatever, earthquake, tremor, it's all the same thing! Let's just find cover somewhere,' Jerry said.
'Let's go to my parents' house, they probably don't even know what's going on!' George suggested, the others nodded and began to run towards the home of Frank and Estelle Costanza.