This is a Hitsukarin one-shot. Don't worry I'm still writing Holding On, but this story just popped into my head and I couldn't resist telling it.

Disclaimer: I don't own bleach.

Toushirou's thought

Hyroinmaru's thought


Helpful Captains

"…so is everyone clear on the reason why we can't have chairs in here?" asked Yamamoto.

"Hai" responded the captains.

"Good then, dismissed" ordered Yamamoto. Toushirou sighed; he still had mountains of paperwork he had to do. He was beginning to walk out until Juushirou noticed that he dropped something.

"Ah! Hitsugaya-kun, wait!" called Ukitake as he picked what seemed to be a little box. Toushirou turned around at the sound of his name being called and once he saw what Ukitake was holding, his eyes went to the size of dinner plates.

Shit! Thought Toushirou.

Well, they were going to find out sooner or later replied Hyorinmaru.

Yes, but I was hoping it be later thought Toushirou.

"Um, Hitsugaya-kun… is this an engagement ring?" questioned Ukitake.

"EH?!" shouted all the captains except for Yamamoto, Byakuya, and Kenpachi.

"No way! You're going to pop the question on Karin-chan?" asked the shocked Soifon a she looked at the ring before it was snatched out of her hands by Toushirou.

"When? Where?" asked Shunsui, excitedly.

"I'm not telling you" said Toushirou stubbornly as he put the box back into his uniform pocket.

"Well it doesn't really matter because whether you're in the human world or here, I'll still see it" said Kurotsuchi. Everyone knew that he had cameras everywhere, which is why no one gets on the Kurotsuchi's bad side. They do not want there most embarrassing moments broadcast to all soul society.

"Fine, but not a single word about this leaves this room, understood?" commanded Toushirou. Everyone looked toward Kyoraku.

"Fine, understood" sighed Shunsui.

"Oh, I bet the wedding is going to be amazing. Can I be the best man?" asked Ukitake eagerly.

"Uh…" was all Toushirou said before Ichigo jumped in.

"Of course not, it's like a rule that say the future brother-in-law has to be the best man at the wedding" said Ichigo.

"I wasn't the best man at your wedding" retorted Byakuya.

"That's because you were the one giving Rukia away" replied Ichigo.

"Wait, wait, wait….. Do I get to plan the bachelor party? Because if I do I'm going to make it as wild as possible" said Shunsui, smirking at his vision of the bachelor party.

"Hold on a second, what if Karin says no?" said Toushirou. The room went silent.

The room was then filled with "tch's" and "puh-lease's".

"Don't worry, Toushirou, you and my sister have been dating for four years. Trust me, if she wanted to leave you she would have done it by now" said Ichigo slapping, Toushirou on the back.

"That didn't make me feel any better"


Well that's what I wanted to show you guys, I hope you enjoyed it. Please review.