Summary: After the Trojan War the gods of Mount Olympus are bored…Again. So what happens when two mortals stumble upon an old lyre of Apollo's, a snapped-in-half bow of Cupid's, and an arrow, a broken lightning bolt of Zeus's, and golden armor made by Hephaestus himself, with a sword to match? Pure fun (for both mortal and Olympian!)

"Athena…"

"What, Aphrodite?"

"I'm bored!"

Athena sighed and put down her miniature loom. "Aren't we all?"

"Hello Athena. Aphrodite," Ares said, conjuring a chair for him in between the two goddesses.

"Hi. Ares, aren't you bored?" Aphrodite asked.

"Yeah, I suppose. But I've got a plan!"

"Not another war…" Athena groaned. She may have been the goddess of war, but that didn't mean she had to like it.

"No, not another war. Well, it may start a war, but…Whatever. It'd be fun."

Athena covered her face with her hand, and mumbled in between her fingers,

"I'm scared of what your definition of fun is."

"How about we go into Hephaestus's junkyard and take out a bunch of stuff, then lay it somewhere random where we know the mortals will find it?" Ares proposed, excited.

"Don't you think that'd be rather, oh, I don't know, dangerous?"

"Who said fun had to be safe?"

"Well I'm in!" Aphrodite said.

"All right!" Ares replied, giving her a high-five. Athena rolled her eyes and continued on making another tapestry on her loom.

"Now we just need one more person…" Ares hinted, battering his dark eyelashes at Athena.

"Nope."

"Someone strong and brave…"

"Nope."

"…but beautiful and wise…"

"Still no."

"…someone who can do anything she pleased, being Master Zeus's favorite child…"

"Ares, for the last bloody time, no!"

Ares pouted. "I'll give you a kiss."

"No."

"A sword?"

"I can always get Hephaestus to make one for me."

"A new temple?!"

Athena licked her lips. A new temple would be nice…Especially since her old Parthenon was old and neglected since the Trojan War had gone on for so long.

"I'll do it if… If you repair my Parthenon in Athens."

"Deal!" Ares said, taking her hand and shaking it. The smirk on his face couldn't get any wider.

"Okay, so, this is what we do…"

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A/N: Hello! I decided to give Namiku a break. And I love Greek Mythology! I shall post this in chapters (obviously, since it can't be done from where I stopped on this chapter) and I don't think I'll drop it…Maybe…Eh. Merry Christmas, Happy Hollow's Eve, have a nice New Years, and all that jazz.