Toastbusters
By Technomaru
Chapter 1: "Who ya gonna call?"
Note: I do not own Chowder nor "Ghostbusters", Cartoon Network and Sony owns those properies.
I got the idea from my two month diet of no bread, the concept of a horror story involving a haunted bakery, and a idea of a parody of Ghostbusters... with food! Also 2009 marks the year of the 25th anniversary of "Ghostbusters" and I'm referring to the one Columbia Pictures did and not the Filmation one.
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It was a nice and usual day in the city of Marzipan City. However all that's about to change just by one report of something strange in the neighborhood.
Pate and Cerviche were about to grab some grabble flarts from their kitchen, but then Pate notices something weird... and it isn't good! It was a slimey green onionheaded ghost eating their supply of Thrice Cream. Pate and Cerviche screamed in horror at this apparition so they decided to call a "master chef" who would know how to deal with this sort of thing.
At Mung Daahl's catering business, Mung got the phone while Truffles practices Mahjong with Schnitzel. Mung then speaks to the phone, "Hello, Mung Daahl speaking, Hello Pate... Huh? What do you mean your onions turned green and started some supernatural bull-pucky? I don't believe in th... huh what's that? You think I'm a master chef and I can deal with a case of onions gone REALLY BAD? Well you bet your sweet bippy we'll come down there and eliminate that rotton apparition! Ok but before we get there, get out of the kitchen! You don't know where that thing's been. Ok... bye!"
Schnitzel and Truffles run to Mung and Truffles asks, "Honey, who was on the phone and what's this about bad onions?" Mung replies, "Well Truffles looks like I will have to use my experimental microwave wands for a experimental use... I mean Pate thinks only a master chef can deal with a menace like that so I have my reputation to keep."
Mung then shouts out, "CHOWDER! Umm Truffles where is the lad at anyway?" Truffles then says to Mung, "Oh he was out to get some grubble gum and I hope he shares some with me or else I'll be more frightening than the thing Pate mentioned." Chowder shows up eating Stay Puft brand marshmallows. Everyone looks at him and Chowder just says, "What? I didn't have enough for grubble gum... wanna marshmallow?"
Mung then says, "Nevermind that, anyway Chowder my boy, you will be part of cooking history as apparently... some food has gone really bad and is reduced into a supernatural entity and now we will be testing out some experimental equiptment so we can deal with that entity... if we catch him we're heroes and might start a business dealing with such monsters." Chowder asks, "And if we're unable to catch it?" Mung answers, "Then you can call me a jacka..."
"RADDA! RADDA! RADDA!" Shouted a rather impatient Shnitzel only for Mung to says, "Well you're coming too Shnitzel... besides I made three Proton Microwave packs, and so it's up to use to test them out, it comes with microwave wands for blasting and this toaster shaped apparatis is used to catch the creature and I hope it works!"
Chowder gets into them and puts one on and says, "I look like some kind of astronaut!" Mung then rolls his eyes and says to Chowder, "Riiight... anyway let's suit up with the protective suits I was saving for the next time we made Froggy apple crumple thumpkins. So they suit up and ran outside and they see Mung's snail-car except it's not painted as a ambulence. Chowder asks Mung, "Mung, why is the car painted like a ambulence?" Mung replies, "I was going to paint it black but it wouldn't look good if we went out at night... also boy this is a emergency! Lets bust that toast... I mean onion... hey that's it! If we did start a business we should call ourselves "The Toastbusters"!"
So they went to the snail-ambulence or whatever and they drove to Pate and Cerviche's place. Schnitzel, Chowder and Mung enter the place and Pate goes up to them and says to them, "Thank goodness you're here! That horrid creature is in the deep hallways in to studio and watch out, he's quite a foul beast!"
Chowder tugs on Mung's pants and says, "But Mung I'm scared of that toast...ghost... or whatever it is." Mung then tells Chowder, "Chowder there will be a time in your life that there will be something strange in the neighborhood and when there's something weird and it isn't good... and this is the time, also we're toastbusters, we ain't afraid of no toasts! We have to be brave like rocks!" Chowder replies, "Like Schnitzel?" Mung adds, "Exactly, just like rocks!" Chowder then looks brave and shouts, "RADDA RADDA!" as he runs in the hallway. Schnitzel just frowns at what he just saw.
Mung and Chowder run through the hallway and then Mung points out on his device, "Chowder, my Psycho Kinetic Food Meter (PKE Meter) just traced a signal and it's coming... RIGHT THERE!" Mung and Chowder then see the slimey green onionheaded ghost eating a bag of Stay Puft brand marshmallows then Chowder suddenly tries to blast it with his microwave proton pack without thinking and it scares the creature away.
Meanwhile, Shnitzel was in another room, feeling a tad scared he started walking backwards and then bumps into the ghost. Kiwi, a pink furry stop-motion monster then says to Shnitzel, "Shnitzel... look out!" Shnitzel turns around and shouts, "RADDA!"
Mung theN pulls out his walkie-talkie... a can with strings attached to it, he asks Shnitzel, "Shnitzel, the creature escaped... is it there with you? Oh good... what? It's flying towards you? Shnitzel, get away.... SHNITZEL!!! Then Mung and Chowder run to see Shnitzel on the floor, covered in green slime. Mung asks, "Shnitzel, what happened?" Shnitzel then says and translation provided, "Radda Radda Radda! (Translation: He slimed me!)
Mung helps Shnitzel get up and while Shnitzel wipes off the slime, Mung gets another reading from his PKFE meter and they see the creature in the ballroom. Mung then says to his two comrades, "Ok, we need bait for the creature to be distracted long enough and then we zap and trap him. Shnitzel then moves forward and shouts at the creature, "RADDA! RADDA! RADDA!" Then blows raspberries at it.
The green onionheaded ghost was about to fly towards Schnitzel again but then Mung blased it with his Microwave proton pack and Chowder managed to zap it as well. Mung then says, "Oh and one more thing Chowder, don't cross the streams!" Chowder asks why and Mung replies, "It's a very bad thing... it's like imagining all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light." Chowder replies, "Yeah I felt that way when Toonami got cancelled!"
Mung then shouts, "Ok Schnitzel... deliver the trap!" Schnitzel then shouts, "RADDA RADDA!" As he activated and slides a toaster like device that so happens to emit a light that sucks the green onionheaded ghost into it, closing the trap and flashing a signal light that shows that the trap worked.
Chowder pokes the trap and gets a bit shocked by it. Mung then says to Chowder, "Well it is a prototype trap but still... WE ACTUALLY CAUGHT ONE! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS CHOWDER?" Chowder then asks, "What does it mean?" Mung then says, "That means Lady Endive can su..." Schnitzel then interrupts Mung by shouting, "RADDA RADDA!" Mung then sheepishly says, "Oh right, I forgot this is a K rated fanfic but still!"
Kiwi then appears and says, "Great job Toastbusters! I knew you can do it!"
Then Pate and Cerviche are about to open the door to the kitchen and Schnitzel shouts while holding the trap, "RADDA RADDA RADDA RADDA RADDA RADDA!" (Translation: we came, we saw, we kicked his radda!") Pate then asks, "You caught that horrid creature? Is there more of them?" Mung answers, "According to my PKFE Meter, there was only one of these and belive me, they are nasty!"
Pate then says, "Oh thank you, I shall pay you and if you start a paranormal exterminating business I shall write a theme song for you guys!
Mung then replies, "Actually we have our own theme song..."
All: We're the Toastbusters!
Chowder: I'm Chowder, he's Shnitzel,
Mung: And I'm Mung!
All: We're the Toastbusters! We're clever, couragous and Strong!"
Cerviche covers her ears and Pate comments, "No, too 70's!"
Then Mung Daahl, Schnitzel, and Chowder get into a huddle and yell, "Let's go, Ghooooostbusters!" as they jump high into the air and do a high five to each other.
Pate was shocked and shouts, "OH NO... NOT THAT EITHER! Just use my song..."
Soon Mung not only has a catering service but a paranormal food exterminators business complete with it's theme song...
"If there's something strange
in your refridgerator
Who ya gonna call?
TOASTBUSTERS
If it smells weird
and it don't look good
Who ya gonna call?
RADDA RADDA!
I ain't afraid of no toasts
I ain't afraid of no roasts
If the Beetle Juice
runs amok
Who can ya call?
TOASTBUSTERS!
The cottage cheese
turns real bad
Who ya gonna call?
TOASTBUSTERS!
I ain't afraid of no roasts
I ain't afraid of no toasts
Who ya gonna call?
RADDA RADDA!
If ya all alone
pick up the phone
and call
TOASTBUSTERS!
I ain't afraid of no roasts
I here it hates the grills
I ain't afraid of no toast
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Who ya gonna call?
TOASTBUSTERS!"
NEXT CHAPTER: A monage of the exploits of the Toastbusters!