"How can this day get ANY worse?"
"Like you're one to talk; I'm the one who just had his flying bison get eaten by CELERY!"
"Both of you! The important thing is to remain-"
But it was too late. An enormous rampaging eggplant burst through the wall of their hiding place and swallowed Katara and Aang up in one enormous gulp. With their screams still ringing in his ears, Sokka fled.
"Momo, buddy, you and I are the only ones left and there's an entire marketplace of gigantic flesh-eating produce out there! We are so doomed!"
The lemur turned its head precisely one hundred and eighty degrees; its tennis ball-sized green eyes looked into Sokka's. And for a moment, it felt as if everything... everything would be okay. Then Momo opened his mouth.
"Cry me a river, bitch."