Disclaimer: Don't own them.
Humor(or at least it's suppose to be.)
A/N: First fic ever. Please go easy on me. No flamies! Flamies no like-y!
Title: "Unanswerable Question."
It was Saturday at Alice academy, 13 year old Natsume Hyuuga is seen under a shady tree. He was sipping soda, and drinking it slowly as if he was on a "Coke" commercial. He closed his eyes enjoying his solitude.
"NATSUMEEE!"
Crap!
"What do you want polka dots?" Mikan ran towards the flame wielder. "Hey Natsume, can I ask you a question?" she asked with a hopeful look, "No." he replied. "Oh, come on Natsume! I won't be able to sleep from wondering what this is and Hotaru won't help me!" she pleaded, Natsume ignored her hoping she'd give up, "pleeeeeeeeasssssssse!" The black cat sighed in frustration "If I answer your stupid question will you shut up?" she nodded. "Shoot." He let her begin taking another sip of his soda
. "What's masturbation?
You can see Natsume choking on his drink by now.
"Whacough WHAT?" maybe he heard her wrong. "what's masturbation?" she asked again "I uh…" he began to stutter "where did you hear that word anyway?", "Internet." She replied. Natsume groaned. What kind of websites is she going to? "Ne, Natsume can you tell me what it is?" ,"No!" he answered almost too immediately. "but you said you would answer my question!" she said "I lied!" he snapped back.
"Come on!
" "NO!"
"Just tell me!"
"No!"
"Is it a game?"
"No! Idiot."
"Is it fun?"
"No. well…"
"Can you just show me what it is?"
"NO!!!"
Mikan sighed in frustration. "You're not helping Natsume!", "Who says I want to help?" ,"NATSUME!" the top star sighed for the second time, "look Mikan, why don't you just ask someone older than us?" She thought for a moment, "I could ask Tsubasa senpai…"
"NO!" he protested. "Well you tell me!" She demanded, he groaned.
"Tell me!"
"No."
"Please."
"No."
"Why not?"
"Because, that's why!" Mikan grunted in disgust. "I don't have to take this." She mumbled walking away, "You're no fair Natsume!" Maybe Mr. Narumi can help her…
Natsume just sat there. He buried his face in his hands
. "For the love of GOD!!!"exasperated.
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Monday inside the classroom:
"What's wrong with him?" Natsume asked pointing at Mr. Narumi
The blonde looks like he hadn't slept for hours. "I don't know he's been like that all morning." Ruka replied petting his usagi, "he keeps mumbling about the internet poisoning children's minds."