I'm Having a Married Man's Baby: Pregnancy Blues Chapter 1: I'm Having a Married Man's Kid, a fairy tail fanfic

I'm Having a Married Man's Baby: Pregnancy Blues

MadamScorpio

Chapter 1: I'm Having a Married Man's Kid

Paging Dr. Jones, Paging Dr. Jones.

All nurses please report to the E.R. All Nurses please report to the E.R

'Is there like a mute button on that drab monotone voice speaker? God I can't get any sleep around here. I need my discharge papers and I am gone,' a 24 year blonde haired woman fumed to herself.

Paging Dr. Jones, Paging Dr. Jones please report to the Maternity Ward.

'Dr. Jones is probably banging one of his nurses, just give up lady,' the blonde mused to herself.

She had to find some type of entertainment.

Knock Knock

'Finally!'

"Come in," the woman called out to the visitor. Praying and crossing all ten fingers that it's the doctor with the discharge papers.

"Lucy Heartfilia?"

"The one and only, doc. Am I free to go?"

"Yes, we did some tests with your urine and blood. You have a slight iron deficiency due to your pregnancy. I have-"

"Whoa, whoa, preg-pregnant. I'm pregnant? Like carrying a child? Another human being growing inside of me. Me? Come on doctor. Today isn't April Fool's Day check your chart. Because I Lucy Heartfilia is part of the-oh my God I am pregnant."

"It takes time for young mothers to come to grasp with pregnancy. Yours was the funniest. As I was saying, I have prescribed some prenatal vitamins that will help with your deficiency. If you don't have a primary doctor that you want to deliver your baby. I have also included a list of Ob/Gyns that are accepting patients. I recommend Dr. Grandine Middleton, she is your standard at hospital type or Dr. Porlyusica Potter if you want an at home birth. A copy of all of this information will be in your discharge papers along with your prescription with the nurse at the front desk. I do personally suggest that you inform the father so he can be with you during this journey."

"I'm pregnant."

"That's right Ms. Heartfilia."

"So me passing out?"

"Was your body telling you that the changes that it's trying to go through, you was pushing yourself too hard."

"Fucking A, that fucking bastard didn't pull out. Industrial strength condom my ass. The Pull-Out master. Well he just got deranked," Lucy mocked the guy in question. " Thanks doctor. When can I leave?"

"Anytime you are ready to leave. Good luck to the both of you. If you have any questions please don't hesitate to call back up here to the hospital or contact those two doctors I told you about."

"Thanks."

:::

Cup of Joe Cafe-Two days later

"Where is this ass at? I have class in thirty minutes," Lucy mumbled and tapped the iron table. She was sitting outside in the mild winter air. The February frost had melted and it was bringing in the early spring sunshine. She didn't want to miss her baby's father so she waited with her now luke warm Chai latte and dry brownie.

She checked her cellphone again.

No missed text messages.

No missed calls.

He was probably standing her up.

Ring Ring

"Answer you worthless piece of-,"

"Hello?"

"Laxus?"

"Whose this?"

"Lucy?"

"Lucy? I don't think I know a Lucy. Sorry lady wrong number."

"Blondie."

"Blonde with the big tits. Yeah I remember you. What can I do for you?"

"I am going to ignore that for the good of this conversation. You was suppose to meet me at Cup of Joe. I had to tell you something."

"Oh that was you. I deleted that text message. Uhm, Blondie. I really can't talk right now. My wife, her sister, and my kids are coming, got this big luncheon. How about we meet up at our place tonight. Wear something sexy. Bye babe."

Click

"He-he has a wife and kids. Wow. He told me that he was single. Wow Lucy you sure can pick them huh," Lucy mumbled to herself.

Lucy gathered her trash and proceeded to throw her inedible food in the trash. She knew she was going to puke it up anyway.

:::

"Natsu! Are you here?"

"..."

"Natsu! You can't hide from me! I know you are here! Your wife is looking for you. You have to face her."

"..."

"Natsu I have Fireball Whiskey."

"Leave it at the stairs and leave."

The male voice followed the voice he was looking for and opened the closet door.

"Natsu? Why are you hiding in the closet?"

"I don't want to talk about it."

"I am your best friend since elementary and your half-brother. We have shared everything. Now spill. What is going on?"

"Lisanna wants a divorce from me and I don't want to give it to her. I figure that if I am not there then she can't divorce me right?"

"Did Dad throw you down the stairs when you was a baby?"

"I don't think so. Why do you ask?"

"I am not even going to chase that rabbit. Come out the closet and face your demons," his half brother half drag and pulled the grown man turned child from the hallway closet.

"Demons are scary! I don't want to die alone. I don't want my dick to fall off if I have to have sex with a prostitute because I'm desperate! I don't want to find a prostitute but come to find out it's really a guy! Then I would be more confused and think that I am attracted to guys. I need to sit down Gray."

"Natsu? What happened to you? Did Lisanna take your balls too?"

"Huh? I don't need riddles man. I need my wife back. We only been married for three years. We are suppose to be in the honeymoon stage still not standing in front of a judge fighting over stuff."

"True."

"You know she is going to want my money."

"Natsu that money is our dad's money. She can't have that. Once the ink dries she will forever and never be a Dragneel."

"Not all of it is Dad's money. I am number 17 on Forbes list. I need to get some air. I think I am going to go to the park and hopefully I will have a clear head. Because I think I am having another panic attack because it's hard to breathe."

"Natsu how can you have a panic attack sitting-breath man! In-Out-In-Out!"

"Hheheggg whhwhwwh HHhhhheeeegggg."

"Deep breathes. That's it, there you go bro. There you go."

"I think I can breathe now. I am about to go and get that air."

"Make sure you leave your stuff animal here. I don't think you will pick up chicks with your stuff blue cat," Gray said patting Natsu on the back.

"Happy comes with me everywhere! He is my family! He understands me! Aye sir," Natsu made his stuff cat talk.

Gray walked past Natsu down the stairs to the hall table to get a phone book out. He was flipping through the pages and found what he needed.

Natsu was slipping on his shoes and walked over to his half brother.

"What are you looking up? A pizza place? I want a meat lovers with extra jalapenos and those crushed peppers too."

"Nope not pizza. A mental asylum. I think I can get you committed and you can draw and color everyday. Wouldn't that be nice?" Gray asked while patting his younger brother on the head.

"Fuck you! I am not crazy. Right Happy. Aye Sir. See! Who's the best? Who's the best master of all time?" Natsu cooed and carried on an entire conversation with his stuff cat.

"You are proving my point sir."

"Its a joke! Laugh! Get that ice pick out your ass and laugh a bit! I still don't understand what Juvia finds attractive about you?"

"Maybe I don't talk through my stuff animal or wet my sheets until I was 15!"

"It was a wet dream! And that was one time! You promised you would never speak of that again! I'm outta here. Tell Dad that I am at the park. Here I will leave Happy in your care. He better be in one piece or Juvia is going to learn some secrets about you Gray Fullbuster Dragneel!"

"Whatever idiot. Don't get lost. Take your cellphone just in case we have to GPS find you."

"Again ass! That was one time and I was 8!"

"18."

"Last word! 8 bye"

"He is such a childish idiot. A special person is going to have to love him right, Happy?"

"Aye sir!"

"Natsu! Good grief! Act your age!"

He heard Natsu's laugh coming from the mail slot that was at the front door. He jogged away laughing to himself.

Walking in the cool air thinking. He was still at his parents house, hiding away from responsibilities. He had a nervous breakdown when he was in a trustee's board meeting and he decided, no was forced, to take some much needed R&R.

He use to be a hard nose,arrogant, get them by the balls, son of a bitch but these last few weeks he's been acting like a pre-teen. He knew he needed to get his shit together. He thought he was handling seeing his wife making love in their bedroom to her sister's husband.

When Laxus Dreyar came into the business meeting his world was spinning and he couldn't breathe. He blacked out and was in a hospital for two days. His wife wanted divorce papers because she felt they were in a loveless relationship. He thought they were good, better than good. Doing great.

:::

He made it to the entrance of the park and looked inside. He heard the laughter of children echo throughout even to where he was standing at. He always wanted to have a son heck even a daughter to spoil with all of his money. His prince or princess would always be the envy of every body.

Natsu started to walk a little slower really taking in the sights. He came to a bench, sat down ,and decided to listen to mother nature's natural call to him. He closed his eyes and took a deep breathe.

Until he heard the distinguishable sounds of a camera shutters next to him. He popped one eye open and he turned his head. Squatted down behind the bench he was at a blonde hair woman was snapping a picture of a butterfly on top of a flower. She then removed her sunglasses on top of her head when she saw children running and laughing being carefree.

Natsu eyed the woman from her side profile. She had on a tight red shirt on, blue jeans pants, a black blazer, red Toms and her hair was in a messy bun. He thought her hair down would make her even more attractive.

Lucy had come from her class after finding out it was canceled. She decided that she needed to relax and brought her camera to take some pictures to add to her professional portfolio for her job. She loved photographing models but being outdoors does something to a person. Seeing things in their natural habitat always interested her.

She saw a butterfly fluttering around a flower with snow still around the flower. It seemed out of season for the butterfly to be flying but she didn't care. She changed the filters and zoomed in to take the picture. Then she heard children's laughter. She assumed they was playing an intense game of tag.

Children.

She still hasn't told her roommate nor her father about her predicament. Now she finds herself interested in everything that dealt with children.

She then felt that eyes were on her. She turned around and the guy that was sleeping on the bench was awake. Seemed like he was checking her out. She became a little self-conscious. She then quickly snapped a picture that caught his attention. Lucy stood up from her squat position and began to move around enjoying the break from the cold rigid winter and her own responsibilities.

"Hey! Don't you need my permission to take my picture?" the male yelled behind her.

She stopped and turned around to face him.

"Excuse me? So you are free to eye fuck me but I can't take a lousy picture of my eye rapist?"

"Eye rapist? You was in my eye space, lady. So therefore I am the victim."

Lucy rolled her eyes , giggled, and shook her head.

"You must be a comedian. If it's such a problem. Give me your hand," Lucy grabbed a pen from her satchel and wrote her name and number so he could get a permission slip for him to sign.

"What's this for?" Natsu asked while the woman gave him her number.

"My information just in case you want that permission slip," Lucy said and walked away.

"Don't you want to know my name?"

"Sure what's your name?" she turned around and kept walking backwards.

"Natsu, Natsu Dragneel."

:::

Natsu stayed in the park for another hour before the winter air was telling him to go back home. He walked back and thought back to the blonde he met in the park. He didn't even intentionally flirt with her. He was just joking.

'But still, she was really pretty and she laughed at my lame ass joke.'

He opened the door to his parents' house and he was greeted with the heat from the central air. He walked past the steps to go to the living room where he heard the tv blaring. He went in and saw Gray looking at a show on the set.

Natsu sat next to Gray and looked at his hand again.

"How was the park?"

"Interesting."

"Elaborate just a little."

"I met a girl."

"Ok pedophile. That is still illegal."

Gray ducked from a couch pillow Natsu threw at him.

"A woman ass. A blonde actually. She is really pretty. She gave me her number."

"Seriously? What's her name?"

"Lucy, she laughed at my lame joke."

"Hold on Casanova. You are still a married man."

"Thanks Captain Obvious. I'm just surprise she gave it to me. It's probably a fake number."

"Well the only way to find out is to call it."

"Let me borrow your cell phone. I left mine at my house. I didn't want Lisanna tracking me here."

"Paranoid much?" Gray said while digging out his phone and handing it to Natsu.

Ring Ring

"Gray, it's ringing."

"Well that's half the battle, wait until she answers or the voicemail catches it."

Ring Ring

"Hello, Lucy Heartfilia, Shutter Love, how may I help you?"

Click

"What they hell you do that for?"

"I-I don't know. I think I am having another panic attack. I don't think I am ready to date again."

"Who said it's dating. You flirted and she caught the bait. Now reel her in and have some fun. Honestly Natsu, you are going to have to face your fears. You never know this Lucy maybe the one."

"Thanks Mom and your sappy fairy tale endings."

"I will like a thank you and a speech in my honor."

"Confident much?"

"If that girl can get your mind off of Lisanna and she laughed, plus gave you her number. She is a keeper. Call her back. Invite her to coffee or something. You need more female single companions."

"You are right. I'll call again."

Ring Ring

"It's ringing again."

"I know. How old are you?"

"16?"

"I would believe that Mr.30 year old."

"I am not-"

"Hello, Lucy Heartfilia, Shutter Love, how may I help you?"

"Hey Lucy, this is Natsu. I met you at the park. Sorry about that my cheek accidently hit the end button."

"Oh, hey Natsu, the comedian. No biggies. I thought it was this crappy service I got. What can I do for you?"

"Well you remember that permission form for using my picture?"

"Yeah?"

"Well I was wondering if you not busy we could meet up at this Lobster Bistro and I could give you permission to use my image anyway you want it. Tomorrow around lunch time say, 12:30?"

"Anyway I want it. Are you sure you want me to have all that power over your picture?"

"Well, it's not like you are a pornographic photographer. You was taking pictures of innocence, natural beauty."

"Sex in its right is natural beauty. I would love to continue this on the phone but I am sorta busy. But I would like to meet you at the Lobster Bistro with the permission form. Ok. See you later Natsu."

"Bye Lucy. I guess you can say it's a date."

A/N: My first Fairy Tail non crossover...eek!

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