((A/N: I started this a while ago, but I couldn't think of a good end bit. But it's like, 10:30pm and I just finished, so I'll post it tomorrow, which for you is today. Unless you're reading it later, which makes it yesterday…

And so yeah. This is a kratosxyuan fanfic. Meaning it's Yaoi/slash/gay. If you don't like any of that sort of thing, I recommend hitting the back button, or even the little x. It's not exactly plotful. I believe the term is PWP, or Plot? What Plot? Yes, It is a fluffy one shot I did when I was bored. In fact, it's a bit smutty. Like, suggestively smutty. There's an almost implied lemon at the end, I don't know if you can call it that or not. If you think it deserves an M rating I can change it. The ending SUCKS, but I was sleepy and I wanted to get it finished… Where is my disclaimer reading person?

Rom a.k.a. the disclaimer reading person: "Brandy Mallory does not own ToS, If she did the whole point of the story would be to bring Kratos and Yuan together and the world would NEVER get saved."

Enjoy! ))

'I can't believe they dragged me to the beach…' Kratos thought, his eyes closed under his dark sunglasses, 'Or that they got me into swim trunks…'

Kratos was lying on a beach towel trying his best to avoid the rest of the group, who were splashing in the ocean. Well except Raine, but we all know she has problems. He was wearing a nice fitting pair of swim shorts, his chest bare for the world to see.

Luckily it was a private beach, so he didn't have to deal with the screaming fangirls. And his half naked body would not be drooled over.

If only he had the common sense to run the second Lloyd suggested they, as in the whole Regeneration group, should get together for a beach party. Then he might still be fully dressed.

A cold glob of something slimy fell on his nose, jerking him out of his daydream and making him sit up quickly.

"What the?" He looked beside him at Yuan, who held a bottle of sunscreen, which he had been starting to pour on Kratos's face, "What are you doing?"

"Sunscreen moron," Yuan poured more onto Kratos's chest, "You don't want to turn into a lobster do you?" He smiled and muttered under his breath, "Even though I love sucking on lobsters…"

Kratos gave him a funny look, "What was that Yuan?"

He blushed, "Nothing." He started to work the sunscreen into Kratos's face, acting much like an overly protective mother.

Kratos pushed him away, leaving half his face normal and half covered in white sunscreen that Yuan had yet to rub in. "I do not burn Yuan."

"But why take the chance?" Yuan said happily, reaching over to work the rest in on his face.

Kratos let him, crossing his arms all pouty like. Then realizing there was still sunscreen on his chest, and now his arms.

Yuan moved his hands across Kratos's chest, working the sunscreen into the swordsman's skin, "So, you been working out?"

He glared at his half elf best friend, "I'm an angel Yuan."

"Sorry, just trying to make conversation."

"Hmm." Kratos said, even though it wasn't really a word, more of a sound you make with your mouth when you don't want to say anything, and let Yuan rub the sunscreen into his chest.

"Damn that feels good" He thought randomly, "Wait, hold up! I do not think Yuan's hands running across my chest are hot. It is just a friendly gesture. Yuan is NOT implying anything sexual. I'm not THAT lucky."

The aqua haired angel, much to Kratos' dismay, moved on to the auburns arms. And then to his legs, his ears, and his feet. Pretty much any visible patch of skin he covered in sunscreen. Kratos was starting to think his friend didn't want to stop touching him.

"Are you planning on caressing every bit of skin I have Yuan?" He asked jokingly.

Yuan looked down at his almost empty bottle of sunscreen, "I'm sure there'd be enough to cover the rest of you," He replied with a dirty smile.

"What are you implying, that I'm small?" Oh, dirty Kratos. Very dirty.

"You could prove me wrong," the half elf said blushing. Not you too Yuan! When will the dirtiness end?

"Fuck it." Kratos thought, taking a chance and reaching over to pull Yuan into a quick kiss. A quick kiss he rather liked. Hell, he enjoyed it so very much.

The half elf looked at him in shock for a second, then his face looked angry and he grabbed Kratos' arm, pulling him up of the beach and dragging him into an empty dressing stall.

"Crap, he's probably going to yell at me. But he's Yuan so he won't do it in public." Kratos thought sadly as Yuan locked the door.

He soon realized that this wasn't the case, as Yuan pushed him against the stall wall and quickly meshed him lips to the human's. Kratos groaned, wrapping his arms around Yuan's waist and pulling him even closer. The half elf pulled back, licking his lips playfully and reaching a hand down into the auburns shorts.

A knock on the door caused them both to jump, "Hey? Kratos? Yuan? Are you in there?" Came Lloyd's annoying, and very badly timed voice.

Kratos cleared his throat, "Yes son, we are."

"Why aren't you two on the beach?" Lloyd asked sounding confused.

Yuan looked at Kratos, who's hands where practically clutching his ass, and Kratos looked at Yuan, who hand his hands down the front of the human's swim trucks.

"We're putting on sunscreen!" They both said at the same time.

Lloyd shrugged, "Whatever." And walked away.

Yuan smiled and nipped at his friend's ear, "Now where were we?"

"I was about to prove you wrong, remember?" The auburn said with a smile.

Yuan moved his hand lower, moaning slightly, "Boy do you ever."

((I'm going to leave this Incomplete, incase I ever decide to write more. Which I might, you never know. I might even write out the lemon…-yawns- but for now I hoped you enjoyed. No flames please, I had all the proper warnings. Course if you want to say I'm a talent less freak with no clue how to write or spell I'll let you, because I never warned you about that.

I suddenly want to go to the beach now… Where'd I put that sunscreen? REVIEW PLEASE! I giggle happily every time I get one… ))