So I saw Age of Ultron with my brothers and I think that Ultron and Galvatron could be best friends, since they have this same hate for their creators and humans, and they even look alike XD (Needless to say, I've said Unicron instead of Ultron several times during the movie). So, this is a crack at the Avengers meeting the Autobots. Hope you guys enjoy x3

Tony threw the files down on the table, snagging the closest one before anyone else could grab it. He then passed out the others to everyone, having chosen each partner specifically. "So, these are the newest guys Fury wants us to drag into the Avengers' fold. Here's a file and that's your guy, or girl, whatever the case may be."

Bruce looked up at Tony, showing him the picture of the 'bot he had received. "Is this a joke, Tony?"

Tony looked at him. "I have no sense of humor that I know of. What is the supposed joke I have made?" He held his file over his mouth to cover his smirk.

"This is a green bot. Am I supposed to take from this that we'll be a perfect match?"

Tony showed his grin to the scientist. "What do you guys think of your matches?"

Thor showed him who he had. "And I got this one because he has a hammer?"

"Because he looks so...Thor-ish!" But Thor had really hit the nail on the head.

Steve sighed and set his folder down. "Tony, I'm surprised you didn't take this one, him being the leader and all."

"You have him because he's old fashioned."

"You mean, he's red, white, and blue?"

"Something like that."

Natasha set her file down and looked over at Tony. "Did you even read these files before you matched us up with them?"

"Why? Did you get a mech? That's what they call their boys, mechs and mechlings and mechies. I made that last one up, but you know how it goes."

"I got the only girl."

"Perfect match!"

"Says here she's infertile." She tapped the column where that bit of information was and she gave Tony a meaningful look, but Tony just shrugged. He completely missed that part.

"I honestly thought you guys would get your nails done and have girl talks, or whatever the heck you girls do..."

Clint folded his file and shrugged. "I'm pretty happy with my partner. Loves explosives, has a pretty mean attitude, defies his leader's orders...I'm liking this guy already."

"Mech! Can we please use their terms? They're really cool terms. By the way, you'd never guess what a spike is."

Steve shook his head. "Please, don't go any further."

"Why? Do you know what it is?"

"If you brought it up, it's probably something that shouldn't be shared."

Tony just stared at him, holding his file gingerly with his feet propped up on the glass conference table they were all seated around. "Rude. I am offended."

"Well, don't keep us in suspense, who did you choose for yourself?"

Tony got up and walked around the other Avengers. "Well, like the good guy that I am, I paired you guys up first, and decided to take whoever was left. I did that a couple times before I finally got who I could at least stand."

With that he dropped his file on the table and let everyone see.

"The mute?" Thor laughed. "I don't think you picked the right bot-partner, Tony. He is nothing like you."

Tony shrugged. "You'll see. We'll be great matches."

The team sighed and got up to leave at the same time. They had lunches to get back to.

"Oh, and just so you know, they call themselves the Autobots, and they've been protecting the world right under our noses. If Fury's impressed, we need to have them on our side."

Everyone made either a gesture of acknowledgment or a small yes, sure, or whatever as they left.

Tony smiled and looked down at the table. The good sign was that they had all taken their files, which meant they were slightly interested.

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Optimus passed around the files of the humans, sighing. Tony Stark had given him strict (and messy) instructions on who got who. "Bumblebee, here is Thor's...no, wait...Clint...no, no..." He squinted. "Tony's. You are Tony's partner. Arcee, you have Natasha. Wheeljack, here is Clint. Sorry about that. Watch your helm, Magnus. Here you go, Bulkhead, and Magnus, that is yours."

They flipped through the files, nodding a bit and setting their servos on the table.

"We can do this," Arcee said. She surprised everyone and they stared at her for a moment. "We have been nearly perfectly matched."

"Yeah, all of us, that is, except Bumblebee."

The mute made an angry chirring sound at Bulkhead.

Wheeljack shrugged. "I dunno about that, but I'm interested in giving this a go."

Optimus nodded in agreement. "But in order for us to work together, we must be careful of them. They are taking up residence in our base since it can accomodate all of us." He looked over at the medic. "And Ratchet has been taking extra special care to learn human remedies."

"Who's Ratchet's partner?" Bulkhead asked.

Optimus shook his helm. "There was not enough Avengers to go around, and I am sure Ratchet prefers it this way." He got up and watched everyone take their assigned file away.

He knew what the Avengers were getting into, and if they didn't, he had a lot of work ahead of them. The Decepticons were back, and they would stop at nothing to harm everyone in their way. The Autobots could not remove their focus from the Decepticons. They were deceptive. It was in the name, after all, and no one could negotiate with one. They had to finish what they had started billions and billions of galaxies away on their home planet.

Optimus sighed and looked down at his file. He touched the cover and flipped through its memorized pages just to do something with his servos. He vowed to protect their human partners with all his spark and with his very life if he had to. They were coming to their base in less than a week. Soon they would be their problem, their responsibilities. It was their job to keep them comfortable.

And to keep them alive.