Okay, so first story. It's a Pucca one, but is not about Pucca.

TobexGaru. This is a really different pairing, so please do not insult it or call it gross. Sorry I made Pucca seem like SUCH a bitch. Thanks! BTW, I like constructive reviews.

There he is, trying to act all tough with his faggy ninjutsu. That training is going nowhere.

Tobe glared Garu a vicious glare. Garu was obviously training for ninjutsu, and Tobe stayed quite as he sat in a bush, trying to pick up some of Garu's ninja moves.

"Garu! You're so dreamy. Train a bit more, for me. It's sooo hot!" Pucca pounced on Garu from the behind.

Garu rolled his eyes at Pucca, got up, and brushed himself off.

Bitch. Tobe looked at Pucca in disgust. What a nuisance, always bugging Garu. Poor guy, she takes out the man in him, and makes him look like such an idiot.

"Garu! You're such a man, getting pushed around by Pucca all day. Really, this is getting pathetic. I mean, it's cute when you were 12, but it's pathetic when your 14!"

And Tobe had to blurt out these words, when Pucca, was with Garu.

Oh shit. I forgot he had a bouncer.

Pucca teeth clenched together and made a fist at Tobe's face, and Tobe backed off, cussing and screaming like a girl.

"Right, who's the man now?" Garu smirked, he had won. I mean, Pucca was with him.

"Oh please, all she ever does is kiss you, and practically rape you. And I, get beat on by the hulk here!" Tobe crossed his arms. Beat that sucker.

Garu was flushing red, but was furious. She does not rape me! Isn't she my…girlfriend? No… she isn't…so I guess you could call it…

Garu twitched as he thought of the word rape, and how Pucca does always kiss him, pounce on him, and… rape him.

"Rape…me?" Garu raised an eyebrow to Tobe, to hide his quivering.

"I do NOT rape him!" Pucca's eyes slowly caught onto Garu's eyes and started to give him the puppy dog face. "Right, cuddly-bear?"

I hate that gushy face. "Uh…" Garu's face was blank.

"Exactly! See? He runs away from you, and you force him to kiss or snuggle. This, my friend, is the definition of raping."

Tobe felt like he'd just beaten up Garu. He tasted… accomplishment.

Neither Pucca nor Garu knew what to say.

But Pucca broke the silence.

"Where did you come from anyways? What are you doing near Garu? Hiding behind a bush? Ohohoh, I may be 'raping' him, but you're stalking him! "

"Nice try, Pucca. But we both know that I'm not stalking him. I'm reasoning with his fighting moves, and let's just say… finding a way to beat him once and for all."

Garu looked at Tobe and Pucca, who were babbling on about raping and stalking.

What a day. Starts off with Pucca 'raping' me, then, I find out I have a 'stalker', and now the both of them are fighting! Where the hell did I go wrong? Fucking shit.

"Won't both of you just leave me alone!?"Garu was panting from yelling over Tobe's and Pucca's voices.

"NO!" Tobe and Pucca shouted it at the same time.

They looked at each other and started glaring.

"Look, honey, he's my boyfriend, and I don't need no fag stealing him from me!" Pucca put her hands up on her hips.

Tobe glared. Typical bitch.

"I'm REALLY going to have time to fight with Garu when you're breathing down his neck every two seconds!" Tobe was looking at the ground. Was I supposed to say that?

Pucca just rolled her eyes, and looked at Garu. Garu's eyes were glued onto Tobe's, he was staring at him.

Garu felt Pucca's eyes on him, but didn't even glance at her. Why does he waste time, trying to defeat me in whatever shit he can think of? What the fuck did I even do to him to make him hate me so much? Does he get pleasure out of my sadness?

"Garu, let's go. Let's not waste any more time on him. Instead, let's go and eat noodles, to pay off on your ninjutsu today." Pucca gave Garu her best smile. Maybe a kiss from Garu could make up for her bad day with Tobe.

Thanks for even bothering to read. Next part will be up soon. By the way, if you're not patient in reading, this fanfic might not be the right one for you. 'Constructive' criticism, and reviews make my day. 