THE PIMP-PIMP
Disclaimer: I don't own pokemon, just the pimp-pimp!!!
Ash was out training the Ho-oh he finally caught, when he noticed a tough looking trainer watching him. "so, you caught the legendary fire bird huh? What if I told you I had something that can make it evolve?" said the trainer. He pulled out a expensive looking jacket and a fancy hat, and handed them to Ash. "Wow, thanks sir!" he shouted, with that dumb grin on his face.
He placed them on his pokemon, and it started glowing red. "Oh no! Ash cried. I gave the Ho-oh herpes!!" "No, its evolving!!!" The ho-oh stopped glowing, and Ash saw a ho-oh with a velvet hat and suit smoking a cigar. "Congratulations Ash!!! You now have a Pimp-pimp!!!
Lol, I know its stupid but it popped into my head!! Please review, im interested in what you might have to say!!