A/N : I wrote this between 2:27 and 4:36 in the morning. Please don't blame me for its suckyness. This one is dedicated to my good friend Ashley who is a major Tobi/Deidara fan. (Thanks to me)

Naughty boy Tobi!

"How did I end up like this?" Deidara complained to himself. He was blindfolded and tied to a bed, naked. Again. This was the second time in two nights. The night before his captor had forgotten to block the mouths on his hands so he was able t o chew threw his bindings and escape with most of his dignity in tact. Tonight, he was not so lucky.

"Hey Deidara – sempai!"

"Tobi?"

"Yes? Do you need help? Tobi help! Tobi help!"

"Yes. I need help. Someone tied me here. Can you be a good boy and untie me?"

"Tobi is a good boy. But Tobi will not untie Deidara – sempai!"

"What? Why?"

"Tobi was a naughty boy. He tied his Deidara – sempai to a bed naked for his own satisfaction. Tobi is sorry. But Tobi must be an even naughtier boy."

Deidara pulled hopelessly at the ropes around his wrists and ankles as the bed shifted with the weight of another person. A unfamiliar, but not that unpleasant weight was placed on his groin.

"Um. Tobi… what are you doing?"

Tobi's high, squeaky voice dropped to a low, sensual tone. "I'm being a very naughty boy."

Deidara shivered as he felt a hand run ghost – like touched down his body.

"Is Tobi a naughty boy?" Tobi whispered, grasping deidara's half hard member. Said blond boy gasped slightly.

"Tobi is a very naughty boy."

Tobi began running his hand up and down deidara's length slowly. Tobi noticed how tight his pants were becoming as he listened to sounds echoing from his prisoner's mouth. Deidara whimpered as Tobi moved from him to undid the bindings at his wrists and ankles before removing the blindfold.

"My turn." Deidara flexed his fingers once to get his circulation back then pushed Tobi backward and climbed on top of him. Said masked man was excited from the change in positions.

Deidara put one hand by Tobi's entrance and another on his chest. The saliva – slick muscled ejected from their caverns to explore the new landscape they were being offered. Tobi wriggled as the tongue in deidara's right hand pushed into his opening. The left was nibbling and licking all over Tobi's chest, leaving deep red marks. Deidara licked the tip of Tobi's member with his tongue. Making a shiver of pleasure run up Tobi's spine. Deidara took the head in his mouth and sucked hard. Tobi groaned.

"Tobi……good……boy?" he panted.

Deidara released Tobi in order to speak. "Tobi is a very good boy."

Tobi sat bolt upright causing Deidara to roll backwards onto his back. Tobi spread deidara's legs and sat between them.

"Tobi still wants to be a naughty boy. Tobi knows how!" he sat back on his heals and flipped Deidara onto his stomach.

"Oh no Tobi! If we do this I'm se…uhh…"Deidara broke off and moaned deeply when a single finger was shoved into him.

"Tobi. That hurts."

"Deidara must relax. Tobi does not want to hurt Deidara to much." He waited a moment to let Deidara relax and shoved in another finger. Deidara grunted. Tobi pushed hid fingers in deeper, searching for the place that he had 'learned' would make Deidara scream.

"Oh fuck Tobi! Do that again!" Deidara half moaned, half screamed.

Tobi smiled mentally. He scissored his fingers to stretch the ring of muscles and inserted in a third. He withdrew all three and Deidara pushed back, looking for the digits. Tobi reached over the side over the bed. His fingers wrapped around a small bottle the Itachi had given him when he had asked what sex was. Itachi had told him to put the liquid in this bottle on himself before putting himself inside his sempai. Tobi, being Tobi, fallowed the instructions. He coated himself with the substance before positioning himself at deidara's entrance.

"Are you ready Deidara – sempai?"

"Yes Tobi. Just do it already."

"Tobi must do as he is told." He thrust in one movement. He heard Deidara cry out in pain mixed with pleasure. Deidara felt tears prickle at the backs of his eyes as he was stretched farther then her thought possible. As the piercing pain gave way to a dull ach, he grunted.

"Move."

"Tobi must do as he is told. Tobi good boy." Tobi thrust slowly so Deidara could get used to the feeling. He angled his thrusts slightly in order to find deidara's prostate.

"Uhh. Do that again." Said blond groaned out. Found it.

Tobi struck the spot several times lightly. Deidara pushed back.

"Come on. Go faster." He moaned in frustration.

"Yes Deidara – sama."

Deidara's pleasure heightened when he heard the name role past his lover's lips. Tobi thrust harder in shallow movements. He felt his release building. He reached around Deidara's hip and grasped his member and pumped it in time with his thrusts.

"TOBI!" Deidara screamed as he came hard in Tobi's hand. The feeling of the deidara's muscles contracting around him was too much for Tobi to bare. He came hard in spasms, his seed abusing Deidara's prostate and making him cry out again. They collapsed in a pile of limbs, their sweat – slick bodies sticking together slightly.

"So is Tobi a good boy?" Tobi asked, back to his high – on – helium self.

"Tobi. You're a great boy." Deidara smiled weakly, bringing one hand up to rest on the side of Tobi's head.

Owari!

A/N: REVIEWS!! This is not only my first one shot but also my first yaoi fic. I have an idea for a second chapter but will only post it if I get enough reviews. flames are welcome. I will read them. I have no problem with flames. They are a necessary part of the writing process. I understand this sucks. As I re-read it, I realize that. But my friend asked me to post a Tobi/Deidara fic, so take it or leave it.