Immortally Annoying
I DO NOT OWN, NOR DID I WRITE THE TWILIGHT SAGA, SO YEP
This is Pre-Twilight.
I love Alice, but she can be a little irritating sometimes. She's not unbearable, but the fact that she is both immortal and annoying doesn't make unbearable out of the question for the future. So when she pranced up to me in that irksome way and stopped just to chat, I could feel an exasperating conversation was sure to ensue.
"Alice." I said, sitting on the couch staring out the window. "What do you want?"
"You know Edward, that would scare the heebie-jeebies out of most people." she said, referring to my knowledge of who was silently sneaking up on me from behind the couch.
"Well Alice," I said. "We are not most people. We are vampires."
"Really? OMG! How come nobody told me this?" Alice said in her petite yet irksome voice.
Her sarcasm was grating.
"Alice, why are you bothering me? Why don't you go race Rosalie? She's trying out the new Porsche."
"Because, even beating Rosalie in a high speed car chase doesn't bring me the satisfaction that annoying you does."
"Has anyone ever told you that you are infuriatingly, frustrating?"
"You know, Edward, you're so crabby, I don't think you've been getting enough sleep lately."
"Alice," I said in the tone I would use with a three year old. "Go away."
While she continued to stand there I grabbed a near-by pillow. Alice, of course, knowing what I was about to do, held up a single hand in the blink of an eye, and caught the pillow that otherwise, would of whizzed past her face.
"That was weak."
"Your pixie like presence makes me want to uselessly strangle you."
"Oh Edward, you know that you'd be completely lost without me around!"
And she gracefully pranced off to who knows where, leaving me to stare out the window once more.
Reviewing would make me a very happy vampire!
By the way, if your wondering what happened to the new Porsche, Rosalie wrecked it. (Emmet's a horrible backseat driver.)