As I may have mentioned, I am a huge fan of Kristin Chenoweth. My favorite TV show (that's still on the air) other than House is Glee. I was bored when watching The Rhodes Not Taken on my iPod and decided to write a sort of recall of the phenomenon of April returning to McKinley High from her POV. Just felt like it.
Well, I didn't make it. Once again, Broadway didn't accept me. "Too short!" they said, "You're voice is too high!" Ha! I'll show them. I only have one other choice if I don't get into another show.
You probably have no idea what I'm talkin' about. If you're wonderin', my name's April Rhodes, the most renowned performer of McKinley High… well… before I dropped out. Ya see, I have the best voice a soprano can have and I knew it. I had ambitions to be the greatest star on Broadway. I dropped out of school three credits before graduation, I was a senior. I hiked to Broadway. They rejected me for the same reasons as now.
I eventually took the wrong road, I became a drunk. I thought it would keep me from thinkin' about those insanely picky audition guys in NY by drowning myself away from the world.
I eventually returned to my hometown and became a squatter in a big fancy ol' place. That's when I was saved from loosin' everything I had left.
I made all the wrong choices, I hope the glee kids don't follow my path, not even Rachel who was tryin' to kick me out again, she kinda annoyed me in the bathroom that one time with that stupid lecture. Actually, she reminds me of myself in some ways, just less reckless.
I'm gettin' off track again, where were we? Oh yeah, I almost lost all I had left, but then Will Schuester helped me out of my pitiful pit. I really owe him one.
I am April Rhodes, and this isn't story. This is how I found my way back.
That was just the intro. Wait 'till ya see the next chapter!