Merry Christmas

Disclaimer: I don't own Treasure Planet since it blew up. My friends own themselves.

It was December 24 and the Benbow was packed, as usual. The ground outside was covered with a thick layer of white, and inside, Carina, Ziq and Red were singing loudly and without a care in the world while their friends Katrina and Inna watched them. It was Christmas Eve after all, they'd get punished tomorrow. Tonight, they'd sing.

"JINGLE BELLS,

BATMAN SMELLS,

ROBIN LAID AN EGG,

"THE BATMOBILE

LOST A WHEEL,

AND JOKER GOT AWAY,

"HEY!"

Yeah, that was Jim… yeah. Ziq put a purp in his ear.

"Jimbo! Sing with us, ne!"

"Sing, or another purp!"

"Fine then!"

And yet, another round of terribly off-key singing. And by terribly off-key, I mean terrible, off-key, and terribly off-key. And yet, it was amusing. The people… aliens… beings… stayed and put up with it. It was, after all, Christmas.

"School's out, Christmas break

Home for the holidays, meat loaf and fruitcake

Off to grandma's, it's so boring

Screaming kids, and Grandpa snoring

"My aunt Margaret's lost her mind,

Trippin' on a train set

Have another box of wine…

"It's gonna be a merry, merry, merry frickin' Christmas…

I must be on Santa Claus's sh!t list…

The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss,

Shoot me now, I'm sick of all my relatives…"

Red held up a sign that said "Kidding!"

"It's gonna be a merry, merry, merry frickin' Christmas…

I must be on Santa Claus's sh!t list…"

And they sang the night away… During which Ziq gave Red a Christmas hug, and They, Katrina, Carina, Inna, and Jim group bear hugged. Afterward, Ziq squished a pie on Jim. It missed, and hit Carina. She in turn threw a fruitcake (Haha, Mikashi!), and they started an all out foodfight. Ziq and Red hid behind a table, sniping dried fruit at anyone who came near, Carina throwing fruitcakes (pun.), Katrina flinging mashed potato, Inna getting hit with said mashed potato, and Jim being Ziq and Red's primary target.

Yeah. I'm okay if people flame, just remember, it's Christmas. If you wanna flame, do it on the 26th.