Sunlight streamed through the window, arousing Erica Cartman up from her sleep.
"Go away sun," she grumbled, rolling over and pulling the sheets over her head.
The sun, since it does not rhyme or reason, just ignored the young lass.
"Deeeed! The sun won't go awayyy!" Erica whined. She was sitting up in bed now, shielding her tired blue eyes from the rays of the evil sun.
"Well, Poopsykins it IS the first day of summer, that is the time where the sun shines a lot more than in winter time," Leonard, Erica's dad, said in his usual chipper tone.
"But it woke me up too early! It's only," Erica glanced over at her alarm clock, "One oh two pm!"
"Well, Daddy's going to go to the store, go have fun with your friends!" Mr Cartman exclaimed.
Erica groaned and climbed out of bed, she was already awake, she might as well get ready, and see what the day had to offer.
The first thing she did, once she got up, was pull out her pink RAZR flip phone, to call her frenemy Kylie.
"Hello?" Kylie answered the phone with a sigh.
"Hey Jew, I have a RAZR and you just have a Blackberry nah nah nah nah nah pzzzzt!"
Erica pulled her tongue back in her mouth, and frowned when she was hit by the sounds of a dial tone.
She thought about calling the Jew back, but then decided against it, she didn't want to use up all her minutes. Even though she had a fancier phone, she didn't have unlimited text and talk like Kylie did.
She decided to go get dressed. She put on a pair of brown shorts, that reached her knees, a red sweater, and a pair of red jelly shoes. Underneath her clothes, she wore a 38DD bra, that was white with flowers on it, and a pair of brown granny panties.
She ran a brush through her chin length, light brown hair, and put some lip gloss on her lips.
"I look fabulous! Much better than that Jew Kylie!" she told herself, before blowing a kiss to her reflection.
On the poor side of town, Kendra McCormick was eating a bowl of ramen for lunch. That day, she decided to wear an orange halter top/belly shirt, with a mini leather skirt, and orange high heels. She wasn't wearing any undergarments on underneath it, because they hadn't done the laundry in three months.
When she finished eating, she decided to pay a visit to see her friends. However, she didn't get too far before she walked right into a stop sigh, dying on impact.
"Good practice everyone!" Stephanie Marsh exclaimed. She was the captain of the South Park Cows softball team, and they had just finished their first practice of the summer season.
"Thanks Steph," Bonnie Donovan grinned.
"You're welcome Bon, you've really improved this year!" Stephanie praised the girl. Last year, Bonnie couldn't even hit the ball, and today she had hit a double!
When Stephanie got home, she took a shower, and when she was finished, she put on a pair of blue jeans, a blue t-shirt, and a pair of blue converse. Underneath it, she had on a pair of blue boyshorts, and a blue 36A bra. She put her shoulder length black hair up into a ponytail with a blue rubber band. She then pulled out her Nokia, and called her best friend Kylie.
"Hey Steph, what's up?" Kylie asked, she sounded a bit irritated, and Steph knew that it was probably due to Erica Cartman.
"Do you wanna hang out and play the VIVE with me?" Stephanie asked.
"Yea, as long as Cartman doesn't come, you know she loves to hog the thing," Kylie replied with a sigh.
"You know Cartman always shows up, whether we want her to or not," Steph bit her bottom lip and thought of something else they could do.
"I know! Let's go the movies and see the new IT movie!"
"No way dude, it's rated R, remember what happened last time we tried to get into a rated R movie?" Kylie said.
"Dude, that was like eight years ago, besides, I'm going to be seventeen in like two weeks anyhow," Stephanie said.
"True, but Kendra's terrified of clowns, remember how one accidentally ran her over with his unicycle?"
"Oh yea," Stephanie sighed, she desperately wanted to see the new IT movie, but she didn't want to see it without her friends.
"Look, I have to go, Mom is calling me for lunch."
Stephanie then heard the sound of the dial tone.
Kylie hung up the phone, and went downstairs to lunch. She was wearing a green sundress with orange flowers on it, and a pair of green flats. Underneath it, she had on a pair of basic white underwear, and a white 30B bra.
When she reached the kitchen, her nose was hit by the smell of some kosher food.
"It's about time Kylie, we've been calling you for three whole minutes!" her dad scolded in his Jersey accent.
"Give the girl a break Sheldon," Kylie's mom said. Like always, she had her nose buried in her lawyer work.
Her younger sister was not at the table, because she was away at uni, despite only being eleven years old.
Kyle sat down, and began to eat, when her phone started ringing.
"I told you no food at the table," her dad said sternly.
"Oops, sorry, may I be excused?" Kylie asked, already standing up.
"But you've barely touched your food," her dad frowned.
However, her mom said,
"Go ahead, go talk to your friend."
"Thanks Mom!' Kylie exclaimed. She ran upstairs with her curly, waist-length, red hair trailing behind her.
When she reached her bedroom, she answered her phone.
"Hello?"
"Hey this is Wendell Testaburger, I'm calling to ask you if um, is Stephanie single?"
Kylie was so excited and shocked she nearly dropped the phone. Stephanie talked constantly about her crush on Wendell, and now, he was calling to ask if she was single!
"Yes, she's single, why are you asking?" Kylie asked casually, trying to play it cool, even though she felt like she was about to explode.
"Good, because my friend Ben has a crush on Stephanie."
"Ben?" Kylie asked, making sure she had heard right. Stephanie couldn't stand Ben! She thought he was a self-absorbed meat-head, who'd date anyone with boobs.
"Yea, I know you're probably surprised he doesn't have a date, but that's because he wanted to take Stephanie."
"Actually, I uh, I just remembered that Stephanie is going with someone from North Park," Kylie lied.
"Oh really? Do I know this someone?" Wendell asked.
"Nope, don't thank so, look, it was nice chatting with you, gotta go, bye bye."
Kylie then hung up the phone before Wendell had time to reply.
She flopped on the bed and sighed, what had she just done?